Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

357 I Don’t Think You Can Take I



Kamikaze fighters were famous for their steel-mind and decisive suicides under critical circumstances.

Therefore, it was impossible for ordinary folk to extract any information from them – but the task would prove easy for Chen Xiaobei. He reached into his treasure chest and took out his Dreamcatcher Bell, an object that once belonged to the White Officer of Impermanence. It could compel unconscious individuals to reveal their darkest secrets.

*Ring*

*Ring*

Sanshi's body stiffened after the Dreamcatcher Bell chimed. In that moment, he resembled a zombie.

"Tell me now. Who sent you guys here? Meichuan Organization? Or the woman named Yinmu?" Chen Xiaobei asked coldly. He had just two enemies in Japan; Meichuan Neiku and Demonic Fox.

Naturally it was fairly easy to guess who was behind this.

"Meichuan Zhizhang was the one who sent us here to kill you…" Sanshi answered robotically.

"Zhizhang? (Chinese pun for retard) I like this name…" Chen Xiaobei laughed evilly for a bit before keeping up his interrogation. "Who is this Meichuan Zhizhang?"

"He is the father of Meichuan Neiku and the leader of Meichuan family… As well as the CEO of Meichuan Organization…" Shankou said.

"Hehe… Exactly what I thought!" Chen Xiaobei shrugged and pressed on. "Other than sending you two weaklings here to assassinate me… Did Meichuan Zhizhang have other plans in his mind?"

It was a question that begged.

Meichuan Organization was large; Chen Xiaobei's death could just be the tip of the iceberg. As the saying goes: know your enemies, and you will win the war! For this reason alone, he would squeeze his victim dry by asking every question that needed to be answered.

"Other than sending us to assassinate you… Mr. Meichuan Zhizhang has placed a bounty on you at the International Assassin Organization! The one whose gets you will be rewarded ten million! Tons of international assassins would come looking for you…"

"International assassins? Are they good?" Chen Xiaobei asked curiously. The realm of assassins was one he has yet to tread into.

"Ten million US Dollars is just enough to hire a D level assassin…Their combat power is around five thousand but they possess certain special abilities…To normal people, they are no different than reapers…" Shankou answered.

"Reapers? More like a bunch of useless deadbeat canines! Only five thousand combat power? Let them come, I'll wipe them out!" Chen Xiaobei rolled his eyes. "Where is your cell phone? How can I contact Meichuan Zhizhang?"

"My cell phone is in my front pocket… Look for the name; Big Boss. He is Meichuan Zhizhang…" Shankou said; Chen Xiaobei bent down and took it from his front pocket.

"Hello?" A husky voice could be heard from the other end. "How was it? Did you guys manage to complete the mission?"

"Mission accomplished!" Chen Xiaobei replied, his voice changed to Shankou's.

"What? You two actually completed the mission?" Meichuan Zhizhang exclaimed in shock and excitement. "I didn't expect this to go so smoothly! Finally, I've avenged my Neiku! It seems like God is with me! Fantastic! This is fantastic! Awesome!"

"What should we do next?" Chen asked.

"Do you have to ask!" Meichuan Zhizhang yelled viciously over the phone. "Chop off Chen Xiaobei's head and bring it back to me! It'll be a tribute to Neiku! Then, I will put his other remains into a grinder and feed the mincemeat to my dogs! Remember to record the video and show me!"

"F*ck you, retard!" Chen Xiaobei reverted to his voice and scolded, rolling his eyes. "Do you really think I'm dead? Did you want to chop off my head as well? Feed me to the dogs? Dream on!"

"You… Who are you…?" Meichuan Zhizhang asked, suddenly fearful.

"I'm Chen Xiaobei! The one who killed your useless son!" He grinned. "Did you know that I wrecked your son's pride before I killed him? He's a dead eunuch, you know!"

"What… You… How dare you kill my son so cruelly…?"

Chen Xiaobei heard both despair and rage in Meichuan Zhizhang's voice. He could imagine him puking blood on the other side of the phone.

"That's cruel? There's something else I should mention!" Chen Xiaobei continued. "I slapped him thirty times after I smashed his balls! Do you want to know my current combat power? Do you know how powerful my slaps are?"

"Tell me! You son of the bitch!" Meichuan Zhizhang yelled, his voice getting hysterical.

"Tell you? Of course… I won't!" Chen Xiaobei sneered coldly. "All you need to know is that your son's head flew away on my thirtieth slap! Hmmm… The sensation was like hitting a ball with a baseball bat, and it flew such a distance too!"

"You… You son of a bitch… Blaaargh… Cough* cough*"

Sounds of vomit could be heard from the receiver before Chen Xiaobei heard Meichuan Zhizhang fall and started coughing. What he told Meichuan Zhizhang had utterly destroyed the man, almost killing him from sheer anguish.

"I killed your son because he wanted to kill my family and friends! He deserved to die!" Chen Xiaobei added icily. "As for you, I did not want to kill you at first – but now I've changed my mind! I'm going to destroy the Meichuan Organization when I reach Japan, and I'm going to remove your head as well!"

"I dare you to come to Japan! I double dare you, motherf*cker!!!" Meichuan Zhizhang screamed in fury. "I will f*cking eat your flesh and drink your blood once you step foot in the country! The Meichuan family is your mortal enemy right now!"

"Don't worry, I will definitely come! And let me give you a tip; surround yourself with everything you've got because you won't be able to handle my rage!"

After finishing what he had to say, Chen Xiaobei threw the cellphone back at Shankou. He then took out the Body Dissolving Poison and dropped a few drops of it over Sanshi and Shankou.

Sanshi was already dead; his body dissolved almost instantly. 

On the other hand, Shankou was awoken by the extreme agony and was forced to watch as his body melted slowly. He quickly bit on the poison capsule inside his mouth without any hesitation; he wanted to be free from the torment as soon as possible.

Chen Xiaobei left the forest and drove home after the bodies vanished.

"From now onwards, I need someone to protect my mom and dad twenty-four hours per day! International assassins… I want every single one of you to tremble before me!" His eyes narrowing, Chen Xiaobei floored it.


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