Chapter 1286 First-Class Ladies don’t Use Swear and Curse Words in Their Vocabulary Part 1

Subject: Re: I Did It For the Time Being

From: Takeda Green Beans

To: Sanraku

Body: You can discuss your impressions right here, so I’d really like for Sanraku-san to join us in this forum.

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「Is this URL supposed to be a shitty game chat room?」

Also known as “neighborhood” in some circles. I heard that it was an anonymous system at the beginning, but somehow the individuality of the inhabitants became clear from all the rest of the users, and so it managed to shift to a chat system where only your name is displayed for all others to see.

Even though I am still young myself, it is really hard to keep up with all of those new trends and fads that crop up all over the Internet as of late. That is why I usually just stick to reading and browsing, never writing anything myself…… But I think that this time around I’ll try to participate in the discussion. I’ve been secretly staying up all night after Rei-san logged out, so I think that I have a fair understanding about the ways in which this game works and what some of its more pressing problems might be. As far as this game is concerned, I should be able to keep up with the antics of this particular neighborhood no problem!

Alright, if I remember this correctly, the name of this particular chatroom should be……

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A Room that elegantly talks about the both pros and cons of Death Game Rebellion Online!: Room Eight.

62: Muramura Tadashi

Haah! The excrement aristocrats are massacred by the side stream and washed away into the obscurity of the last generation!!

63: Count Shak Shak

It’s the best form of entertainment to trample on someone else’s harem and make it a stain on the ground, isn’t that right, Tadashi Muramura-san?

64: Turnip Farmer

Can’t you drink the vomited brim? From now on, I’ll send you a strong Macho Corps with their Mental Exhaustion at maximum!

65: Count Shak Shak

Playtime’s over! Macho terrorism is prohibited by international law during the times of war!!!

66: Perfekt Zion

There is no law regarding excrement in fantasy settings, so the Count’s army has a muscle ratio of ninety percent!!!

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「…… Nope. Just nope.」

Yeah, I really wish that I could unsee the things that I just witnessed. I knew it was going to be pretty bad, but it was about fifteen times worse than what I was expecting! The cringe and pain I was feeling from looking at that short exchange was just as if I have shattered all of my teeth at once while eating something really hard. ……But! I can’t give up just yet! Even if I lose my teeth, I still have my gums that can help me out!

It took me about five minutes to brace myself once more and take another dive into that bizarre rabbit hole!!

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103: Uesugi Kenchin

After all, no matter how broken the beta version is, the operations that ridicule the user so far is just flaming pile of excrement.

104: Takeda Green Beans

Because it is a beta version, you should accept it with a tolerant heart, Kenchin-san.

Since they are looking for crowdfunding, it has been said that it is premature to decide that it is a shit game only by the management’s policy regardless of how each individual receives it.

105: Count Shakshak

However, both of you, even if you deduct that factor, the way to lull the user into a false sense of security by this thoroughness is overwhelming.

106: Turnip Farmer

I think it’s better to fix the mechanism that are still in need of fixing or fine-tuning rather than trying implement new meanings to the things that are well-known and well-received. Why reinvent the wheel, huh? Especially since they still have the time to refine the product.

107: Muramura Tadashi

Well, if they were just trying to ham-fist their ways onto the players, that would be way too ridiculous! If you’re a young lady, for example…… what should I even say here?

108: Sanraku

As long as people have different opinions on the same subject, the conflict will be inevitable, don’t you think?

109: Turnip Farmer

Rather, isn’t it okay to use some of the well-known tropes and mechanics to your advantage?

110: Uesugi Kenchin

Takeda, is that new guys a friend of your or something?

111: Takeda Green Beans

I’m the one who invited him. He can give us quite the insightful opinions on the game, because he is an active high ranking player in Bakumatsu Online.

112: Muramura Tadashi

Ah, oh no, we have a barbarian among us.

113: Count Shakshak

>> What he said

But no matter what, he speaks the truth! Can’t deny that!

114: Sanraku

Huh? Well, hello to all of you, too.

I’ve been playing the demo overnight because it was recommended to me by Takeda—shi here.

115: Turnip Farmer

Isn’t the way in which this guy speaks is kind of strange? Like, surprisingly ladylike?

116: Takeda Green Beans

I’d like to hear your opinion, whether Death Game Rebellion Online! is a shitty game or not.

117: Uesugi Kenchin

No matter how good that game may seem, if the way in which it operates is a waste, the game will inevitably be subject to being shitty over and over again!

Furthermore, everyone who gets involved with the shitty game such as Death Game Rebellion Online is a shitty freak in my opinion! …… And that’s even worse than being a “normal” tier shitty!

118: Perfekt Zion

For real, though…… I see that your bad habit of calling everything that you happen to disagree with “shitty” hasn’t changed at all……

Want to see something that’s not shitty? Check the drawing of the angels drawn on painting on the ceiling of the bar on the second floor!

119: Uesugi Kenchin!

I can still put up with that alone! The problem is the bad habit of hiding the game specifications to the very last moment!!

120: Takeda Green Beans

Specifications can be a really nasty trap that once you get caught up in it, you would want to never fall for the same trick ever again……

121: Sanraku

I’m sorry, but I don’t know much about those kind of things.

122: Turnip Farmer

So what? Have you stopped mentally developing once you reached puberty?

123: Count Shak Shak

I see…… Sanraku-kun is just someone who retires because he can’t keep up with the world around him……

124: Government Office Side Seat

In the first place, Uesugi-sama’s annoyance should be accepted as a major premise when there will be others who are going to join him: the likes of Kira, Yoshimura and Kichijoji.

125: Muramura Positive

・ Kira

Shit Pervert Bastard, the product worth of at least ten cloacas at once. Usually puts shit-tier memes and eastr eggs in games.

Moreover, the ones who tend to star playing games without playing the tutorial and then complaining that no one explained to him how to play the game properly.

・ Yoshimura

A youkai who lives on by eating the feelings of fear, a squid-like creature that reaches for unpleasant expressions immediately when in trouble and uses them as fuel.

Besides that, it loves not only meaty dishes but also lotus shoots, so just having this person’s name increases the risk of the game being shitty is increased by thirty percent.

・ Kichijoji

Coming out for the golden time tea ceremony all over Japan, saying shit like: “I can’t live without seeing the collapse of human relationships once a week!” A true psychopath bitch who went out and caused a broadcast by accident and tried to play that for laughs.

Probably the most dangerous madman of these three out there.