Chapter 2067: Movie Emperor Han Has Split Personalities

Seeing the man suddenly kneel before her, Zhuang Xuejun was so frightened she took a step back.

We can talk, no need for such a grand gesture!

Han Luoqi steeled his heart, "Wife, I was wrong."

"Get up first, we can talk things over."

Don’t put her on such a high pedestal; she can’t handle it!

"Forgive me first, or I won’t get up."

"Fine, fine, I forgive you. Get up and then we’ll talk."

Han Luoqi seized the opportunity, "I want to move into the master bedroom, otherwise I’m not getting up."

Since he’s already kneeling, it would be a waste not to negotiate some benefits!

Zhuang Xuejun’s face darkened, "Then keep kneeling, I’m going to change and head out."

With that, she turned and walked toward the bathroom.

Behind her, the man’s domineering voice called out, "Woman, don’t push it too far!"

Zhuang Xuejun remained indifferent.

Han Luoqi continued, "You’re just relying on the fact that I like you, aren’t you?"

Zhuang Xuejun kept walking forward.

Greatest Best Actor Han was depressed, why was nothing working?

Sure enough, Mary Sues are just here to toy with people!

And how did that classic CEO line go again? Ah, remembered.

"Woman, are you looking for death!"

"Woman, are you challenging my limits? Hmm?"

Ugh, why is it completely useless? She doesn’t even turn her head.

Han Luoqi tilted his head, baffled as to why the Mary Sues always call women "woman," don’t they have names? Xuejun sounds nice, and "wife" even better.

So he shouted again, "Wife, you look really beautiful today."

To which he received the sound of the bathroom door slamming shut in response.

Zhuang Xuejun leaned against the door, her heart pounding wildly.

Don’t get it wrong, not out of being moved, but from being scared.

Could Han Luoqi be having a split personality?

His words were all over the place, incoherent.

One moment he says sweet things, the next he says harsh words.

This is terrible, she must have hit him too hard this morning and turned him into an idiot.

That’s the Han Family’s second young master, known to be the most spoiled in the Han Family, and now she’s made him an idiot with an ashtray. If the Han Family finds out, will they kill her to silence her?

Too scary!

Got to visit Lu Garden today and ask Xia Weibao for that mental hospital’s contact info.

Pull some strings and see if they can treat him.

If they can’t, then it’s time to run away fast with the ball, save herself from dying terribly later.

"Achoo—"

Han Luoqi was lying on the couch reading netizens’ comments, trying to find more cheesy pick-up lines, clearly those just now weren’t enough.

It’s so frustrating, why didn’t he take an elective on how to pursue a wife back then?

Leaving him now at a complete loss.

When Zhuang Xuejun came out, she treated him like he was the plague, avoiding him like snakes and scorpions.

Such an attitude made Greatest Best Actor Han very unhappy.

"Woman, are you avoiding me?"

Saying it felt awkward, so he changed the address, "Wife, are you avoiding me?"

After speaking, his eyes darted down to the phone screen, quickly corrected, "Baby, are you avoiding me, hmm?"

Zhuang Xuejun, "..."

Wanted to borrow Xia Weibao’s line, but feared ruining her extraordinary image, let’s all pretend we didn’t see it.

Damn it, idiot!

Seeing her about to leave, Han Luoqi stood up, "Woman, try avoiding me if you dare!"

Oh my gosh, she’s really leaving.

Movie Emperor Han dashed after her, "Wife, I was wrong, wife, wife don’t go, wife."

Oh golly, what a load of nonsensical crap!

He followed the CEO playbook to the letter, collecting wisdom from countless fans, yet why did it have the opposite effect?