Chapter 205: Young Man! Auntie’s Door Is Always Open for You

Wu Yun opened his eyes. The sunlight that had been shining on his face was gone.

In its place stood the curvaceous silhouette of a woman in a bikini.

From Wu Yun’s upward-looking angle, he had a perfect view of two round curves, half-covered by her bikini.

Seeing that someone was there, Wu Yun sat up and turned around to get a clear look at the person’s face.

Her meticulously applied makeup and freshly styled, wavy hair made the woman look very fashionable.

If it weren’t for the fine lines on her neck, Wu Yun would have thought she was only in her thirties.

The woman’s figure was clearly the result of dedicated workouts; otherwise, she wouldn’t be wearing a bikini with such confidence.

A platinum necklace with a jade Buddha pendant was nestled between her breasts, drawing the gazes of several of the men.

"Ma’am, can I help you with something?" Wu Yun, the youngest of the group, stood up and asked.

His strong body emerged from the water, and under the sunlight, the droplets clinging to his skin glistened.

The woman’s eyes seemed to light up as her gaze swept back and forth over Wu Yun’s body and face, lingering for a particularly long time on his chest and abs.

"Young men, let me introduce you to my friends! We’re getting bored just soaking over there. Why don’t you come over and chat? My friends are great conversationalists, and they’re all beauties!" Although the woman was addressing the whole group, her eyes remained fixed on Wu Yun.

Of course, Wu Yun had no intention of accepting. He smiled and said, "Ma’am, we all have girlfriends, and we’re afraid they might misunderstand. But thank you for your kind offer!"

"What’s so good about little girls? They can’t compare to us older women. We’re more understanding and not clingy. Play with us, and you can skip twenty years of hard work!" The woman stated her intentions bluntly.

The other men, half-reclining in the pool, all broke into grins, waiting to see how Wu Yun would respond.

"Ma’am, I think I can still be saved. I’d like to keep trying a little longer!"

Unfazed by Wu Yun’s rejection, the woman just laughed flamboyantly. Her chest rose and fell with her shaking body, immediately capturing the attention of the lounging men.

"No problem, young man! If you change your mind, come on over and play. My door is always open for you."

With that, the woman swayed her ample hips and walked toward an adjacent pool. A moment later, the sounds of several women laughing and splashing around could be heard from that direction.

From the sound of their voices, it was clear they were all on the older side.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk! I didn’t expect that ’auntie’ to be so... flavorful!" Cao Junlong said wistfully, gazing in the direction the woman had disappeared.

"Old Cao! So this is your type! You’d give Cao Mengde a run for his money!" Wang Gang said, giving Cao Junlong an odd look.

"Get outta here! I’m just a little tired of the one at home and want to try something new, that’s all!" Cao Junlong retorted.

Ye Wentao first peeked over at the middle-aged women in the next pool, then said with a wicked grin, "Old Cao! It’s your time to shine! Those ’aunties’ are waiting for you! Let’s see if you’ll show them your prowess or if they’ll suck you dry."

Cao Junlong first glanced down at his own little potbelly, then over at Wu Yun’s abs, and suddenly lost all enthusiasm. "Forget it. I don’t have Young Master Wu’s strong physique. I can’t handle that kind of pressure! Besides, these ’aunties’ are into young, fresh meat like Wu Yun. An old piece of bacon like me shouldn’t join the fun!"

Hearing this, Li Dongliang, who was off to the side, scoffed. "Old Cao, who told you middle-aged women only like strong young guys?"

"Today, I’m going to teach you a lesson on what middle-aged women really like!"

"I’ll teach you how to pick up a middle-aged woman!"

Hearing this, the others showed expressions of deep suspicion. They’d never known Li Dongliang to have this particular hobby!

Seeing their disbelieving looks, Li Dongliang chuckled. "Old Cao! If you don’t believe me after you hear this, you can try it out for yourself! I guarantee you’ll succeed in just a few days!"

"To pick up a middle-aged woman, you just have to master the ’Three Slows’! It’ll get you twice the results with half the effort!" Li Dongliang said, making an "OK" sign with his hand.

"The first is: be slow when you chat! Don’t be in a hurry to reveal how needy you are!"

Li Dongliang looked at Cao Junlong and said, "Old Cao, when you go over there, don’t be impatient and rush to say you want to ask her out. You need to find topics to chat about, get her contact info! Don’t confess that you’re ’thinking of her’ after just a few conversations. If you do that, your chance of success is zero."

"Of course, it’s a different story if you meet the type who’s just looking for some fun."

"Take things slow, speak slowly, and confess your feelings slowly!"

Cao Junlong was completely confused. "But wait, I just want to get in a round or two with her, I’m not trying to start a relationship with them!"

Li Dongliang cut him off. "They’re in it for the atmosphere! If you just walk up and bluntly say you want to sleep with her, you’ll definitely get thrown out and labeled a creep."

"Hey, just let me finish first. After I’m done, you can go try it out!" Li Dongliang stopped Cao Junlong, who wanted to say more. Seeing that everyone else was waiting with interest for what was next, he revealed the second point.

"The second slow: be slow when you get close."

Li Dongliang stared at a certain part of Cao Junlong’s anatomy and said with a smile, "It’s normal to have the urge and the thought, but don’t be in a hurry to act on it."

"The more you rush, the more scared an ordinary middle-aged woman will get."

"As for the third slow...~" Li Dongliang turned to take a sip of water before continuing, "When you’re together, you must be slow!"

"A woman like the one just now has seen it all. She can tell what you’re thinking with a single glance. If you can spend a lot of time on her, then congratulations!"

"Congratulations, you’re about to become a member of the kept-man industry!"

"So! What do you say, Old Cao? Want to go try getting her contact info and start a slow chat?" Li Dongliang goaded him.

Cao Junlong, standing outside the pool, felt a gust of wind that seemed to sober him up. ’Wait, wasn’t I just talking big? Why do I have to actually do something?!’

But when he turned and saw the encouraging looks from the others, the blood rushed to Cao Junlong’s head. He spun around and walked over to the nearby pool.

Due to the distance, the guys couldn’t hear what Cao Junlong was saying, but they saw him take out his phone and add every woman in the pool.

A moment later, Cao Junlong walked back, phone in hand, looking triumphant.

"Holy shit! How did you get their contact info so fast?" Li Dongliang asked, speechless. This wasn’t how the script was supposed to go; he’d imagined Cao Junlong getting shooed away or teased.

Cao Junlong gave a mysterious smile and said, "I told them, if you want Young Master Wu’s contact info, you have to add me first! Hahaha!"

Wu Yun, not expecting to get dragged into this, said through gritted teeth, "Brother Long! Have some decency, please!"

Cao Junlong gave Wu Yun a reassuring look. "Don’t worry, I won’t give them your contact info. I still want to try out Old Li’s three-pronged attack!"

"Don’t tell me you’re planning on going after all of them at once?"

Cao Junlong looked a little embarrassed. "Well, I think they all have pretty nice bodies! Very... flavorful~"