Chapter 1: Welcome to the Kindergarten of Destruction! (1)
TL: Hanguk
PR: MiniPixelZ
Black Tower 99th floor.
“We’re finally home!”
Sejun, who had returned after 10 years from the Land of Destruction, was momentarily immersed in emotion.
At that moment
[The Tower’s Administrator asks in a gloomy voice where you suddenly brought that child from.]Aileen, who was shocked upon seeing the child Sejun was holding through the crystal orb, spoke.
Since time had been frozen, it seemed to Aileen that the Taecho suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
“Ah. This kid is….”
“Mom, hello! I’m Park Taecho, Mom and Dad’s daughter! Taecho is 3 years old!”Before Sejun could even explain, Taecho introduced herself to Aileen. Taecho confidently cut off her original age, about 3 billion years, without hesitation.
Because before meeting Sejun, she was not Park Taecho.
Taecho? (TL: As mentioned in my previous note, Taecho is just the romanized version and in English means Primordial.)
Primordial God?!
Aileen sensed something strange in Park Taecho’s introduction. Only then did she realize that Taecho was no ordinary child.
[The Tower’s Administrator carefully asks if you really made the Primordial God your daughter.]“Yes. That’s right. More importantly, Aileen, let’s get ready to go to Earth. Now the stay fee is reduced by 100%, so we can go to Earth!”
To Aileen’s question, Sejun casually affirmed and spoke in an excited voice about going to Earth.
Although it seemed that the previous events required extensive explanation due to their importance,
[The Tower’s Administrator says to wait a moment in an excited voice.]Now I can go on a date with Sejun!
At the thought of being able to go to Earth and be with Sejun, Aileen pushed all her questions to the back of her mind.
“Guys, let’s go to Earth.”
“Puhuhut. Got it, meow!”
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Okay.”
Kueng!
(Pip-pip! Yes!)
“Taecho wants to go too!”
Just as they were about to go to Earth
Grrr. Kking!
[Grrr. Youngest! Wait your turn!]
Blackie got upset at Taecho for answering before him.
“That’s right! Please wait your turn!”
Kkiruk!
Sharalang!
“That’s right! Taecho-nim is the youngest!”
Caw!
Ppiyak!
Mumu!
Ppuu!
Bebe!
Hit hit!
Yolyol!
Blackie’s subordinates also responded in agreement to Blackie’s words and each said a word to Taecho.
Youngest! The youngest has arrived!
Especially Kabulto, who had finally escaped from the long life of being the youngest, was the angriest and also the happiest.
But
“Taecho doesn’t like being the youngest.”
Taecho frowned while looking at the Blackie Family.
Taecho was not a pushover. Or perhaps the Blackie Family had nerves of steel to try to make the Primordial God the youngest.
Yolyol! Yolyol!
[Here, hierarchy is decided by the order of entry! So you have to be the youngest!]
Grasping the rare opportunity to escape being the youngest again, Kabulto courageously acted tough towards Taecho, but
Kking? Kking! Kking!
[Is it really that hard to be the youngest? Park Taecho, then just be the younger sister of Great Blackie! For reference, Great Blackie can spit water from his mouth!]
Kkiyot!
Blackie, as if to show understanding toward Taecho’s situation, displayed his insignificant talent in an effort to win her favor.
Great Blackie-nim, how could you!
You want to survive alone?!
Watching Blackie, Kabulto felt betrayed.
Sejun-nim, help!
Kabulto looked at Sejun with eyes desperately pleading for help, but
“Our Taecho doesn’t like being the youngest? Then she doesn’t have to be the youngest.”
Sejun had already fallen victim to daughter-doting disease, and Taecho was promoted to the position of second-in-command in the Blackie Family, being Blackie’s younger sister and next after Blackie.
Taecho became the youngest in Sejun’s family, but not the youngest in the Blackie Family – a youngest who wasn’t like a youngest.
However, none of Blackie’s subordinates dared object.
“Will you listen to Taecho well from now on? Or not?”
Yolyol!
[We’ll listen well!]
“If you act cheeky toward Taecho again, you’ll get punished again!”
Yolyol!
[Yes!]
They had watched, while eating popcorn, as the disgruntled Kabulto challenged Taecho in both reality and the mental world and was utterly defeated. They felt that even if they all ganged up, they wouldn’t stand a chance.
“Aileen, are you ready?”
As Taecho’s hierarchy was settled and the preparations for going to Earth were finished, Sejun asked Aileen.
[The Tower’s Administrator answers that it’s almost done.]“No! I’ll follow my brother-in-law and go to Earth too!”
“No way! You’re going to be the Black Tower’s Administrator in my place!”
“Mom~! Noona’s trying to make me the Administrator!”
Aileen answered while chasing the fleeing Ace.
Somehow the news that they could now go to Earth had spread, and not a single great Black Dragon stepped up to receive the Black Tower’s Administrator authority.
Because if they became an Administrator, they wouldn’t be able to leave the Tower, and that meant they couldn’t follow Sejun to Earth.
“Stand still!”
“No!”
While Aileen was chasing after Ace like that,
[A quest has appeared.][Quest: Please bring the five [Children of Creation Tainted by Destruction] who have been released into other worlds to the Creator God.]
Reward: Postponement of destruction of seven worlds, Level +5, All stats +50,000, 500 million Tower Coins
A quest message appeared before Sejun.
“Huh?”
Five Children of Creation have been released into other worlds?
Weren’t the children in the Land of Destruction all of them?
“Daughter, by any chance, what happened to the other children besides the ones in the Land of Destruction?”
“Taecho went ‘bam!’ and kicked them into other worlds!”
“Huh? Why did you send them away?”
“Because Daddy was too weak, so Taecho wanted to get weaker too.”
“Sigh.”
So in the end, it’s my fault?
At Taecho’s answer, Sejun sighed and said,
“Aileen, looks like I can’t go to Earth right away.”
He explained the situation to Aileen,
[The Tower’s Administrator reassures you that she can wait as long as needed.]Aileen felt relieved at Sejun’s words and hurriedly began to find someone who could take her place as the Black Tower Administrator.
Ace was nowhere to be seen.
A little while later.
“Eok-Samchiri, where do I go?”
Sejun asked [System Eok-Samchiri],
[The coordinates have been delivered to Paespaes nim.](Pip-pip! I will open the dimensional gate!)
Swoosh!
Paespaes opened the dimensional gate.
One hour later.
“Let me go!”
Kueng!
[Stay still!]
Cuengi grabbed the back of the neck of a Child of Creation and subdued them.
The Child of Creation empowered by Taecho was strong, but
Kueng!
Boom!
They were no match for the Beast of Apocalypse.
“Kueng! Kueng!”
Taecho, seemingly impressed by Cuengi, mimicked him with a triumphant expression by his side.
And then
Kuehehehe. I showed a cool side to the youngest!
Cuengi smiled with satisfaction at the sight of Taecho doing that.
“Alright. Let’s send them to the Creator God now.”
“Puhuhut. Cuengi, send them quickly, meow!”
Sejun spoke from a distance under Theo’s protection.
And so, as they captured the five Children of Creation and handed them over to the Creator God, the entire day passed, and Sejun returned to the Black Tower with his group and had dinner.
After dinner ended,
“I should prepare for the party.”
Sejun began preparing for Aileen’s birthday and Children’s Day, which were happening tomorrow.
Most of the preparations had already been done, but since he had spent ten years in the Land of Destruction, his memory of what had been prepared was hazy.
During that time, new varieties of crops had increased, and his cooking skills had improved, allowing for a wider menu, so there were additional things to do.
“Brother-in-law?”
-……
Since Ace was on the run avoiding Aileen, there was no one to keep watch, but
“Daddy, Taecho will hide you. Hide! Hyap!”
Taecho helped out.
[The Tower’s Administrator says the crystal orb is suddenly acting strange.][The Tower’s Administrator says in a frustrated voice that only the 99th floor of the tower can’t be seen.]
Taecho, who clearly had no power, casually did amazing things.
“Hehehe. Did Taecho do well?”
Taecho asked Sejun with a silly smile and eyes and would’ve wagged a tail enthusiastically like Blackie if she had one.
“Yes. You did great.”
Sejun praised her and patted her head.
Then
“Puhuhut”
Kuehehehe.
(Bahehehe.)
Hehe.
Theo, Cuengi, Paespaes, and Blackie all extended their heads toward Sejun.
Only after Sejun patted their heads long enough for everyone to feel satisfied could he start preparing the party in earnest.
***
Temple of the Creator God.
“Food pwease!”
“Food!”
“Sweepy! Sing wullaby!”
“Pway!”
…
..
.
“Sigh.”
What kind of hardship is this in my old age…
The Creator God, caring for the eleven Children of Creation, lamented. The world may have found peace, but this place was hell.
Children demanding food.
Children asking to be put to sleep because they were sleepy.
Children wanting to play.
Children causing trouble.
Next to him, the two Apostles of the Creator God, Emila and Amur, were doing their best to help, but it wasn’t much help.
What was even harder was,
“Dongdong got his name from Teacheeer!”
“I want a name too~!”
“Me too~!”
“Then… how about Cervantes?”
“Nooo~! I want one like Dongdong’s!!!”
“Dongdong~!”
“Me too, Wuncle!”
Watching the children go crazy over the thoughtless names Sejun gave them rather than the great names he himself had created.
What’s wrong with the names I made?!
The Creator God was deeply hurt by the children’s reactions.
“Sigh. Sigh.”
From parenting stress to plummeting self-esteem, sighs just kept coming out.
At that moment.
“Creator God-nim, I have this many younger siblings and three older sisters and four older brothers, but they’re not here.”
One of the newly joined children told the Creator God, using all his fingers and toes, that there were still some missing.
According to the child’s count, there were still 17 Children of Creation missing.
104.28.193.250
And.
There are 17 more little destructions out there?!
This won’t do.
The Creator God made a big decision.
***
The next morning, early dawn.
“Alright.”
Hehehe. Now we can have the birthday party on Earth.
Sejun, who had prepared for the party in the kitchen all night, stretched lazily.
At that moment.
“Hehehe. Daddy….”
Taecho, riding on Sejun’s back, murmured sleepily, rubbing her face into his back.
“Yes. My daughter.”
Sejun patted Taecho’s bottom with his hand as he strolled around the farm.
While wandering through the farm like that, the sky brightened.
“Alright, we’re off.”
“Puhuhut. Guard the house well, meow!”
Kuuuu.
Moo!
Kkwek!
Whirr!
Sejun and his group received a send-off from the 99th floor family of the Black Tower and moved down to the 1st floor.
Aileen had handed over the Black Tower Administrator role to her grandfather, Kaiser, and was waiting in the administrator’s zone.
Her plan was to appear last when Sejun transferred to Earth. Otherwise, Sejun would be in danger.
Clack.
When Sejun placed his hand on the black exclusive passage,
[There are currently three destinations available.][Please choose your destination.]
<Earth (Lv. 2)>
<Hamk (Lv. 7)>
<Bix (Lv. 8)>
A selection appeared in front of Sejun.
“Earth.”
Without hesitation, Sejun chose Earth.
[Current number of people attempting to use the exclusive passage is…]While checking the number of people moving,
“Sejun!”
“…….”
Aileen hurriedly appeared.
And then.
[The stay fee has been reduced by 100%.][Stay fee is 0 coins.]
[Moving to Earth.]
[Please have a pleasant time.]
With those messages, Aileen and the rest of the group transferred to Earth along with the unconscious Sejun.
Meanwhile.
“Kids, you have to listen well to Teacher Sejun, okay?”
“Yes!”
The Creator God also sent the 11 Children of Creation to Earth.
This was the Creator God’s big decision: to entrust the children to Sejun.
“Yay!”
“Let’s play with Teacheeer!”
Excited at the thought of meeting Sejun, the children didn’t even glance back at the Creator God as they headed to Earth, and the temple where they had been quickly became quiet.
Once the children were gone,
“Don’t look for me. From now on, I’m on vacation.”
Sejun, thank you and I’m sorry.
The Creator God, who had entrusted the 11 little destructions to Sejun, decided to joyfully enjoy the remaining ten years or so of his time.
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