Peerless Bodyguard of a Stunning Beauty
Chapter 1067: A Special Delivery Method
Just at that moment, the Titan Python suddenly launched an attack on Zhao Rong and his companions,
he said:
“I, Titan Python, have been lurking here for days, and finally, I have waited for you humans to pass through this river…”
When Zhao Rong saw the Titan Python preparing to break into the cave ahead, he stepped forward, blocked the entrance, and asked the Titan Python in front of him, saying:
“Titan Python, we have no enmity with you, why do you want to exterminate us…”
The Titan Python, trying to squeeze and break the entrance, said:
“Because in this forest, I detest eating those insects, and I enjoy eating you humans…”
When Zhao Rong heard that Titan Python likes to eat humans, he immediately warned the Titan Python in front of him, saying:
“Titan Python, I warn you, stay away from us, otherwise, beware of your life…”
When the Titan Python heard Zhao Rong threatening him, he laughed heartily, dismissing it, and said:
“Just you few tiny humans want to threaten the life of a Titan Python, I think you’re dreaming…”
And when the three beauties behind Zhao Rong saw the Titan Python scorning Zhao Rong, they immediately warned the Titan Python in front of them, saying:
“Titan Python, don’t be too arrogant, Brother Zhao Rong is a renowned monster-hunting expert… Just wait, Brother Zhao Rong will use a mysterious weapon to eliminate you…”
Miss Lili stepped forward, pointed at the Titan Python scratching its claws outside the cave entrance, and said:
“Titan Python, Brother Zhao Rong will surely take out his phone, open the Paradise Shopping Cart app, and buy a very mysterious weapon to unknowingly kill you…”
Beauty Yu Lan directly told Zhao Rong, saying:
“Brother Zhao Rong, I remember, back then near the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, when dealing with that venomous snake turtle, we used a mongoose… Since the mongoose is the natural enemy of snakes, let’s buy a mongoose from the Paradise Shopping Cart, then use the enlargement modifying liquid to enlarge it and have it eat this Titan Python…”
Listening to Beauty Yu Lan, Zhao Rong shook his head and said:
“Beauty Yu Lan, although before, we used the mongoose, the natural enemy of snakes, to kill the venomous snake turtle and some pythons, but in front of us, this python is the Titan Python, so it won’t fear the mongoose at all…”
Beauty Xuelian added, saying:
“Beauty Yu Lan, you’re thinking too simply, given that this Titan Python can kill large animals like dinosaurs and King Kong, even if a mongoose comes, it won’t have any way with this Titan Python…”
At this time, the assistant gave Zhao Rong a suggestion, saying:
“Brother Zhao Rong, as the saying goes, wolves strike the waist, snakes hit seven inches, all you need is to buy a seven-inch locator from the Paradise Shopping Cart…”
Upon hearing the seven-inch locator, Zhao Rong still shook his head and vetoed the assistant’s suggestion, saying:
“Assistant, what you say makes sense, but when we were dealing with small snakes, striking them at seven inches worked, however, facing this Titan Python, hitting it at seven inches is useless… Because this Titan Python in front of us is over 100 tons…”
Listening to Zhao Rong, the three beauties spoke in unison, saying:
“Brother Zhao Rong, since the seven-inch locator and mongoose can’t defeat this Titan Python, what weapon should you use to handle this Titan Python?”
Zhao Rong pondered for a long while, then took out his phone and swiftly bought a weapon from the Paradise Shopping Cart,
and he said to everyone:
“Miss Lili, Beauty Yu Lan, Beauty Xuelian, Assistant, don’t worry, because I have already purchased the weapon to deal with the Titan Python from the Paradise Shopping Cart…”
Upon hearing how quickly Zhao Rong purchased the weapon, Miss Lili was stunned,
she eagerly asked, saying:
“Brother Zhao Rong, quickly tell me, what weapon did you buy from the Paradise Shopping Cart to deal with this Titan Python?”
Beauty Yu Lan, full of imagination, said:
“I think Brother Zhao Rong definitely bought a bundle of explosives or a radium tube from the Paradise Shopping Cart, then he’ll have the assistant go and detonate this Titan Python…”
Beauty Xuelian disagreed, saying:
“Sister Lili, haven’t you found that using such methods to kill this Titan Python is too primitive, too low…”
Upon hearing this, Miss Lili asked Beauty Yu Lan, saying:
“Beauty Yu Lan, what do you suggest we use to deal with the Titan Python…”
Beauty Yu Lan thought for a long time, then mysteriously said:
“I think Brother Zhao Rong must have bought some super bacteria from the Paradise Shopping Cart to deal with this Titan Python… Only super bacteria or parasites can make this 100-ton Titan Python die…”
At this time, the assistant stepped forward, suggesting to Zhao Rong, saying:
“Brother Zhao Rong, I think you should buy a Titan Python killer gun to deal with this Titan Python… Just like when we dealt with dinosaurs using the dinosaur killer gun—simple and convenient…”
But when Zhao Rong heard about the Titan Python killer gun, he shook his head and said to the assistant:
“Assistant, you’re being too fanciful, in the Paradise Shopping Cart, not everything you want is available, there isn’t such a Titan Python killer gun…”
Miss Lili asked:
“Brother Zhao Rong, have you searched the Paradise Shopping Cart for the Titan Python killer gun? If not, how do you know that the all-capable Paradise Shopping Cart doesn’t sell this weapon?”
Zhao Rong nodded, then took out his phone, opened the Paradise Shopping Cart app, showed Miss Lili the search bar, and said:
“Miss Lili, look, I have searched for this weapon, but unfortunately, there is no so-called Titan Python killer gun…”
This is when Zhao Rong pointed at a parcel emerging from the soil not far away, and he said to the three beauties and the assistant present:
“Miss Lili, Beauty Yu Lan, Beauty Xuelian Assistant, the mysterious weapon I bought from the Paradise Shopping Cart to deal with this Titan Python has arrived, quickly dig the parcel out from the soil and hand it to me…”
When everyone saw the extremely strange delivery method of the Paradise Shopping Cart,
they rushed forward, saying:
“Brother Zhao Rong, before this, we’ve seen the delivery methods from the Paradise Shopping Cart, like coming through the sky, from the soil, or through a space-time tunnel, but today, why is the Paradise Shopping Cart delivering from the soil?”
Zhao Rong smiled and explained to everyone, saying:
“Miss Lili, Beauty Yu Lan, Beauty Xuelian, Assistant, you might not know, the Paradise Shopping Cart has various ways of delivering parcels, but every time they choose the most convenient method, since we’re in a cave now, they can only deliver from the soil…”
Listening to Zhao Rong, Miss Lili, full of imagination, said:
“Brother Zhao Rong, I think the Paradise Shopping Cart surely employs many earth-related creatures for delivery, otherwise how could our parcel suddenly emerge from the soil…”
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