Playing with other Supernaturals

Chapter 655 What an actual Idiot

“You just had to choose that sharp-eyed guy,” Yoruichi said while eating skewered grilled meat that she’d bought on the way.

“I’m just curious as to how much of it was his own ability and how much of it was from Skill or something. I wasn’t able to figure that out, though,” replied Kisuke.

Choosing a snack of her own, Kuroka added, “That guy is pretty strong, nya. Probably only second to the strongest guy around here.”

“Geez, stop it you two. We’re just about to have our lunch!” Kisuke reprimanded their actions.

A few minutes later, they’d arrived at a large tavern that was serving lunch, “This is the place. The food here is great,” Yoruichi entered followed by Kuroka and Kisuke, “Keely, is there a free private room?”

A Human woman with long black hair, squinted her eyes when she looked up and recognized the girls, “Ah~ Yoruichi-chan, Kuroka-chan. Your usual spot is free,” she then looked towards Kisuke and opened her squinted eyes slightly, “And this is?”

“Nice to meet you~ The name’s Kisuke Urahara.”

The woman smiled and returned the introduction, “Kisuke-chan, is it? Nice to meet you too~ I’m Keely Dukes, the owner of this humble establishment. Welcome and please enjoy your stay~”

Keely then looked at the back and raised her voice, “Fia! Please lead the guests upstairs.”

A white-haired Chienthrope appeared at her call and answered, “Understood.”

With a blue waitress uniform, Fia came out from the back and approached the three, “Please follow me. I’ll lead you to your table.”

As they went upstairs, some of the customers immediately left the place and Keely thought, ‘A man, huh… This is going to get complicated. And it doesn’t help that the people of the Astarte Familia are also upstairs. I guess I should ask my customers to leave…’

Keely then asked some of her waitresses to warn the people of a potential disturbance that might happen. But she knew that only a few people would actually leave and the rest would stay for the fun, ‘I wonder how much money I can wring out of those guys from Aruna Familia?’

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Once the waitress left their room with their orders, Kisuke suddenly suggested, “Should I do something so we won’t be disturbed?”

“Please do so, nya~!” Kuroka immediately agreed.

“Make something that hits back,” added Yoruichi.

“How potent should it be?”

With a grin, Yoruichi replied, “Destroying this place is fine~ We won’t be the one paying the damages, anyway.”

Kisuke then suddenly stood up and said, “I, Kisuke Urahara, the Magic Engineer, have something that fits just this occasion~!”

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Before the entrance to Keely’s tavern, three infamous people stood, more than half an hour had passed since Kisuke, Yoruichi and Kuroka had arrived, “Are you certain that they’re here?” The Racoon man asked the one who led them here.

The skinny human grinned dirtily and said, “Of course, Sir King. They even brought a man with them.”

Hearing that, the light blue-haired Pallum and their last member snorted, “Hmph! They’ve been playing hard to get, yet there they are, suddenly appearing with a man! Just because they beat Cleo’s group, they’ve been thinking too highly of themselves! You’ve even expressed your desire to court them! They should feel honored that an executive of the Aruna Familia is even looking at them!”

“Calm down, Ruddy. We aren’t here for that, but to invite them to join our Familia. With their abilities, we don’t want them going to the other factions,” the Racoon man, King Johnson of the Aruna Familia and a Level 5, replied. However, his face told otherwise.

From the window, Kisuke observed the three of them, “They’re not really troublesome, just plain annoying.”

Chuckling, Kuroka replied, “So you can get annoyed too, nya~!”

“Of course I can get annoyed too,” Kisuke then placed down his cup of juice before standing up, “Wait here. I’ll just go increase the power of those things by a tiny bit.”

Kisuke returned to his seat soon after and resumed his after-meal drink. He also changed the topic and told Yoruichi and Kuroka about what had been happening in Orario.

After telling the story of Medusa getting her body back and reuniting with her long sleeping sisters, the three sensed the three’s presence beyond the door of their private room.

Outside of their room, the three annoying fellows stood, “Is this it?” King asked.

“I’ve confirmed it, sir. This is their usual room. It’s basically an open secret around here,” the skinny Human answered before facing the door. Since he’s with one of the most prominent and influential people in the region of Dizara, courage overflowed from him and he shouted at the door, “Those who’re inside, open the door right now! Sir King Johnson of the Aruna Familia is here!”

The Pallum and Racoon just let him do what he wanted. In any case, this was how the Racoon man wanted things done.

However, even after they waited for a minute or two, no answer from the door was given.

Being embarrassed, the skinny Human instantly lost his patience and tried to kick open the door, “I said sir King Johnson is here! Answer the goddamn door!”

But the moment his foot connected with the door, the door lit up slightly before the Human felt the force of his kick being rebounded back, instantly breaking his ankle and fracturing multiple parts of his leg.

Not being able to react, the Human blasted through into the opposite room, destroying it entirely. But the force of the rebound didn’t abate even after he hit a door and wall, as he continued flying through the streets of Pandemonium, crashing into multiple stalls on the way before finally stopping, unconscious and severely injured.

King and the Pallum who had just watched all of this unfold instantly could only gawk at what had happened. While they were still not sure of what had just transpired, the doors of the occupied rooms swung open and people came pouring out, trying to figure out what had happened themselves.

All of them instantly recognized the two standing in front of Kisuke and co’s room, but only one group came forward to confront them, “What no good are you up to again, douchebag King?”

King managed to get his bearings back and clicked his tongue at the Amazon who’d just spoken up, “Man-hater Fenia… What are you doing here?”

“Of course it’s to dine, you dumbass! And you just had to disturb our meal! What are you even doing here, destroying this establishment!?” The Amazoness replied while the three girls behind her got ready to engage in case King and Ruddy suddenly turned hostile.

King gritted his teeth in anger due to the insults he’d suddenly received, however, before he could do anything else, the door to the room they were trying to open suddenly opened and behind it was a man with pale blond hair and a green and white striped bucket hat on his head, “Yes? What is it? Why did you knock?”

Due to his sudden and untimely appearance, King and Ruddy didn’t actually know what to say, while the Amazoness Fiana creased her brows.

On the other hand, Kisuke first looked up and down on King and Ruddy before suddenly saying, “You look like scammers. Did you think that I’m an easy target just because I’m new around here? Please take your snake oil somewhere else. Or better yet, just drink it yourself so this world can be a better place.”

Not just King and Ruddy, but everyone who was watching and heard Kisuke’s words, were stunned. He was basically telling one of the executives of the Aruna Familia to kill himself.

They all only snapped out of it when Kisuke slammed the door shut.

King was about to explode, but he was interrupted yet again when Kisuke suddenly opened the door again. As if he forgot something, he added, “And if you’re here to talk about your religion, I also don’t need it. I’m friends with a God and I can even invite her over for some cookies and doughnuts,” shutting the door once again.

Instead of King, however, the first one to make a move was the Pallum, Ruddy. He just couldn’t take a nobody mocking them to no end. After gathering all of his strength, Ruddy sent out a punch.

“Stop! Ruddy!” King tried to stop him.

However, Ruddy didn’t listen. Obviously, he didn’t forget the fate of the skinny Human so instead of the door, he aimed his punch at the wall beside it. The reason why he was so confident is that was because the moment the skinny Human had kicked the door, it lit up, but only within the boundary of the door. With that in mind, he concluded that such a strong and strange barrier wasn’t applied to the walls.

On the other side of the wall, Kisuke only waited for a light thump before hearing a cry of extreme pain flying off into a distance. His fate was much worse than the skinny Human.

After he couldn’t hear the cry anymore, Kisuke just chuckled and muttered, “What an actual idiot.”

Strangely enough, those words of his were heard throughout the entire second floor.