Perfect Secret Love: The Bad New Wife is a Little Sweet

“…” You’ve freaking watched too many movies, haven’t you?! Can’t you follow the script?! Can’t you?!

However, this was the best run-through from Big Dipper already…

All Ye Wanwan could do was follow Big Dipper’s lead and keep acting.

“I’m Ye Wanwan, a mercenary from Scarlet Flames Academy! Since you’re Big Dipper, I’ve got the right person then.” Ye Wanwan snorted while staring at him.

“What?! You’re actually a mercenary from Scarlet Flames Academy?! Who ordered you here to fight me? if you don’t tell me, I’ll kill you!” Big Dipper looked furious.

“…” I can barely keep acting with Big Dipper as my opponent… I really miss my time as a manager in China…

“Enough rubbish!” Ye Wanwan was exasperated but had to persevere and continue.

“Fine! You’re truly a contemptible wretch… Wait, no, you’re truly a hard bone to chew! Are all of you Scarlet Flames mercenaries so hard? I don’t believe it! I’m going to break your bones! Let’s see if you’ll confess then!” Big Dipper viciously lunged toward Ye Wanwan.

“…” You freaking… Who designed your lines…?

Ye Wanwan snorted upon seeing Big Dipper attacking and struck with her palm.

However, her palm was still in mid-air when Big Dipper suddenly howled with pain and flew back several meters before crashing to the ground heavily and wailing tragically like a pig being slaughtered.

Ye Wanwan stared at the ceaselessly wailing Big Dipper, her lips twitching. Where’s my sword?!

“Did I freaking touch you? Why did you fly back? Do I freaking have superpowers?!” Ye Wanwan marched forward and grabbed Big Dipper by his belt, lifting him up. “I’m asking you! Do I have superpowers? Do I have supernatural abilities?!”

Big Dipper finally stopped his howling and looked at Ye Wanwan, silently thinking for a moment before saying, “Sis Feng, I think it’s entirely plausible! My acting is super realistic and complements your unrivaled strength, Sis Feng! Look, you haven’t even touched me and I already flew back and look seriously injured! When you go back to Scarlet Flames Academy, everyone will deeply revere you!”

“So you’ve given much thought to this then,” Ye Wanwan said with a smile.

“That’s right!” Big Dipper nodded frantically. “You truly understand me, Sis Feng! My acting is different from other people! If I went and became an actor, would I become a superstar?”

“Do you want me to murder you?” Ye Wanwan gritted her teeth.

She swore she’d never been so exasperated by someone before! There probably couldn’t be more than one person like Big Dipper showing up every millennium!

“Sis Feng, tell me then—how should I act? I think this type of acting method is nearly perfect! Your standards are seriously too high, Sis Feng. Even if you really invited a superstar, I don’t think they’d act as well as me… Sis Feng, why do I feel like you’re about to cry?” Big Dipper grinned innocuously, flashing his brilliantly white teeth.

Ye Wanwan: “…” D*mn you…

“Follow this script! And learn the lines by heart!” Ye Wanwan tossed a sheet of paper at Big Dipper, looking utterly disappointed.

Nearby, Seven Star looked at Big Dipper and sighed. He calmly walked up and said to Ye Wanwan, “Since this isn’t working, how about I go first, Sis Feng?”

Even Seven Star couldn’t tolerate Big Dipper’s extremely exaggerated acting, let alone Ye Wanwan.