Peerless Genius System

Chapter 568: One Second Man.

After Su Canye was beaten by Xiao Luo, he fled the apartment in a mess. Meanwhile, Zhang Dashan was lying on the floor, cursing Xiao Luo for his insanity.

“Didn’t I tell you to keep the matter of Luo Fang confidential? That big mouth of yours just couldn’t keep shut huh? Well, your credibility with me is now reduced to half.” Xiao Luo was somewhat angered about this matter.

Zhang Dashan felt wronged and defended himself, “Old Xiao, didn’t you see that menopausal woman being so aggressive? I just had to show some hand.”

Xiao Luo was too lazy to continue and looked for a set of pajamas, ready to take a shower and rest.

“Old Xiao, I’m feeling excited. I have a very strong feeling that she (Shen Qingyan) is the woman of my life.” Zhang Dashan sat up, and said while rubbing his chin.

Xiao Luo felt tickled, “Didn’t you say the same thing about Sister Huang.”

“No, this is different. I have long given up pursuing sister Huang. This president is just my type of dish. Her body curves in all the right places and there is a certain wildness exuding from her body. If I can conquer a woman like her, I am willing to give up half of my lifespan.” Zhang Dashan said.

“Alright, stop being delusional. If you really want to pursue someone, give up your bad habits first!” Xiao Luo advised.

“No, no!”

Zhang Dashan shook his head. “You see, I might look at her as a flower, but to her I might just be an annoying bee.”

Hearing this, Xiao Luo thought it was reasonable. After all, everyone was entitled to their own tastes. Though he didn’t know what kind of taste Shen Qingyan favored. She ‘might’ like Zhang Dashan if she was up for a heavy taste. Also, she said that Zhang Dashan was interesting just now.

“You may not be able to change other habits, but you must give up those models. If you get caught again, I won’t help you get out the next time.” After that, Xiao Luo went into the bathroom to take a bath.

“What the… Are you not my brother?!”

Zhang Dashan stood up from the ground.

At this moment, Xiao Luo’s phone on the desktop suddenly vibrated and the screen lit up ‒ an incoming WeChat message.

Miraculously, it was from Su Li.

“Old Xiao, the goddess Su sent you a message.” Zhang Dashan cried to the bathroom.

“Help me see what it is.”

Xiao Luo opened the bathroom door and while scrubbing his hair, wrapped only in a bath towel. He didn’t care too much about letting other people see Su Li’s message, he was quite sure that Su Li would never send anything that involved the privacy between men and women. It certainly wouldn’t be any problem to show Zhang Dashan.

“Motherf*cker, are you an exhibitionist? Go inside the shower and close the bathroom door.”

Zhang Dashan said that, and then picked up Xiao Luo’s phone to check the message sent by Su Li. “Old Xiao, she sent you an angry (normal) emoji.”

‘An angry emoji?’

Xiao Luo was stunned. This was not the woman’s style in real life at all.

‘Does her style change when texting?’

“What should I reply?” Zhang Dashan urged.

“Reply with a question mark.” Xiao Luo said without much thinking.

“OK.”

Zhang Dashan then immediately replied with a question mark.

A little while later, Su Li sent another emoji. This time it was an angry Kawaii girl holding her fist up.

“Old Xiao, she sent you an angry emoji again.” Zhang Dashan shouted in the direction of the bathroom.

Xiao Luo was puzzled, he couldn’t figure out what the woman was doing.

“Just leave it there, I’ll just ask her after I take a shower.” After that, he shut the bathroom door and washed his body.

However, Zhang Dashan didn’t do what Xiao Luo said, his heart was itchy. He wanted to know why Su Li was angry and replied himself: [Wife, what’s wrong with you?]

After a while, Su Li replied: [You have been snubbing me since you came back. Do you still have your wife in your heart?]

F*ck, this bastard Old Xiao, he even dared to neglect the goddess Su? This alien!!

Zhang Dashan felt indignant for Su Li, secretly cursing Xiao Luo in his heart. He then immediately replied: [Wife, you misunderstood, I just had a long boat ride, and my body is a little tired. After I take a shower, I will come to see you. Let’s make up (out) okay. Love you.]

‘Brother, I can only help you up to here!’

Zhang Dashan put down the phone. He felt that he had done a great thing, and felt that he helped dissolve the marriage crisis between Xiao Luo and Su Li.

Meanwhile in Su Li’s apartment, Su Li just took a shower and walked into the bedroom blooming like a lotus. She found her best friend Shen Qingyan holding her phone with a shocked expression on her face.

“What’s the matter?” Su Li puzzled asked.

“Li, I didn’t expect that you and Xiao Luo had already developed to this point.”

Shen Qingyan handed the phone back to Su Li, which means ‘you have a look at it yourself’. “I originally wanted to test Xiao Luo and you, and it seems that these messages indicate that your relationship is not as cold as you said. You are obviously a loving couple.”

Su Li blushed after she read the messages. How could Xiao Luo reply with such words?

“Hey Miss Shen, look at what you did!”

In a huff, she scolded Shen Qingyan, and she quickly rushed out of the bedroom. She had to explain it to Xiao Luo immediately before he misunderstood.

At the same time, after learning about the chat exchange on his phone, Xiao Luo likewise immediately came to Su Li and also wanted to explain things clearly.

[Bang~]

The two opened their respective doors at the same time ‒ two pairs of eyes stared at each other across the corridor.

The woman was dressed in a snow-white long bathrobe, with her two slender jade legs exposed. The man was wrapped in a white bath towel, and his upper body was bare and naked, showing clear lines of muscles.

‘Why is he dressed like this? is he really coming…’

Su Li’s face was hot and red, even the roots behind her ears were red.

Xiao Luo was equally shocked, thinking, ‘Is this woman dressed like this willing to let me in with her?’

“That…” The two spoke at the same time.

Slightly stunned, they both spoke at the same time, “You go first.”

The two looked at each other in surprise, and then each wore an embarrassed smile.

“You’d better go ahead.” Xiao Luo made a gesture of please.

Su Li nodded and said, “I didn’t send the WeChat just now. I was taking a shower.”

Xiao Luo suddenly realized it, after all how could Su Li send such messages? “En, me too, that WeChat was also not sent by me. I was also taking a bath just now.”

“Really? Then you should take care of your phone in the future and don’t let other people mess with it.”

“You too.”

After that, the two people didn’t have any extra words, and each returned to their apartments.

“Old Xiao, why did you come back already? Are you a one second man?” Zhang Dashan asked with a frown.

Xiao Luo barely squeezed out a smile, “Dashan, what is that behind you?”

“Behind me?”

Zhang Dashan was confused and when he turned around, he found emptiness behind him. “There’s nothing, Old Xiao, what happened to you…”

But at this time, Xiao Luo suddenly kicked him and Zhang Dashan screamed like a pig. He flew a perfect arc in the air and fell on the sofa.