Chapter 1822 - 1825: Picnic

Chapter 1822: Chapter 1825: Picnic

Lu Xiaobu took dumbass and leisurely headed towards the Ten Thousand Mountains.

As he passed through some cities, he always saw statues standing in the city.

These were statues of Lu Xiaobu.

However, they weren’t arranged by Lu Xiaobu, but rather done spontaneously by people below.

After all, Lu Xiaobu hadn’t reached that level of shamelessness yet.

Crossing the Gourd Waist, arriving at Northwest Gourd Island, then heading straight towards the Ten Thousand Mountains.

The usually lazy dumbass was surprisingly enthusiastic this time.

However, looking at that expression, Lu Xiaobu knew—this guy definitely wanted to find female demons!

He is also a lecher!

People are starving ghosts in lust, while he is an evil dog in lust!

Well, he was originally a dog!

"Say, dumbass, you’ve been in cultivation for such a long time, why haven’t you transformed yet?" Lu Xiaobu asked casually.

"I don’t know either!"

Saying this, dumbass scratched his head troubledly.

He also wants to transform!

Become a handsome guy, find a girl or something!

Indeed, he even tried to cultivate diligently.

But for some reason, he just couldn’t reach the stage of transformation!

"Say, Master, can’t you get me some transformation elixirs or something?" Dumbass’s eyes rolled around, looking at Lu Xiaobu.

"Every medicine has three parts poison, you can’t eat them recklessly!"

Lu Xiaobu said seriously.

"I can’t believe this nonsense! Do you think it’s medicine for ordinary people?! This is an elixir! An elixir!" Dumbass’s face fell.

His master was too much of a rascal!

Are you fooling children?

"An elixir is not medicine? Otherwise, why is it called an elixir?"

Lu Xiaobu continued to speak seriously as he rambled.

"Huff, huff, huff!"

Dumbass was breathing heavily, ignoring Lu Xiaobu.

If dogs were allowed to bite their masters, he would’ve gone up and bitten him!

Well, mainly because he couldn’t win!

Soon.

The Ten Thousand Mountains arrived.

However, the Ten Thousand Mountains this time were quite different from the last time Lu Xiaobu came.

Last time, Lu Xiaobu reached the core before encountering the real demon clan.

But this time, at the entrance he saw the demon clan, and a large number of demon beasts.

"It seems that the Ten Thousand Mountains are really cautious of me."

Lu Xiaobu laughed.

"Stop! Who are you?! Why are you here?"

A little demon jumped out in front of Lu Xiaobu, speaking very cautiously.

"Go ahead, notify them, I’m Lu Xiaobu, here to see your Demon King."

Lu Xiaobu waved his hand and said.

"Lu Xiaobu?! Lu Xiaobu?! Lu Xiaobu!!!"

Upon hearing this name, the little demon first froze, then was shocked, finally, his furry face turned white with fear!

The name Lu Xiaobu, even the demon clan knows it!

After all, this name is known to everyone on Gourd Island!

Now Lu Xiaobu actually came to the Ten Thousand Mountains?!

No, to be accurate, it’s the second time he’s come to the Ten Thousand Mountains!

"Not good!"

The little demon screamed heartbreakingly and rushed into the depths of the mountains!

But the surrounding demon beasts stared intensely at Lu Xiaobu, ready to attack without saying a word.

"Aren’t they afraid?"

Dumbass sneered and looked at the demon beasts around.

"Were you afraid before awakening, or afraid of those who haven’t hit you?" Lu Xiaobu smiled.

"Of course not! Not to mention back then, even now I’m not afraid!"

Dumbass arrogantly said, raising his head.

But then he understood Lu Xiaobu’s meaning: "Alright, maybe being brainless has its advantages."

Afterward, he suddenly stuck out his tongue: "How about it, Master, let’s cook some game?!"

"Sure, you pick."

Lu Xiaobu nodded, he was a bit craving too!

"Alright! Watch this!"

Dumbass grinned fiercely.

Soon after, his body abruptly disappeared from its place and appeared in front of a demon beast that was full-armored, resembling a rhino, hard as can be.

"Little thing, you seem very confident in your body!"

Dumbass came before the armored rhino and spoke.

Then, he raised his right front paw high!

Finally, it came down!

"Smack!"

Only to see this armored rhino’s hard mouth part, directly smashed into pieces along with its rhino horn and the head underneath by dumbass’s paw!

"Master, the first one!"

Dumbass excitedly shouted.

"Alright!"

Lu Xiaobu stretched out his hand, and the armored rhino went into his hand, ready to be skinned and tendoned for cooking.

Dumbass’s shout seemed to trigger some signal, as the surrounding demon beasts went mad and charged at dumbass!

Dumbass wasn’t scared but rather happy: "Are there more voluntarily coming up?"

Then!

He kicked with his hind legs, directly breaking the spine of a gigantic gorilla!

Swiping with his front paw, a black panther had its brain smashed.

With a movement of his tail, it pierced through a charging wild boar like a javelin!

Then, just as he opened his mouth...

"If you bite, you eat it yourself with saliva!"

Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes.

"Can’t be that bad!"

Dumbass shut his mouth grudgingly, letting a tiger-like demon beast crash into him.

Then, the tiger was shattered!

By this point, the demon beasts finally began to fear, retreating one by one!

Just as Lu Xiaobu exemplified, those without wisdom wouldn’t fear humans unless they fought them, but if they had fought, especially those who hit hard, they would start to fear!

Instinct of creatures—survival of the fittest.

However, dumbass didn’t pursue them anymore—well, there’s enough to eat!

So, Lu Xiaobu and dumbass started a joyful picnic!

After eating and drinking to their fill...

"Um, Lord Lu, our king invites you inside!"

The earlier little demon came out trembling.

He had actually been there for a while!

But seeing those demon beasts rolling in the pot, emanating fragrance, he chose to wait!

Otherwise, what if he was also thrown into the pot?!

"Alright, let’s go." Lu Xiaobu nodded.

Dumbass was picking his teeth, tilting his head at the little demon: "Kid, are you tasty?"

"Not tasty! Not tasty! My meat is sour! Rotten! Really! Really!"

The little demon almost cried from fear!

This unseen demon beast was too terrifying!

Clearly not even transformed, yet possessing such powerful strength, and even has intelligence!

He even asked if he was tasty when he opened his mouth?!

Too terrifying!

"I don’t believe you!"

Dumbass smirked slyly.

"Really! Really! Grandpa! My meat is really bad tasting!"

The little demon was completely breaking down in tears!

He never imagined he would be worrying about being eaten one day, despite being from the transformed demon clan!

"Alright, stop scaring him! We still need him to lead the way!"

Lu Xiaobu interrupted dumbass’s teasing of the little demon, looking into the forest depths!

Well, where to choose for crossing tribulation?

To speak, actually, he still didn’t know how to cross tribulation!

Heavenly thunder?! Maybe not!