Novel Full Chapter 3134: The Main Character of This World Was…
Chapter 3134: The Main Character of This World Was…
Just how vulgar?
Ning Shu: …
Ning Shu couldn’t find the words to describe it.
Xu Hongyuan was a programmer. The main character of this world was… one of Xu Hongyuan’s little tadpoles.
That’s right. A tadpole.
Xu Hongyuan was single and nearing thirty. Looks-wise, he was average—not stunning, but not hideous either.
One day, he went to donate sperm but was told by the doctor that he didn’t meet the standard.
Xu Hongyuan got mad. He could jerk off and have sex, so how could he not meet the standard?
The doctor showed Xu Hongyuan his tadpoles. Other men’s were numerous and lively, swimming around full of vitality.
But his? Just one or two—listless and looking like they were about to die.Xu Hongyuan: …
He never realized he had oligospermia.
Xu Hongyuan scratched his head. What should he do? He still needed to carry on the family line, get married, have a wife and kids, and a warm home.
In the spirit of scientific curiosity, the doctor told him there was a new drug available. It had just been released, and no one knew what side effects it might have.
But it could make tadpoles more energetic and increase their numbers.
Xu Hongyuan decided to take it. Two days later, he started having testicle pain—serious pain.
And whenever he saw anything even a little erotic, his little brother would get uncontrollably excited, and his balls would hurt even more.
On the subway, seeing the cleavage of a beautiful woman made his balls ache; observing the new female colleague at the office bending over to pour water made it even worse.
Xu Hongyuan hurried to see the doctor, who said, “If it’s uncomfortable, just jerk it out.” The doctor then handed Xu Hongyuan an indescribable magazine to use.
Xu Hongyuan did it in the bathroom and then let out a blood-curdling scream.
The doctor went in to check and found Xu Hongyuan handing him a cup.
The doctor took one look and was so terrified he dropped the cup—a tadpole the size of a finger wriggled on the floor, swaying its head.
The doctor stomped on the tadpole. With a splat, it burst, oozing white fluid.
“I need to research this. The medicine must be too potent, that’s why it grew so big.”
The incident was soon forgotten, and Xu Hongyuan started dating. The girl he met was beautiful.
Xu Hongyuan’s pants tented up again. While walking her home, he couldn’t hold back and rushed to her bathroom.
After releasing himself, another tadpole shot out—first finger-sized, then fist-sized.
Panicking, Xu Hongyuan grabbed the tadpole and stuffed it into the toilet.
But the thing kept growing, eventually lifting the toilet lid.
The tadpole was white, with dark yellow fangs and eyes—a straight-up monster.
It darted out of the bathroom, slithering across the floor.
The girl was horrified at the sight, collapsing to the ground.
But the tadpole wriggled straight toward the space between her legs.
A tadpole with a head the size of a soccer ball tried to burrow into her body.
The scene was both disgusting and terrifying.
Luckily, Xu Hongyuan acted fast, grabbing the tadpole’s tail and yanking it out before hurling it out the window.
From then on, this alien creature roamed the city, leaving slaughter in its wake.
The goal of the giant sperm was to inseminate, and its method of attack was to burrow into the bodies of women. How could women possibly deal with that?
It was extremely revolting.