Chapter 1826 - 1829: The Drinking Party

Chapter 1826: Chapter 1829: The Drinking Party

Ten Thousand Great Mountains.

"Come on, brother, have another drink!"

The Great Demon King raised his glass to the dumbass at the table.

"Old Lion, I didn’t realize you still have good wine here!"

The dumbass lowered his head, draining his glass, and said drunkenly.

"Of course, say no more, if we’re talking about wine, there’s no better than ours here in the Ten Thousand Great Mountains on Gourd Island!"

Called Old Lion by the dumbass, the Great Demon King patted his chest and said.

"Not bad, indeed not bad!" The dumbass swayed his head: "By the way, isn’t this place really called Lion Camel Ridge?"

"I’ve told you several times, brother, you drank too much. This is Ten Thousand Great Mountains, where on earth is Lion Camel Ridge? Though it does sound nice!"

Old Lion shook his head.

"Has a monkey ever passed through here? Brought along a monk? And a pig traveling with them?" The dumbass continued asking.

"No! Absolutely not!"

Old Lion was exasperated.

This question has been asked eight hundred times already.

Where did he hear these bizarre words!

"Alright then!" The dumbass sighed.

It’s not his fault for often asking this question; it’s simply too coincidental!

You won’t believe what the true forms of these three Great Demon Kings are?!

Lion! Elephant! Roc!

Doesn’t that remind you of something?!

So the moment the dumbass found out the true forms of these three, he seriously suspected this place was Lion Camel Ridge and even thought about looking for Monkey Bro!

Oh!

By the way, I haven’t told you why they started drinking in the first place!

The reason lies in, look over there!

Yeah, look at his master who is crossing tribulation — Lu Xiaobu!

His master seems addicted to crossing tribulation!

This is the fifth time he has done it!

The three Great Demon Kings have gone through an emotional journey from initial fear, disbelief, to later becoming used to it, and finally now, four demons drinking together.

Even when Lu Xiaobu asked about their true forms before, which they never disclosed, they directly told the dumbass!

Yeah, they have come to terms with it!

Anyway, they can’t beat him; aside from submission, there’s no other way!

So let it be!

Seeing how well he treats his subordinates, submitting to him doesn’t seem too disgraceful.

Of course, as this Demon Clan with a strange name, being Lord Lu’s first demon clan subordinate, they must fawn over him!

Hence, this feast came to be!

"Old Elephant, Old Roc, you guys drink too!"

The dumbass waved his paw, speaking to the remaining two Great Demon Kings.

"Drink, drink!"

Old Elephant nodded repeatedly.

"Boom!"

At that moment, a loud noise erupted!

Heaven and earth shook!

However, none of the four demons moved, nor did they even look.

Old Lion: "Lord Lu started again!"

Old Elephant: "Yeah, started again!"

Old Lion: "What number is this?"

Dumbass: "Fifth time, right?"

Old Elephant: "Isn’t it? I remember just now was the fifth time!"

Dumbass: "Then maybe I remembered wrong!"

Old Elephant: "Why bother with that? Come, let’s drink!"

Old Roc: "Second brother, you’re right!"

Yeah, while Lu Xiaobu crossing tribulation was shaking mountains and earth, changing the color of the skies, these guys were sweating profusely, drinking merrily!

Old Lion, with a slurred tongue, asked the dumbass: "Brother Dumbass, never asked, what’s with your name? What does it mean?"

Old Elephant’s gossip flame ignited: "Brother Dumbass just said you were with Lord Lu from the start, so this name must have a special meaning! Tell us about it!"

Old Roc bobbed his head: "Second brother, you’re right!"

Upon hearing this question, the dumbass’s old face stiffened!

Damn it, can’t you ask something else, why insist on this?!

Do you really want me to explain the meaning of ’dumbass’ to you?!

To tell you this name is purely because of his crazy master’s strange taste?!

No, absolutely can’t say that!

So then!

"Ahem ahem!" The dumbass cleared his throat: "You see, what is truly great becomes number two! Do you think being number one is best, or being number two?"

"Of course, number one!" Old Lion answered without hesitation!

Old Roc: "Big brother, you’re right!"

Only Old Elephant shook his head: "I don’t think so, being number two often has many benefits!"

Old Roc: "Second brother, you’re right!"

"Looks like you really get it!" The dumbass raised an eyebrow, looking at Old Elephant.

"Indeed! After all, I’m ranked second myself! I have some insights into these! So, I roughly understand Lord Lu’s thinking!" Old Elephant nodded and swayed as he spoke.

"Don’t think being number one is the best! Being number two is equally a testament to strength, a sign of esteemed status, with treatment hardly differing from heaven!"

"However, the pressures between these two positions are worlds apart!"

"When you’re first, countless people watch you, wanting to take everything you have; everyone wants to be the top, be number one!"

"But being number two, there’s not as much pressure! Let the top bear the burdens, enjoy the benefits together! How wonderful!"

"Thinking this way, doesn’t it seem a bit silly to be the leader?"

Old Elephant nodded and swayed, appearing very comfortable!

However, he overlooked Old Lion’s face turning green!

Damn it! He is that silly top dog!

Damn it, so this guy thinks that way!

Recalling what Old Elephant said, making the top bear the burdens and enjoy the benefits together, he suddenly felt a sense of being bullied erupting inside!

But, this thing was about explaining the dumbass’s name, so he couldn’t directly lash out!

And then!

"Second brother, you’re right!" Old Roc looked admiringly!

"Right, my ass! Can’t you say anything else?!"

Old Lion was enraged!

I can’t do anything about Old Elephant, but can’t I deal with you!?

At once!

The sound of clashing rang out!

"Big brother, stop hitting me! Stop! Big brother, you’re right! Second brother is wrong!" Old Roc’s wailing sounded!

Old Elephant shrugged and said to the dumbass: "Don’t mind, my third brother is like this, nothing usually, but once he drinks, he’s like an idiot!"

"Alright then, I get it. The guy who was about to fight my master suddenly just flipped repeating one sentence!"

The dumbass rolled his eyes.

He knew something was off with Old Roc since they started drinking. It was either big brother’s right or second brother’s right.

He thought this kid was influenced by Lu Xiaobu breaking his finger, directly affecting his brain!

Well, heard about fingers connecting to the heart, but never heard losing a finger should lead to brain atrophy!

Turns out it’s congenital!

"By the way, Old Elephant, here’s a question, why can’t I transform?"

The dumbass looked down at his fluffy body and asked aloud.

He finally remembered the key issue.

His own transformation — cannot be neglected!