Chapter 1474 December 14th: Instant Death Spell

In the first place, I was only told to “participate in the summit”. That’s all. Or not, I’m sure there’s a deeper meaning behind it.

However, the commands from Weissash are the goal of achieving the requirements of the Unique Scenario EX, and there was no option for me to ignore them from the beginning. In other words, it’s a fixed route until you come here, and from here it will be a complete ad lib.

「So, where exactly are we being guided from here?」

「Umu! I have heard it all from Weissash! But even so, you are to be treated as guests of honor. It’s an order from King Nyai himself!」

Nyai … Ah, that beckoning cat, huh. One day, a Cat-Seith delegation came to Rabbitz in order to apologize for a certain incident involving jewels and gemstones. And that king was a part of the delegation. Well, it was more like an unreasonable apology to Weissash rather than an apology to me, but whatever……

「Well, alright, but can we at least ask what we’re doing here in the first place?」

「Muh? I was only told to guide you to the audience seats.」

Audience seats? But why there of all possible places? No, it’s probably the content of this summit involving various races……

「Is it okay for these guys behind me to go as well?」

「No problem at all! Be that as it may, when it comes to races of those who have crossed the great waves to get here, it’s something that is not all that relevant」

「Because one way or another, I get a feeling that you are stepping one step close towards learning about the truth of this world.」

「Huh?」

「What is even the reason for this summit in the first place?」

「Is there any place in here where I could buy some firearms?」

「The cat’s tongue is so rough, it must feel amazing when you are being licked by it, doesn’t it?」

「Okay, get your ass out, you wench!」

「Oh please, pierce my ass with your sturdy poker! If you want, you can add some back and forth movement to it! Piston is really good!!」

「How about an ass-destroying battering ram!?」

「Ahhhhh!!」

The answer was always going to be a “hit”. Normally I would never seek to employ it here, but when it comes to Deepslaughter, the Centipede 8-0.5 seems to be the most appropriaste choice of a weapon to use. Not to mention that its size was second biggest in the whole of Catzeria, (the first is, of course, the cow who is yawning far overhead us right now)…… In other words, other than that we were heading to Catzeria’s castle at the current moment.

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Now, don’t underestimate the country of cats. In the first place, after visiting the country of the bunnies I realized that cultural differences are a thing. There is a suspicion that the civilization level of those guys is higher than the other sub-races of the New Continent, so it was visible from the beginning, but as we entered the castle which had a very European atmosphere about it, we were guided to one of the guest rooms……

「This, this castle looks like a genuine article, but might not really be one……」

「Somehow, is this what they call the subversion of expectations……?」

「Is it okay to light a fire in this space? Or will we suffocate to death?」

There are some concerns that Survival said out loud. Because this castle…… I found out when I entered it. This is not a building, it’s a space where you dug the walls of the canyon into the exterior of the castle and then dug the canyon further. It’s a European-style castle or rather an Egyptian ruin. There was also a stone statue of a stupidly big cat sitting like a guardian dog or a sphinx right there.

「Well, I’m glad it doesn’t seem to have rocks for beds.」

「Beds are important, because you can have a good night’s sleep in them. Me? Well, I usually sleep in my office chair, hahaha.」

There was silence for a moment out there. Here, Deepslaughter, who realized the danger of sustaining this atmosphere, began to move her index finger back and forth on the ring made with the thumb and index finger, so I decided to reward her with one more battering ram, this time with extra care.

「Don’t be a drama queen, you’ll be fine.」

「Ufufu, I’m sorry. But it’s perfect for breathing, which means that it’s the best match for your body as well!」

Okay, it’s Serious Battering Ram time!

「Ah.」

It’s an Accelerated Turbo Battering Ram that also uses skills to boot.

「Hey, Sanraku?」

「What is it?」

「This is gradually starting to look like some sort of a twisted play between the two of you.」

「…………………… Then what do you think I should do here?」

「Try to use some different kind of voice or whatever? I don’t really know.」

Yes, my usual methods seem to be less and less effective here…… I mean, it seems that she’s been regenerating from my abuse a whole lot quicker as of late, not to mention her HP going back up to the optimal value at an astonishingly fast rate……

「Oh well, why don’t you just accept it with a tolerant heart to some extent?」

Oh yeah, I guess that there is no need for me to pull my punches anymore, huh……?」

Although the hand with which I was holding the Centipede 8-0.5 has been strengthened to some extent, it may be true that the words of Survival have some reason behind them. Accept, or intercept from another direction ………

「Hey, could you try turning around for me for a little bit……?」

「Oh, again? Well look at you, becoming so proactive as of late……」

I then approached Deepslaughter from behind when she turned to the back without making even the slightest noise, and brought my face closer to her ear and……

Eat this! Iwamaki-san’s directly-heard story of “I’ve encountered this situation every time in any otome game, so I’m crazy about it as of late! I can’t get any impressions on this, but if it’s the first time you have seen it, it’s going to be destructive for sure, right? Whisper Voice”! When one of the heroines calls out to you from behind like that, you only have two options presented to you: you either start running for dear life or you accept the bad end coming your way. Maybe this will teach you to be mindful of the feelings of other people!

「─── Bad girl. Do you want to bother me so much? My little Kitten-chan?」

「Nyah!?」

The Deepslaughter’s body was so rigid that it seemed like a bug for a moment, and when she walked towards the bed with staggered legs, she then suddenly collapsed and stopped moving.

「Hmm, I see. Okay Survival, so this is basically what this is!」

「No, I am pretty sure that is exactly what this thing is NOT supposed to be.」

Sanraku has learned a new technique!

Cat-Seith who wore maid clothes in several versions, brought us drinks to the room, but the NPC, who should be called the main subject of this event, only started to come about thirty minutes later, which can only be said to be an outrage for this kind of game. What’s up with that? No, it’s an unforgivable business practice if you really want to let VIPs wait for a long time, no matter if its a game or real life.

「I’m sorry for making you wait, guys! The talks are about to start shortly, so let me guide you to the audience’s seats!」

「Yeah, but that being said,」

「I was about to go to bed. I have already been in here way longer than I normally stick around.」

「It’s true that at this age you’ll be killing time with shiritori …”

「As expected of someone of this age. Maybe I should just kill time doing some shiritori……」

「I don’t think it’s a good thing to be playing Shiritori on your own, Yashiro Bird-san……」

「In the first place, 「laying shiritori on your own is what we consider to be a Level Expert Solo Activity.」

「Hey, just how long do you intend to sleep here, Deepslaughter? Get up, you lazy bum!」

TWITCH! It seems that what we considered to be a corpse was not actually a corpse, because she started to convulse slightly.