Chapter 7: Evolution
Chapter 7: Evolution
[Th…this is…]
I take the mysterious sphere in my hand . The result of the appraisal, before its true form, I lost my words .
[Magic: 3]
[ATK: 3850]
[Defense: 2743]
[Agility: 4211]
[Magic Attack: 1]
[Magic defense: 1456]
[Luck: 0]
[Charm: 10]
The result of the appraisal of each ball is this .
In other words, the meaning of these balls is…
“……That clever monkey’s status ah?
Absolute disassembly . It leaves even the status . Outrageous . Hell the magic is low! The magic attack is the same as me .
Luck is 0…… to die because of my armpit odor . All in all, it can’t be a mistake .
It’s painful that the charm is above mine . I am below the monkey in charm… A…are? Fluids flow from my eyes…… I won’t ever say it’s sweat!!!
“Uwaaa… what should I do with this?”
Most likely, I can make the status my own . How should I say it… it appears more useable than the time I got the skills . Such a thing happens when I have the sphere before my eyes . Somehow the violent light that I am getting used to appears and again it enters my body . Then, like the time I acquired the skills, a voice flowing in my head resounds .
“Additional status has been confirmed . For status of more than 1000, 1/10 of that number will be added . ”
In other words, that ridiculous attack power, though not all of it, will become mine .
Attack power 380, defense 274, something like that?
“……Maaa suddenly getting in my hands an absurd power……”
And precisely because I thought so, on the contrary I was relieved that not all of it got into my hands .
Suddenly getting the clever monkey’s speed and strength will be hard for me to use .
“……After collecting all the drop items, I will confirm the status . ”
And so, the last remaining is a single treasure chest .
It’s not very big . It’s small enough to fit in both of my palms .
“… . . As there is no keyhole, it will open directly… . What is in it?”
Because a treasure chest is something that stimulates your curiosity!
“……Yosh!”
I make up my mind and open the treasure chest .
Inside the opened box is a chain and a bag that contains something .
“Wh…what? This chain…”
I pick up the chain with my hands and look at it .
This size, as an accessory, is only long enough to be attached to the belt loop of the pants .
“Well…… I am not into accessories . ”
Maa, I analyze it immediately because I couldn’t understand it even if I continued thinking .
[Kensaru Chain]: To be attached to the belt loop . ‘Rare class equipment’ .
When equipped, the rate of collecting rare items in a field goes up .
“OHHH”
This is amazing . This rare item I got in my hands is because of absolute disassembly!?
Even so, the effect is wonderful! Even if I am able to surely recover the rare drop items from the other party that was defeated using absolute disassembly, the probability of recovering a rare item in a field is low!
“Even so…… this rare class… I wonder if this rare part expresses the rare percentage of appearances . [ED note: rare percentage as in low percentage]
Somehow after using the skill [Appraisal], the description shown is rare drop . In the end, the knowledge that I received from God about this world is still unimproved .
“Normally the rare drops go to the high luck guys . It doesn’t have anything to do with me, no?”
Then why me with my luck of 0? Is it from my upbringing until now? Or is it from the looks?
Maa I will certainly die because everything I analyze always has bad statuses . My luck is 0 . It isn’t a mistake…… right?
“Maa, it doesn’t matter so what’s inside this bag?”
After I immediately equip the chain that was in my hands, this time I take out the bag that came along with the chain in the treasure box . It’s a size that I can hold in the palm of my hand, but somehow I can feel heaviness from it .
“What is inside?”
I check the contents—-
“Coin?”
Inside the bag, there is a type of coin I’ve never seen before .
“What?…Three silver coins, five gold coins… and a color thinner than silver…… color of platinum? One coin……”
This is…… the currency of this world? (TL note:the original says this world’s gold but that feels a little weird so I changed it to currency)
Uhnn… I don’t know their worth . Furthermore, in the place I am right now, there is no meaning to money…
Maa the worth of money should be written in the other world knowledge that I got from God . So I believe .
“Let’s see…… I recovered all the drop items and appraised them . ”
I didn’t level up?
Certainly the way used to defeat it was horrible, but the opponent was level 120, you know!! I think my level has to go up .
“It’s weird…… I’m sure my level was going to go up . ”
I tilt my neck while muttering so .
‘Confirmed a large amount of experience gain . From this point the evolution will happen . ’
“Yes?”
When I tilt my neck due to the words that have suddenly flowed through the head —-
“‘m N!? Oh, my head!!” [TL note: It’s supposed to be a sound of surprise . ]
Suddenly a tremendous pain runs in my head .
“Ite~e~e~e~e~e~eeeeeee! What was that!? Suddenly what!? Seriously it hurts!?”
I have such severe pain in my head that it seems it’s splitting open! Without realizing it, I fall to the ground holding my head .
“Aaaaaaagrggaggga!!!!”
Hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts! Seriously it hurts!!!!
Due to too much pain, I am unable to think calmly . Then suddenly I hear a weird sound .
Bakibakibaki! (TL note: Don’t ask me what the hell is this . )
“What’s that sound!? What itetetetete!”
I have a bad feeling . Because I certainly heard that sound coming from my head! When I was suffering from this atrocious pain, suddenly that pain just vanished .
“Itetetete!…A…are?”
I tilt my neck from the sudden pain .
“Just what ha—-”
My words stopped there . This time my face is assaulted with the atrocious pain .
“Guoooooooooghrt!!!!”
Seriously what the hell! It’s terribly painful!
I hold my face with both hands and again roll on the ground .
Gukibakigukya .
“There it is!! That bad sound is coming from my face!?”
What is happening!? Either way it hurts so much!!!!!
“Ugaaaaaaaaaa!—- N…n?”
Yet again the pain abruptly vanishes .
“Really what is—”
This time, severe pain runs through my body .
“Mooo iyaaaaaaaaahh”
Gukigukibakigukyabekya!
“My bo…bones argh! My muscles aaaaargh . ”
Someone! Someone help me! HELP! HEEEEEELP! (TL note: the last two helps are said in English)
It hurts! What the hell is happening to my body!? It’s terribly painful! This situation, it’s not normal!
“Moiyada…” [ED note: It means enough or no more . ]
I hold my body . I murmur involuntarily while rolling on the ground .
I think that normally you faint if the pain is beyond a certain tolerance range, but there is no sign of me fainting at all .
Do I have to endlessly taste this severe pain? I don’t wanna!
Tears overflow regardless of my intention .
“Agaa ah ah Aagh!”
As I look around rolling on the ground, once again the severe pain I had until a little while ago disappears and it seems like a lie .
“Ze~e …… Ze~e ……”
Just what the hell is happening…!
I think that a thought of “Something suddenly evolved” flows through my head . Why do I have to be attacked by this severe pain?
“Moo with this, it’s already over?”
I murmur so with an erratic breath while somehow raising my body but——-
“Oooooooohgh!!!!”
This time, it’s the lower part of my body that is in terrifying pain!
“Aaaaaagh! Lower part, no! No good!”
Gukigukibekibokibakigushamekya!
“An amazing sound without precedent is ringing through!!”
When I thought the pain in my head stopped, next was my face . When I thought the pain in my face stopped, next it was my body . When I thought the pain in my body, next was my lower body!!
“Someone help me . ”
Can nothing be done about this pain? I did well not becoming disabled! In a way, it’s amazing!
“……Wait, this is not the time to be praising myseeeeeeeelf!!”
Bone!! It broke! Absolutely! What’s more, a part that can’t be trained no matter what is screaming! Give me a break!
If this keeps going like this, I…… will stop being a man!… . It can be that I can’t use it again . But that’s not the problem!! The pain felt can’t be compared to another part!
“Why is this happening……!”
I clench my teeth desperately in an attempt to endure the pain .
“……Aaaaaaagh!”
I can’t hold it at all . It hurts so bad! Moo I hate this!
I am seriously desperately praying when the voice in my head sounds .
‘Evolution has been completed . 1000 points will be added to all stats . ’
“I…it’s over?”
Somehow incredible words just popped out, but more than that, in my head is only the thought of being released from the severe pain .
“Ha~a…… ha~a…… ha~a……”
Yo…yosh I calm down……
I take a deep breath several times in order to adjust my breathing . And I open the status in order to confirm “evolution” and the meaning of the word that I heard before the severe pain started .
«Hiiragi Seiichi»
Race: New Humanity
Gender: Male
Occupation: Homeless
Age: 17
Level: 1
Magic: 1020
ATK: 1386
Defense: 1275
Agility: 1422
Magic attack: 1001
Magic defense: 1147
Luck: 1000
Charm:
«Equipment»
Ultimate weapon: the school uniform . Ultimate weapon: the student pants . Underwear of sure death . Shirt of sure death .
«Skill»
[Intermediate level Appraisal], [Absolute Disassembly], [Paralysis resistance], [Wind resistance], [Sleep resistance], [Confusion resistance], [Charm resistance], [Petrification resistance], [Hindrance resistance], [Poison Resistance], [Cutting leg], [Moment], [Super Compounding], [Tool Production: Super First-class]
«State»
Evolution × 9 . Fatigue
«Possession gold»
10530000G
“It’s weird!”
I did a tsukkomi at my own stats without realizing .
“My initial status was 1 so why suddenly this inflation!?”
Evolution panel? The effect is too terrific! I knew the second part of the words was not a lie? I didn’t hear it . Furthermore «State», the part of evolution is at MAX x9…… And it is to say, I still have to experience nine times that severe pain!?
Iyaa…… certainly the stats that appeared are amazing but…… I don’t have the confidence to withstand 9 more times .
“Why wasn’t the bonus added to the charm part? Isn’t it weird!?”
1000 is added to all status, no!? Where did the 1000 charm go!? I seriously have 0 charm?
And the race, I don’t understand it, seems to be new human .
Then again the thing I am most curious about is why after defeating the clever monkey I am still at level 1!
Did you mean, for that “evolution” thing, it consumed all the obtained experience value!?
“U wa~a……somehow there are a lot of things to be depressed about wa~a……’
It happens when I drop my line of sight to the ground .
“Nn?”
I feel a strange sense of discomfort .
Strange . Somewhere is wrong .
“…What?” Below(・・)it’s the ground like normal .
“!”
I touch my belly in a hurry .
“……I…I lost weight…!!”
Yes, my feeling of discomfort was because before, I saw my belly when I looked at the ground, but now I see the ground beautifully . Before, my belly disrupted my vision of the ground .
“Seriously I lost weight!! And the stretched skin that appears after losing so much weight is not there! Even that situation is avoided!”
Th…this is amazing……! That pig-like me slimmed! Diet effect is amazing!!… . I wonder if there are more surprises . But, the fact that I lost weight is very important now for me .
“Somehow, I also seem to be building up muscles……”
I think so while touching my own belly . It’s abnormally tight .
“Maa, it’s probably my imagination . Furthermore, getting slim doesn’t change me being disgusting . ”
I conclude . My pants feel weird .
“Are……My pants are falling……”
Why?… There is no reason to think about it . I slimmed down .
“I am really happy that I slimmed down, but the clothes I am wearing…”
The upper part of the clothes I am wearing feels absolutely saggy .
It can’t be helped . I put the belt in the tightest hole and somehow it’s holding up .
“The upper part…… I have no choice but to give up!”
I do so and realize another abnormality .
“N?…Somehow I got the feeling that my viewpoint is taller…”
Did I get taller? In this short period of time?
“…It can’t be . Suddenly losing weight is a thing . but suddenly getting taller is impossible . The bones are different than fat . ”
Maa, I also don’t think I have gotten thin suddenly…… . isn’t it?
“Only, that sound that is not supposed to be heard that came from all over my body… it can be possible . ”
Un… . It’s fine . There doesn’t seem to be trouble for the moment .
I don’t understand the reason . If you experience that horrible pain that makes you slim down, it could sell…… Iyaa impossible . To make you want to endure that pain… . Just how much do you want to lose weight? Take care of yourself .
“Saa… . What will I do next…”
I sit down on the ground, thinking .
“In the battle against the clever monkey, I used two first class recovery medicines…”
I understand the method of making them from the knowledge of the clever monkey and the location of the herbs as well .
Moreover, to make the first class recovery medicines, I need water and right now I am quite thirsty and want it .
“… . Yosh! First let’s think on how to survive in this forest . For that objective, I have to make full use of the knowledge I got from the clever monkey . ”
So I decide, let’s work .
“I will do it!!!
What I should do?… . Saa?
[ED note: This guy became a cow with all his “Moo” (I know it’s not like a cow mooing) . ]