Chapter 1409 Thoroughbred Dash!!! Part 1

「But, but really, don’t you think that something in here just feels wrong? You see, a gun when completed and perfected is basically an ideal weapon for everyone to use. So, even if you were trying to apply the ridiculous rules of common sense of this world to guns themselves, I still think that there is no other weapon that is going to allow you to have that much freedom in customizing it! It’s a concept that even those who are not used to it in the first place are going to find easy to learn, and that is even without some hidden elements and additional components. Yes, I dare to say that if you are unable to get a hang of customizing your gun, then something must be terribly wrong with you as a person and that you should go and see a specialist about it posthaste. That, and……]

「Hey, Yashiro Bird?]

「Yes, what is it?]

「Look, dude, I’m going to get myself that Special License now, so we can continue with this conversation when we get there, alright?]

「That’s unfair! That’s so unfair and you know it, Sanraku––––––!!]

「Hey’ it’s not unfair, you know? It’s not my fault that you are just slow and you easily fall behind.]

Fufufu, as far as I am concerned, you can just say here and play with those puny Civilian-Type firearms until this games goes out of service.

This poor fool is not even aware of what he is missing, which is even more pitiful since he loves his guns so much. And as long as he remains the way he is, he is always going to be inferior to me, a person who utilizes the guidance of the “Brave Fish” to the absolute fullest, advancing slowly but steadily. And it is precisely because of that fact that I am going to be the one who will obtain those Special Weapon first, while Yashiro Bird can only watch and envy me from behind my back. So I guess that you don’t actually care for the guns as much as you claim to be, huh, my unskilled friend?

Dude, don’t you know what “shame” is? Normally I would pay that no mind at all, but when the Player who basically looks and behaves like a grown-ass man starts to act like a small puppy that’s been brought to the vet or was to be abandoned at any moment…… Yes, that’s right. For some reason seeing him like that was starting to make me feel really awkward.

I can more or less guess what is going on through that person’s head right about now. He thinks that I am going to put all my important businesses aside, including obtaining the Special Weapons License for my own, so that we can go on an adventure together so that he could also satisfy the conditions for unlocking the Special Weapons. Then he most probably expects that I am going to take a break, and during that time he would go and snatch the Special Weapons License for himself, in order to be the first one to get it. So to make long story short…… I want to be the first one to get those Special Weapons, so help me achieve just that, huh? Hahaha, sure thing, go right ahead you idiot! See how this works out for you!

「Kuh……!!!]

SWOOSH (Yashiro Bird presents me a bag filled with mani completely out of nowhere)

「Do you seriously think that as a fellow survivor of the Deserted Island, it’s more than enough to just bribe me with big enough stash of money? Because you are on the right track here, let me tell you that!]

「No, that’s not it. I just think that as a fellow survivor of that Deserted Island, you get to appreciate the power that comes with money. Both in game and in real life. …… Isn’t that a rule of thumb?]

「Isn’t that basically what people would call the “after-effects”…… Not that I would know anything about it, of course.]

Gradually, I was starting to feel more and more pitiful towards that pathetic little creature, but actually not for the reasons that you might think of…… I mean, it’s just that……

「God damn it, now I feel like I just can’t leave you behind! It would really leave a bad aftertaste in my mouth! Like abandoning a small puppy in the rain……]

「If it is for the sake of my beloved guns, then I don’t mind becoming even a speck of dirt in the middle of the road.]

And here it is, ladies and gentlemen. Here we can see a man who was ready to abandon his dignity as a human and everything else just so that he could see his desires come to a fruition. What would that make him now…… Huge garbage? Oversized garbage?

「So? How many enemies should I defeat in order to become a Super Elite Agent that clears the Special Affairs Bureau’s regulations? Or maybe I should go to take down a Unique Monster right from the start?]

「Sanraku, if you think that I can just go and solo a monster of Siegwurm, the Heavenly Emperor’s caliber all on my own, then I will tell you that you will have a different thing coming.]

「I CAN’T EXACTLY EXPLAIN IT IN THE WAY THAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR, BUT I CAN SHARE WITH YOU THE GUIDELINES THAT FALL UNDER THE CATHEGORY OF SPECIAL LICENSE ACQUISITION PROGRAM. IT’S MEANT FOR A SINGLE PERSON…… OR TWO PEOPLE. IT IS…… THE SUBJOGATION OF THE APEX PREDATOR LOCATED IN THE NEAREST NATURAL ENVIORNMENT?]

…… Hmm, I see, I see?

「The apex predator, huh……? (suddenly remembering the appearance of a dinosaur with three heads.)]

「The apex predator, huh……? (suddenly remembering the appearance of a dinosaur with three heads)]

Aside from the currently unknown and unconfirmed Extraordinary Monster and some Rare Monsters that might as well be there in the deepest reaches of the area, the one and only being that rules supreme over the Sea of Trees area is without any shadow of a doubt is Drakarus Dinocerberus. With its three heads and monstrous levels of toughness and Vitality it is not all that hard to imagine why is that.

Personally, I think that the degree of perfection that radiates from a Three—Headed Tyrannosaurus Rex as an Enemy Mob is terrifyingly high, if not even greater. It’s sheer mass and size makes it exquisitely easy to avoid and at the same time make it exquisitely easy for the monster itself to land a successful attack. It’s as simple as that. And its AI is also top notch, making it even easier for it to occupy the spot of the creature that is “the strongest out there, but also the ugliest out there”. ……Hmm, yes. It is literally a perfect Enemy Mob, one that you would hate to encounter while on route to your destination while doing something different or being pressed for time.