Shrewd wife of Lin brothers

Chapter 560 Begone,

Su Wan and Lin Yan were definitely happy, even though it was a road that was going to be full of hurdles they were willing to walk over it no matter what. Su Wan watched her husband who was all giddy with joy and couldn’t help but poke him in the arm as she pouted and spoke in a whiny voice, ” You sure are happy about getting your gift but what about me? Isn’t it, my birthday? Now that I have given you such a precious gift, shouldn’t you show me what you have brought for me?”

Lin Yan’s face turned a bit awkward as he rubbed his nose and sighed. ” Wan Wan, I thought that I have done a good job bringing you the gift that you wanted but I am afraid that compared to the one that you have given me this one is going to be a bit lacking, will you mind?”

Su Wan shook her head as she hugged Lin Yan and smilingly spoke, now that she has a child in her belly her antics were a lot more clingy and she really like being snuggly with Lin Yan who was the father of her child. ” I won’t, I just want to see what you have brought for me, won’t you let me see it now? I have been waiting for it the entire day.”

Only a cold hearted bastard would be able to stay unaffected by the sweet siren-like voice, Su Wan was using on him. Lin Yan felt like she has became even more bewitching now that she had this glow about her, and maybe it was because she was carrying his child, he was even more willing to dote on her a bit more. So, he didn’t dare to refuse any longer and brought her to the dining room where everyone was already settled and was planning about the child that was yet to be born. 

” Ah, I think I will have to buy a new set of fabric and make a new dress for the baby,” said Madam Huo as she rocked her son in her arm, though the little baby boy was stuffed in a pink skirt and matching shirt with his hair tied in a big pink brow making him look like a newly born baby girl. ” Maybe I should start planning from now on and take a look at the new trends that are going around in the town, I just heard that there is a new trend of sewing cute little animated things on the dresses of the girls rather than flowers and whatnot, maybe I should try my hands in it.”

Lin Yu, the actual inventor of those cutesy animated trends: “…..” well now, looks like I have to think of something else huh.

” But wife the baby hasn’t been born yet, what if it is a boy——” before Shen Zizhen could finish saying what he was saying, he was smacked by his wife right across his mouth as the latter glared at him threateningly.

” You better not jinx it Zizhen, you opened your crow beak every time I got pregnant and then I gave birth to a son each time, you jinx Wan Wan and I swear I will scratch you harder than any cat will.”

Shen Junxi who was listening to their squabble immediately felt his ears perk up—— a son? Like that brat Lin Yan?

Shen Junxi’s imagination started to run wild as the cogs in his head started to turn, a son like Lin Yan then doesn’t it mean ——

A baby  wearing a cold dead fish like expression popped in his head, crushing his wonderful fantasy of a miniature version of Su Wan calling him ‘ Grandfather.’

’ Ohohohoho! This can’t be allowed to happen, if his niece were to give birth to a miniature Lin Yan instead of herself, he was worried that he might get a heart attack!’ 

He immediately turned to his wife and stretched out his hand causing the latter to look at him in stunned silence. When he did not speak anything, Madam Zhu frowned and asked, ” What? What do you want now?”

” Pass me the salt!” said Shen Junxi as he tipped his chin towards the bowl of salt that was kept at the centre of the table. Because he was sitting a bit far away from it, Shen Junxi couldn’t reach it and could only ask Madam Zhu to pass it to him.

Madam Zhu was surprised, she couldn’t understand as to why her husband would want the bowl of salt since the dinner wasn’t even served, yet she still handed it over to him obediently. It was just a bowl of salt what mess could her husband make out of it.

However, two seconds later—— Madam Zhu realised that she should never ever underestimate her husband’s ability to cause trouble. This man can cause trouble with practically nothing! 

The second she handed the bowl of salt to her husband, the jerk took a handful of it and threw it right at Second brother in law’s face causing the other to erupt in anger.

” Eldest brother what in the world are you doing?” yelled Shen Zizhen as he wiped the salt that was thrown on his face looking at his brother in incredulity but if he thought that this was the worst then he was damn wrong because the next second his brother said something that completely blew his temper.

” Begone thot!” Shen Junxi picked another handful of salt in his hand and threw it at Shen Zizhen’s face who was still staring at him in surprise. 

Madam Zhu: “…..” That’s not even the correct thing to say, you idiot!!!

Madam Huo: “….” Clap! Clap! 

The Lin brothers: “…..” see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil.

Shen Zizhen felt his forehead throb as he launched himself at his eldest brother with his beloved cats. ” You dare, say those words to be you fat pole of muscles?”

” Huh? What? How dare you call your eldest brother fat? Where the hell am I fat?”

” Then how in the world am I a thot? Do I look like a woman to you huh?”

And then another round of fighting commenced.