Reincarnated With A Badluck System

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“Oh! No! She was just about to suck me off! Did I just die after seeing a pussy for the first time in my life?! I can’t believe I died of a heart attack, what a pathetic way to die!” Vincent cried inwardly, however, his cries were useless, as he was no longer human. He was nothing more than a useless wisp of soul that is stuck in a dark void.

Vincent Oswald, the famous Hentai writer on webnovel and Tentacles anime creator died at the age of 43 as a virgin. Damn! Can you imagine that?! A man who writes smuts and harem novels died as a virgin, after seeing a woman’s nakedness for the first time.

 When one of his degenerate female fans, decided to reward him with her cave, he died of shock.

Vincent was still in deep thought, as he tried to make sense of the way he died. After masturbating for most of his life, he finally got a girlfriend. Alas, fate decided to play games with him. Although Vincent was a handsome man, his Bad Luck kept girls far away from him. He had even proposed to the ugliest girl in the world but he still got turned down, sigh… What a pathetic fate.

“What is going to happen to my new girlfriend?! What of all my hard-earned money? My favourite porn actress, Sara Jay, I won’t be able to watch her videos again! W-what about the new toilet I just bought?! I won’t even be able to use it!

No! No! No! What about my loyal readers!; <Degenerate_Panda> who often subscribes to all of my novels, <Daoist_Cunt> who would shower my novels with castles and gachapon. Oh! No! What of those <Fast Pass> readers that will vote with their power stones and <Daoist_Cock> who would always criticize my novels but still end up paying and gifting me.” Thinking about his life, the 43-year-old Vincent was reminiscing on all his experiences and how he spent his life as an introvert, right from when he was a teen._-.

However, now, he was nothing more than a wisp of light, floating in an endless void with no hope of rescue. He was still in his thoughts when he suddenly saw several wisps of light like him appearing out of nowhere, they were in millions and they all seemed to be talking. If he had been in a human body, even earplugs wouldn’t have saved his eardrums from bursting.

While he was still checking out his surroundings, two wisps of souls approached him.

“Hahaha, you seem to be new here brother! And you are also from Earth,” One of the souls said as it moved around Vincent.

“Please, can you tell me what this shitty place is?” Vincent asks, although he was shocked that he could communicate despite the annoying chatter of the other souls.

“Hahaha, this is where you will live till you are judged, brother.” The second wisp of light replies with a mocking tone. Perhaps if it had a face, there would have been a grin on it.

“What! Do you mean that i have to live in this form till judgment day? Anyway, I have never committed any sin, except Jerking off to Sara Jay’s videos.” Vincent retorts, but he feels disappointed that he died pathetically.

“Hehe, jerking off is a sin, brother, we will meet in hell!” The first wisp of light says with a sarcastic tone.

“Get away from me! You demons!” Vincent shouts as he moves away from the souls that keep on pestering him. 

“You haven’t seen the real demons brother! You will soon be jerking off in hell and chilling with the real demons” the second wisp added.

Vincent felt like crying but since he didn’t have a body, he could only look at the two souls in anger and frustration.

“My death is actually very dumb as well, I died when I choked on a hot sauce, after my fans requested that I do it live on tik-tok,” the first wisp of light sobered.

‘I guess I’m not only the one who died miserably, I mean this YouTuber also died from a hot sauce. But… My death is the most bizarre. I wonder if I will be shown on Project Nightfall or VICE, as someone who died before receiving a blow job.’ Vincent wonders. However, his thought is interrupted by a strong ripple that surges through the void.

It is so strong, all the wisps cower in fear despite not having a body. And before they can even understand what is going on, a strong force pulls all the wisps of light inside a swirling tunnel.

Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!

The screams and cries of both men and women of different races being sucked in can be heard throughout the abyss, as they are being pulled into an unknown destination.

Vincent on the other hand acts cool and composed as he is sucked in. He was just glad that those two souls will no longer disturb him, as they were too busy being terrified to think of him.

After an hour of suction, Vincent finds himself on a large landscape, which is something that he has never seen or witnessed before. It was quite strange.

Looking at his body, he notices that he is no longer in a wisp form but rather in his human form. However, he looked ethereal.

He checks his surroundings and notices that he is not alone, there are billions if not trillions of people from different races that are also as confused as him.

“So many dead people!” Vincent mutters as he stares at the other races. Such as elves, vampires, beasts, and so many other creatures that he can only describe as strange. What even surprised him the most was that demons were also present. He always thought that demons were supreme beings but he realized that he was wrong, they were also going to be judged just like him. 

What was currently giving Vincent the creeps is the fact that he is also seeing some animals that are from earth, like; chickens, cows, lamas, raccoons, etc. 

“Are chickens also going to be judged? Well, they deserve it! All they do is climb each other, while I died as a virgin” Vincent cursed under his breath.

The chicken also noticed Vincent’s gaze and it furrowed his eyes.

“Hey man, stop looking at me weirdly! We are longer on earth, you murderous human!” The chicken cursed and walked away.

“Damn! So many things are wrong here. Imagine a chicken talking to me like that!” Vincent stared at the chicken in awe.

Suddenly, a man clad in a white robe begins to descend from the sky.

His hair is pure white and his goatee is so long it’s practically sweeping the floor, his eyelashes seem to be made of gold which was giving people creeps.

While descending, the man kept his eyes closed. A strange aura was surrounding him which made the entire area quiet. Everyone’s instinct was screaming that the man could obliterate their soul out of existence with the snap of his finger.

“It is time to be judged!” The man says in a calm voice, yet billions of people heard him.

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