Chapter 2061: Forced Ad Insertion 2

[Little Ghost]: So turns out we’re all micro-cubs, I’ve read these two as well, plus Hello, Mr. Campus Hunk! Aaaahhhh

[Tingting]: Dei! The one upstairs is totally right! Also, secretly telling you, the new book Demon Wife Is On Top, Hubby, Spoil Me! is coming soon too~ Supposedly another masterpiece, I’ve already moved my little stool over and I’m just waiting!

[Liangbao]: Hahahaha, looks like we’re all the same kind of people

[Luoluo]: Is Brother Luo trying to change his style now or what, how come he suddenly started reading those "domineering CEO falls in love with me" novels?

[Mengmeng]: Upstairs, it’s because Brother Luo is tired of being a Movie King and wants to transform into a domineering CEO—"Woman, you’re playing with fire!"

[Carrot]: "Woman, you’ve successfully caught my attention!"

[Ah Nan]: And also, "Your mouth says no, but your body is being very honest."

[Bloodstained White Clothes]: Hahaha, I suddenly thought of a line: "Even if you get my body, you’ll never get my heart!"

[Qinyang]: Upstairs, all I want is your body, who the hell wants your heart.

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Han Luoqi scrolled through the comments one by one, his face turning dark. What the hell is all this!

Still, the novels they recommended were worth checking out, so he jotted them down first.

After he finished, he stared at those domineering-CEO lines for a few more seconds. Forget it, better write those down too. They looked super dumb, but what if they actually worked?

After all, this was the distilled essence of millions of netizens!

Feeling like he’d saved enough material, he posted another Weibo.

Han Luoqi V: Anyone here know any tricks for flirting with girls or coaxing them? I wanna learn a few moves and save them for your future sister-in-law.

The moment the post went up, Weibo exploded!

The first to pop up, of course, were the cuties who always抢沙发 and confess before even reading the content.

[An Yimo]: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hubby posted again, love you!!!

[Yixun]: Wowww love youuuuuu, sending hearts, sending hearts...

...

Han Luoqi skipped past those speechlessly and went looking for something useful.

[Qiao Zi]: Weren’t those three domineering-CEO novels I just recommended good enough? [dog-head]

[Qi]: Has Brother Luo read those books yet? They’re packed with tips on how to chase girls~ [dog-head]

[Koi]: Ugh, hubby, are you trying to figure out how to coax me? I’m really easy to coax—just kisses, hugs, and a princess carry will do.

[Yinyao]: Aaaaah hubby, you finally decided to pursue me? Come on, let’s go straight to the registry office!

[Jiang Nian]: Local cringe pickup lines, Brother Luo, you might wanna check them out~ [smile]

[Little Little Kid]: The dude upstairs is so right!

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Seeing this, Han Luoqi’s scrolling finger paused and a faint light flashed in his eyes. Oh right, those super-cringey pickup lines, how did he not think of that!

Problem was, he didn’t know any.

Maybe he should read those novels first?

Right at that moment, Zhuang Xuejun came out. Feeling a bit guilty, he quickly exited the Weibo page and walked over to her.

"Tired?"

Zhuang Xuejun shook her head. "No, the doctor said we still have to wait another half hour for the results."

"Then sit down and rest for a bit."

Han Luoqi helped her sit and stared at her a little nervously, especially when he saw her pull out her phone—he was instantly on high alert.

Don’t open Weibo. Please don’t open Weibo.

"Why are you staring at me?" Zhuang Xuejun was puzzled.

"Nothing. Didn’t I tell you to cut down on screen time?"

"Baby just called me, and I was busy so I didn’t pick up. I’m calling her back."

Han Luoqi let out a breath of relief. "Oh, then go ahead."