Novel Full Chapter 344: Success!
Chapter 344: Chapter 344: Success!
Vir’s miraculous operation—
It could be said that it completely crashed the world.
Everyone was utterly dumbfounded.
This guy…
It’s like he’s playing with something entirely new, something so fresh…
So fresh that their brains couldn’t even process it!
What the hell was this?!
Is this the war program they were watching?!
Who the hell changed the channel when they weren’t looking?!
In the blink of an eye, it went from a war movie to… this?!
And with adult toys and corpses at that?!
Just what the hell are you trying to pull here?!
If even the bystanders were like this…
The scene on the battlefield was even more explosive.
Whitebeard’s mustache nearly fell off in shock.
Marco’s head was practically balding from the stress.
They waited all this time, and this is what they get?
They were ready to entrust everything to this guy—
And now he throws a wild card like this?
Trying to ease our sorrows by traumatizing us?
Sure, they believed he could heal.
Believed this was a form of treatment.
But did he have to make it so damn gruesome?
Does this look like healing to you?
It doesn’t, right?!
This was supposed to be a proper war broadcast—
How the hell did it end up like this?
Nearby, Bullet, with his monstrous physical strength, and Garp, who wasn’t far away—
Both of them lost their footing and fell flat on the spot.
After all that buildup…
This is how that thing is supposed to be used?!
If not you, then who the hell would use it like that?
Who would even think of that?!
How does this count as treatment?
Slapping it right onto the patient’s face—
What benefit does that have?
Moisturizing? Hydration?
Isn’t this just a tad too abstract?!
Even Bullet couldn’t help but facepalm.
He couldn’t even bear to look.
The others weren’t faring much better.
Sengoku’s face darkened.
Akainu’s eyes bulged.
Aokiji’s brow furrowed.
Even Chaton couldn’t stop shaking his head.
This operation was truly maxed out in absurdity.
After Ace’s face returned to normal, Vir had already examined him.
Not a single wound remained.
For the burns, he used the same medicine that healed Magellan—
The results were top-notch.
No internal damage either.
Probably because, like Luffy, Ace had some crazy recovery power.
Otherwise, his fight with Blackbeard would’ve left some damage.
Once Vir confirmed everything was fine—
He immediately grabbed the key item—
And slammed it right onto Ace’s head.
Ace (inside the toy): Mmmph—! Mmmph mmph mmph…! Mmmph mmmph…!
As the toy drew closer and closer—
Ace was completely losing it!
Oh shit oh shit oh shit—!
Bro bro bro—!
This isn’t funny, man!
Big bro! My dude! Boss!
What’s even the point of reviving me like this?!
My body’s alive, but my soul just wants to move to another planet!
[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You’ve earned 200,000 negative points!]
[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You’ve earned 300,000 negative points!]
Same as before—
The closer Ace got, the more points exploded out of him.
The growth rate was still impressive.
Vir could only sigh in admiration—
As expected of the Pirate King’s son.
Truly built different!
But no matter how much Ace struggled—
He could only watch helplessly as he drew closer…
Soon.
Contact!
Vir felt something transferring.
Just as he thought everything was going smoothly—
He made a startling discovery.
Ace’s soul wasn’t moving!
It was stuck!
What the hell?!
Was Ace too big?!
Couldn’t get out?!
No way.
If that were the case, this thing wouldn’t be so damn expensive.
You get what you pay for—it couldn’t be this scammy.
Did he have to manually intervene?!
But even that wouldn’t work.
He needed direct contact with Ace’s head.
Otherwise, it was impossible.
Using Observation Haki, he quickly found the issue.
It was that damn Flame-Flame Fruit devil.
That little bastard must’ve been fighting Ace for the exit.
Well, not fighting—
More like they were both being pulled at the same time.
Now the two of them were jammed in there.
Goddammit.
What now?!
He couldn’t just touch it.
Hell, he couldn’t even reach it.
In that case… the only option was—
Rub it a bit.
Yeah.
That should work.
A little friction, and one of them should pop out, right?
Free one, and both get freed.
With that in mind—
Vir didn’t waste a second.
He grabbed the toy and started moving it back and forth.
[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You’ve earned 300,000 negative points!]
[Ding!…]
Ace was floored.
He thought this was already Vir’s limit—
But no…
Vir had no limit!
No limit at all!
Now he was rubbing it?!
You’ve lost your damn mind!
LOST IT!!!
Ace, watching his own face get rubbed against himself—
His psyche was shattered.
But the devil next to him wasn’t having a great time either.
It was practically getting squeezed to death…
Spotting the devil, Ace tried to distract himself by talking to it.
To his surprise—
The little thing actually responded…
Meanwhile, outside—
The pot had not only been stirred—it had exploded!
“H-H-He’s rubbing it now! This is too brutal!”
“Just rub… rub…”
“What the hell is this guy even trying to do?! What kind of grudge is this?!”
“Isn’t it obvious? He’s washing his face! Genius, pure genius!”
“Washing his face?! Don’t be stupid! He’s clearly filling him with water! Any second now, his stomach’s gonna bloat!”
The crowd was losing it!
The scene was as explosive as it could get.
Vir, who had already hard-locked the world once, did it again a minute later!
Men covered their faces.
Women covered their mouths.
Garp, who had just gotten up from his earlier fall—
Took one look and immediately face-planted back onto the same rock.
Whitebeard’s face lost all color.
He nearly turned as pale as his own beard.
Marco, mid-flight—
Got his wings tangled and ate dirt right then and there.
The sheer absurdity of what this inhuman creature was doing—
Made him forget how to fly for a second.
If this side was like that—
Sabo’s situation was even worse.
In the office, Dragon, seated at the front—
Had already closed his eyes.
He was massaging his temples furiously, as if trying to erase the memory of what he’d just seen…
Koala had been holding it together—
But now…
She could only turn away, her face burning…
That sight… was not something you could watch for long.
As for Sabo—
His fists were clenched so tightly they creaked.
His killing intent had practically solidified.
That bastard—!
He was dead!
Sabo’s teeth ground together audibly.
It was painfully clear just how much he was struggling.
Dr. Rai, who had been standing beside him earlier—
Had already moved behind him.
Ready to catch him the second he passed out and start treatment immediately.
Meanwhile, at the center of the battlefield—
Vir suddenly heard a “Squelch!”—
And his face immediately broke into a grin.
Yes!
Success!
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