Chapter 1398 The Fastest Teacher In the Entire World Part 2

「I mean, you keep on doing the same thing every morning, so it would be hard for me to NOT get used to it……」

「Huh? That’s news to me. So, you’re coming in here every single day?」

「Because every single day the menu contents seem to be increasing…… It’s like a treasure chest filled with rare delicacies.」

Oi, it would seem that you really are starting to get a hang of things around here, you little bugger. But still, I guess that this level of adaptability is only expected from a creature that is basically an immature Unique Monster. But to see that she gets with the Little Girl Sensei so well…… Is that perhaps the level of compatibility between the strongest and the fastest? But if you were not doping your thought processes with skills, normal people would probably be unable to even perceive their relationship as such. And I mean, trying the limits of your own abilities is nice and all, and I also like to push myself to my limits every now and then, but……

…… I would never go as far as to start putting things or desserts on people’s heads just so that I can test out how fast I have become. That’s a little bit of an overkill, even for me. But maybe I’ll learn to do that as well somewhere down the road.

「But still, Sensei. Isn’t it a little bit TOO early for you to be having breakfast?」

「…… I might as well go for an early breakfast while I’m being at it. It’s that kind of thing.」

It takes a severe mental fortitude to exhibit this level of ignorance, in my opinion. I know that they say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I guess that Little Girl Sensei was taking that saying a little bit too seriously here. I mean, it’s not even time for breakfast yet! …… Or not. Maybe for some people this time of day is the perfect time for breakfast. In which case it cannot be helped. So in case of the Little Girl Sensei the saying would go kind of like this: The early bird catches the breakfast! If there is a character called a young girl teacher, the early breakfast is true first and worm.

Seeing that yet another one strong character made an appearance on the scene, the rest of the people present in the shop literally started to tremble in their shoes. However, since both Survival and I knew the Little Girl Sensei, we actually knew that there was nothing to be afraid of here. Especially since we knew that she only came here for food, and nothing else. The Strongest Bounty Hunter out there might be crazy enough to eat breakfast at this hour, but not THAT crazy to pick a fight with a Goldunine or two first thing in the morning.

「Excuse me, Master…… I would like to ask for the usual, please.」

「Ahh, and since we are already ordering…… Master! This thing right here! Give me some more, why don’t you!」

「Certainly. Please wait just a moment.」

「……………」

「A-Alright! I get it, I get it! You just need me to make you something, right!? I’m on it!」

The mysterious aura that Little Girl Tias-sensei was oozing out of her body completely disappeared when Wimp entered the stage once more, looking strangely sad for some reason. Now, I know that you only work in here part-time and your responsibilities mostly amount to cooking, but…… Ah, but now that I think about it, all the other players and their Goldunines are glaring daggers at the Little Girl Sensei. I guess that’s it’s only a natural reaction, since she possesses enough strength to basically kill pretty much anyone in here instantly. Good for you to only be a little sad in this situation, Wimp.

Alright then, I guess that this might be as good of a moment as any to resume what I would like to call the Goldunine Negotiation……

「Before anything else, Tias-sama. This here is a Non—Alcohol Khalua Milk. And this drink right here is known as the freshly squeezed Comona fruit juice.」

「Ah, thanks. I’ll take that.」

What the hell is even the Comona fruit? Ahh, that’s right, Comona is that free that can kill you if you are not careful around it, but its fruits can actually be processed into food products. As for the texture and the taste of the fruit itself, it is really similar to oranges.

Since its fruits are covered in shell or skin, it’s actually so tough that you could easily break your weapons on them during battle. But it is precisely because that reason that some people like to use those fruits as weapon themselves, or even use the shells as crafting materials. And some of the greatest warriors in the game are even recommending this thing as an actual legitimate strategy. But wouldn’t the better thing here be to just have some spare weapons, instead? I don’t really know about any meta like that, but truth to be told, those things are way lighter than any weapon that you can carry inside of your inventory. So I can totally see people adopting this strategy and going places with it.

By the way, it is almost time for the all other Goldunines to actually start recovering from their initial shock. So maybe we are actually going to have a true conversation right about now……

「S-Sanraku, my dude……?」

「Yes? What’s wrong, Survival? What do you want?」

「That coffee milk right there…… Could it be……?」

Why the hell are you handling me that bag filled with gold, huh? It’s actually quite sickening, you know? If it is a coffee milk that you want, then you can order it yourself and…… Hmm? Could there be other reason for this? One besides the coffee milk? This thing was actually poured into the glass from which the Little Girl Sensei was drinking just a moment ago……

「Hey.」

「Yes?」

「It’s best to drink stuff like that through the straw, without directly touching the glass with your lips.」

「Say what now!? Then why did you not say so sooner, you asshole!?」

「Yeah, why did I know that you were going to say something alongside those lines!? Now drop dead, you creep!」

So that’s what this was all about, huh!? And for a moment out there I was lost as all heck there! No, there is no way that my opinion is going to change here! So don’t you even try it, because it will be of no use! You are actually so low, that even if I was trying to lower my evaluation of you, it would be impossible! It would have to actually hit the negative values! Uwah, and the fact that he is serious about it makes the matters even worse!

「Uwah! Gross! Seriously! No, really now, that’s seriously kinda gross, you know!? You are seriously the lowest of the low, without any doubt!!!」

「Nuh……!! Muh……!!」

「And why the hell are you acting all bashful and embarrassed right now, you absolute pervert!? You freak really are in need of life giving you a reality check one of these days, you know!?」

「Umm…… Tsuchinoko-san?」

「Pervert! Creep! Freak! …… What the!?」

「You might want to quit doing what you are doing while it is still not too late…… At this rate Surviv-san looks like he’s about to awaken something inside of him that is going to make his life increasingly harder……」

Huh? Say what now?