Chapter 680 - Pfft
Chapter 680 – Pfft
“Hehe! Amazing huh!? It’s called soft metal!” Kana put her hands on her hips and her nose in the air giving off a proud air. She was truly proud of her handy work.
Liu Na and Mei Ling couldn’t help but touch. The armor was cool to the touch and soft, but it also felt very strong. “This is just…. Kana, you are amazing to be able to create armaments like this!”
“Armaments?” Kana thought for a moment and remembered that there was such a thing on this world. They called those who could forge armament masters. “Well, anyway, it’s light, sturdy, and I can now move much easier than before.”
“If I wasn’t so shy, I would ask for a set for myself, but I do not think I could wear this.” Liu Na blushed. Although she knew that the clothing Kana was wearing was definitely easier to move in, she could never expose her belly like Kana was.
“Yeah, it’s a bit much for me too. Although the top looks like it might be okay to wear under my robes.” Mei Ling poked Kana’s top and felt that it was nice and soft.
“Yeah, maybe the top….” Liu Na looked at Kana with round eyes as if pleading for her to make her one as well.
“I will make you two one later. I will need to do measurements, though.” Kana had no issues forging things for others as it allowed her to forge! She loved forging! It made her feel closer to her handsome husband even though she couldn’t see him.
The three girls chatted all the way to the gate. Only then did Lord Yong make an appearance so that Kana did not have to pay the fee to get in. From there, Kana and the rest went back to her courtyard that Mei Ling and Liu Na had kept very clean.
When they arrived, the sect master was already there waiting. “Hmmm… Not bad. Not bad. Rest up. You will be taking the test first thing in the morning. Make sure you are ready because it will be your only chance to enter the sect. Although I know you probably won’t have too much of an issue.”
“As long as it is not a written test, I should be fine.” Kana said with a nod. Her words caused everyone to stare at her. There was a pfft sound, and Liu Na could be seen turning around holding her stomach.
“Nana, if you have to go, go. It’s not good to fart in front of so many people. It’s unladylike.” Kana thought the pfft was a fart.
Mei Ling suddenly burst out laughing. Even Lord Yong and the sect master began to laugh. As for poor Liu Na, her face was bright red. She wanted to deny it. She wanted to say she was holding in her laugh, and the sound came from her mouth. But now that Kana had already said it, if she tried to deny it, they would think she was just covering it up! Kana bullied her as soon as he came back! Of course, if it was anyone else, Liu Na would have beaten them up, but since it was Kana, she pouted her lip and walked away into the house.
Kana stared at Liu Na’s retreating back and scratched her head. “It’s just a fart. Why be so embarrassed about it? It’s just rude to do it in front of so many.”
“Kana, you may not care, but most girls care about their appearance. Announcing that she farted like that is embarrassing.” Mei Ling tried to explain.
“It’s just a fart. You do it. I do it. We all do it. What’s the big deal!?” Kana did not understand. Then again, she was not very ladylike, to begin with.
“I just want to say that once you reach the core formation stage, you no longer fart.” Lord Yong added.
“Oh? Hmm…” Kana found this to be a good thing! Even as the goddess of life and death, she still farted! The benefits of cultivators! She now saw it! Besides powers, there was a life without gas!
“Anyway, Kana, get a good rest. The test is not easy. We will leave you, girls, to it.” The sect master cut in changing the topic. He did not understand how him talking about the test turned into a conversation about farts.
“Alright! I have been wanting to sleep in a normal bed for a while. Those demonic beasts were always trying to bite my feet when I fell asleep on their backs.” Kana was not exaggerating. After she broke through, she found a town and got the exact date and when the test was going to happen. Since she still had some time, she went and trained a bit more. Since she got sick of sleeping on hard tree branches, she forced rank one demonic beast to act as her pillow or bed based on their body size. But they always seemed to get angry and try to bite her after a few hours.
Lord Yong chuckled and shook his head. Only this girl would think of using a violent demonic beast as a bed. “It’s good that you’re back. I expect you to do well tomorrow.”
After the sect master and Lord Yong left, Kana walked into the house to see Liu Na sitting in a chair with her head turned away from her. Kana pursed her lips and scratched her head. “Sorry. I shouldn’t have told everyone that you farted.”
“I didn’t fart!” Liu Na finally yelled out. She really didn’t! She was trying not to laugh, and a pfft came out of her mouth!
“Yes! Yes! Our Nana doesn’t fart. She just releases strawberry scents.” Kana said while nodding. Not noticing the strange look Liu Na was giving her. Liu Na decided to just laugh from now on so she would no longer be blamed for farting.
Mei Ling, who was watching from the side, was doing her best not to laugh, but because she was holding in her laughter, a ‘Pfft’ sound came out of her behind and echoed throughout the room. Her face turned pale, and she looked at Kana with a look of horror. She couldn’t believe she actually farted!
“See! Even Little Ling farts!”