Chapter 261 'Makoto Shihouin' part 2
Chapter 261 ‘Makoto Shihouin’ part 2
The teacher in the classroom is, of course, dumbfounded, “Excuse me!?”
The teacher who guided the parents then immediately intervened, “Sir, please mind your language.” He first reminded Kisuke before facing the classroom teacher, “Miyura-sensei, I understand your confusion, but this is Makoto Shihouin, Yoruichi Shihouin’s relative. Her uncle to be exact.”
“What…? Seriously?” The teacher asked and the students also has the same question, “Aside from that stupid beard, he looks almost the same as him…” He muttered unintentionally and loudly.
“What was that, you damned chalk pusher!? Stupid beard!? Do you want me to beat you until your mother can’t recognize you!? Just so you know, my wife thinks my beard is sexy!” Kisuke raised his cane with a red angry face to protest, “Damn you! Don’t you know who I am!? I’m Makoto Shihouin! Let me talk to your director!”
The teacher who guided them became pale, “Miyura-sensei!!!” He immediately warned his colleague, ‘He wants to talk to the director!? Does he know him personally?’
Seeing the reaction of the fellow teacher, Miyura’s face also paled after thinking what he just said out loud, ‘Why is he so scared of him? Who is this Makoto Shihouin? A big shot? Is that why he’s scared of him?’ He immediately tried to think of a way to extract himself from this situation, “You got it wrong, sir. You didn’t hear everything I said. What I said earlier is, ‘Aside from that ‘STUPIDLY COOL’ beard, he looks almost the same as him…’ And what I meant is your beard is too cool that I can’t find the proper word to praise it.” Crossing his fingers, he the first idea that came into his mind but even he is not confident.
‘No way that’s gonna work!’ Everyone thought.
Contrary to their expectations, however, Kisuke face suddenly turned bashful, “Ehehe~. Is that right? To be honest, I’m proud of my beard~! Thank you for your praise, kind teacher.” His earlier expression of rage is like a lie.
‘It worked!?’
Returning to his serious expression, Kisuke continued, “Ehem… Teacher, please forgive me for disturbing your class. I’m just here to watch my good niece Yoruichi.”
“No, no, no, sir. It’s my fault for mistaking you for somebody else. Please do forgive me.”
Ignoring the teacher altogether, Kisuke faced Yoruichi’s direction, “Yoruichi, my sweet potato~! Hang in there~!”
“That… works?” Aika asked and faced Yoruichi and was shocked at what she saw. Yoruichi is currently facing away from Kisuke while covering the faint blush over her face, “…I didn’t know you had this cute side in you…”
“Shut it!” Yoruichi retorted, “I didn’t know that it would be this embarrassing!”
Aika wanted to laugh but stopped herself as she would be the one who would suffer later if she did laugh. Without much choice, she steered away from that topic, “What do you think he’s thinking? Doing a play like this.”
“He probably thought, ‘You can be anything, as long as you’re confident enough!’ ” Yoruichi replied.
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“Oi, Issei! Is that really not Kisuke?” Motohama fixed his glasses and asked.
“Knowing him… That’s probably the man himself…” Issei answered while admiring Kisuke’s work.
“Seriously!? So you can get away with anything as long as you confidently scold the teachers!?” Matsuda grabbed his bald head in disbelief.
“If you want to die, then you can also try that.”
“No way… My face isn’t that thick to scold the teachers with convincing expression. Also, add him calling himself imbecile.”
“Right… You shouldn’t imitate his stunts if you want to live longer.”
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The class went on not so quietly as Kisuke would keep pacing around with his camera trying to capture photos of his ‘niece’ from different angles. To Yoruichi’s dismay, he’s like a doting parent, shamelessly bragging about his ‘niece’ to other parents in the room, ‘That bastard… I’ll kick his family jewels later.’
Kisuke only stopped messing around when he suddenly felt a cold wind passing through his crotch.
After the class, Yoruichi and the rest of Kisuke’s friends and acquaintances went after him. But when they turned around, they only saw a balloon, quietly floating and emitting his aura, and written on it are ‘Smell ya later~!’
Grabbing the ballon, Yoruichi thought, ‘Kisuke is getting good…’
“What do we do, Yoruichi?” Aika asked.
Shaking her head, Yoruichi answered her, “Nothing. That guy is probably already wandering around messing with people. In any case, I’ll be able to solo him later.”
“…A date, huh?”
“Yup~. Since there will be no further classes, let’s go before those girls surround me and bombard me with questions regarding my overly zealous ‘uncle’.”
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Since they have nothing else to do, Yoruichi and Aika joined Rias’ group, consisting of Rias, Akeno, Issei, Asia, in wandering around.
While walking around and chatting, Aika asked Koneko, “By the way, where is Himejima-senpai?”
“When he heard that Yoruichi’s uncle looks exactly like Kisuke-senpai except for the beard, she immediately took off to search for him. It’s probably her daily lightning drop.” Koneko answered. She also doesn’t know what to think of Akeno developing a strange hobby.
“It already became a routine, huh? Oh, speaking of the Devil.” When they are about to reach the gymnasium, Aika pointed towards the familiar black-haired beauty who is looking around with a sharp gaze. The group also noticed that there is a commotion going on inside the gym.
Approaching her, Rias asked her, “Akeno, what’s going on?”
Akeno turned around and replied, “Buchou? Nothing much. There is a Magical Girl cosplayer over there and that bastard is most probably here. That pervert wouldn’t let go of the chance to capture some photos of a Magical Girl.”
“Indeed… I can feel his presence shifting around through the whole place.” Yoruichi agreed with her with a smile.
“I knew it!” Smiling excitedly, Akeno faced Rias again, “I’m sorry, Buchou. I just can’t calm down without dropping a bolt of lightning on that bastard’s face at least once a day. So I’m off!” Without waiting for any reply, she dived in the crowd to search for her ‘enemy’.
“…How did my best friend end up like that?” Rias asked in dismay.
“It’s because she carelessly gets herself involved with Kisuke. Moreover, she went against him from the beginning and has some nice expressions when teased. For Kisuke, that’s all the reason he needed to mess with her.” Aika explained.
“… I hate myself for agreeing with you.” Rias honestly thought that this is all her fault, ‘If I just didn’t order Akeno to investigate him, maybe she wouldn’t end up like this… However, despite all of her ‘misfortune’, it seems that she’s livelier and happier than she is in the past where she would always wear that fake smile to hide her troubles… It also seems that she already has no reservation when using her Holy Power and would even take out her Fallen Angel wing from time to time, signifying that she already accepted her past. What should I do?… Should I be happy and thankful?’
“In any case, a magical girl, right? Since today is the Parents Day and relatives are invited, isn’t there a certain someone who you can think of?” Yoruichi’s question rose Rias up from her contemplation.
And just as Yoruichi said, a certain figure appeared in her head, “That’s most probably it… Let’s go greet her.”
Everyone remembered a certain Devil King except for Asia, who is unconscious at that time, and Issei, who is struggling to control his transformation.
“Magical girl?… Somehow, those words are reminding me of some bad memories…” Issei muttered while shivering. The only figure he can think of is Mil-tan.