Peerless Genius System

Chapter 657: Humor.

Talking to creditors in Chinese?

Oh my God, why is this guy so funny?

After hearing this story, those who were present couldn’t help laughing, completely forgetting that this was the lawless person who threatened to blow up the White House.

“Talented, too talented, ha ha ha …..”

Zhu Xiaofei and Ding Kai looked at the screen in the auditorium and gave a thumbs up for the masked man. Huang Ruoran and Wang Ling were also amused. China was the US’ biggest creditor. In other words, Chinese people would be called the american’s benefactors.

“I have studied the history of the US.”

On the major live broadcast platforms, Xiao Luo continued his speech.

Everyone seemed to be enjoying such an interesting program, and was actively watching the live broadcast.

“Someone asked, ‘who is Benjamin Franklin?’ I replied, is this why the convenience store was robbed?”

The people who were watching laughed. This was because the face of Benjamin Franklin was on the $100 dollar bill, and a store would certainly carry a $100 that which could be robbed.

Xiao Luo then continued, “There is another question. What is the Second Amendment to the Constitution? I use the same answer, is this why the convenience store was robbed?”

Once again, the people burst into laughter, because the Second Amendment of the Constitution stated that its citizens were allowed to own guns.

Two questions with the same answer, and both were extremely humorous and interesting. Many people even turned red from laughter, including those cabinet ministers in the Pentagon. This kind of humor made t difficult for them to stay straight-faced.

“People often say that all people are created equal, but equality often depends on their parents’ income, which is reflected in early education and health care. I read in Men’s Health magazine that President Obama has two days of cardiopulmonary recuperation and four days of muscle exercise every week, and then someone jumped out and said, I don’t need to exercise, I have medical insurance!!!”

The tone of the last sentence was smug. This made the people laugh again, but at the same time the wheels in their head were turning. They realized that the masked man was satirizing some problems in the country in a humorous way.

“Since we have already mentioned President Obama, let’s talk about him.”

Xiao Luo said in a teasing tone, “President Obama has always been said to be soft-hearted, but he has planned two wars and brought death and sorrow to the world. Moreover, the stupid thing was that the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to him, and he actually accepted it with a peace of mind. Is there anything more stupid in the world?”

In the Pentagon, although Obama’s face could not get anymore sullen, his eyes was filled with fierceness as if he could tear the masked man apart from his gaze alone. After hearing this, everyone was quiet. THey only felt a suffocating coldness, like the eve of a storm.

“Does this guy want to go to heaven this early?”

Sarah Michelle was shocked. Someone actually dared to joke about the president. And this guy not only dared, but also satirizes his Excellency to the extreme. What’s the difference between this and slapping your Excellency in front of all citizens of the country?

Xiao Luo spread his hand and said in a very helpless tone, “In fact, there is indeed something more disgusting than this; and that is, President Obama gave the Nobel Peace Prize to the army to fight.”

Laughter, the country was in laughter!

Some citizens were even shouting loudly, whistling and applauding this masked man.

“The US is a great country because every year, it will win the championship in the international baseball game. Just that only the teams from the US country and Canada can participate in the baseball game…” Xiao Luo said.

The citizens laughed again, and many people burst into tears. They didn’t expect the sudden broadcast to be so humorous.

“After seeing the two wars planned by President Obama, I felt the glory of power. Maybe I should also become a US citizen and then run for president myself. And if someone asks, ‘Hey, what is your campaign slogan?’ As you know, I spent the past ten years observing and I know more about the sufferings of the people. So my campaign slogan is ‘I care about you’. “

Xiao Luo went on to say, “If I am elected, I will legalize Gay marriage, which will win the votes of the young people. I will also decrease the unemployment rate in the country by upping the labor productivity. For example, divide the work between two or three people. I also have a quick response to the greenhouse effect, that is, I will convert Fahrenheit temperature into Celsius temperature, so that the original 100 degrees will instantly become 40 degrees.

If I am elected, I will send a greeting like ‘Hi’ to my allies. Just to say hello, unlike saying, ‘Oh my God, are you secretly manufacturing nuclear weapons?’ “

The latter half of the sentence was said, the people couldn’t help but laugh again. Everyone was aware that the reason why President Obama launched two wars was that the other side was making nuclear weapons.

“Hehe~”

Sarah chuckled, really admiring Xiao Luo’s ability to twist words.

“Oh, this guy is definitely a master of humor. He satirized some problems in the US through making a joke, especially the irony of President Obama.”

“This is a man of culture!”

Zhu Xiaofei and Ding Kai felt a deep sense of worship for the masked man on the screen.

On the other hand, Huang Ruoran had become very quiet at this time. She thought that the voice was very familiar and muttered to herself, “Why is this voice a bit like Xiao Luo’s?”

Her voice could barely be heard, however, Zhu Xiaofei, Ding Kai and Wang Ling could has her clearly.

Luo Ge (Luo Shen)?!

[Hiss…]

The three people gasped, now that she brought it up, this voice reallty sound like Xiao Luo’s.

“Oh my God, is it really Luo Ge?!”

Ding Kai’s face was frightened and shocked. If this was actually Xiao Luo, he felt that his world outlook would collapse. What happened? Didn’t he say he was just coming to the US for travel and sightseeing?

“Luo Shen, what is he going to do? He dares to challenge a whole country!”

If this news was sent back to Hua Ye, who would believe it? Luo Shen was completely different from them and he was certainly standing near at the top of the pyramid whereas they were at the bottom.