Chapter 628 - 311: Saving Lives Requires Boy’s Urine? The College Guy Instantly Turns Red!

As Li Jiyuan finished his wish, a light blue panel slowly appeared above his head.

[Gender: Male]

[Occupation: Student]

[Name: Li Jiyuan]

[Wish: Hope my dog sons stay safe]

[Unorthodox wish-fulfilling method: Mix Changchun Temple incense ash with virgin urine, and consume immediately!]

[Wish cost: One month of blindness and loss of taste]

Seeing the content on the panel, Ning An couldn’t help but chuckle.

"There’s hope." Ning An composed his expression and looked at Li Jiyuan: "Get the incense ash from my temple, mix it with virgin urine into a pill, and consume."

Li Jiyuan was grateful as if receiving a pardon:

"I’ll have a courier fetch the incense ash right away! Virgin urine... virgin urine..."

He suddenly stalled, his ears turning red.

The livestream chat quickly caught on and exploded with activity.

"Oh ho! A virgin! Are there still any around these days?"

"The guy is blushing! His roommate is saved hahaha!"

"Virgin urine? Can this really save a life? Don’t mislead me, I’m not well-read!"

"Don’t doubt it upstairs, the Little Daoist’s incense ash is divine, the virgin urine is just a catalyst!"

Ning An stifled a laugh: "Layman, saving a life is more important, face can be put aside for now."

The boy gritted his teeth and spoke with determination: "I-I’m still... a virgin!"

After speaking, he nearly buried his head in his collar.

The livestream immediately went wild.

"Moved to tears! Such deep friendship! I’m crying!"

"Brother, don’t be afraid! My roommate last year broke his leg climbing over a wall to buy me fever medicine, what’s this compared to that!"

"Spread the word! The guy just announced he’s a virgin live!"

"Haha, this guy is too adorable, his roommate is lucky!"

Ning An lightly coughed to suppress his laughter: "Alright, kindly... gather materials on the spot."

The school doctor nearby, chuckling silently, handed over an empty mineral water bottle.

The boy, with trembling hands, took it and headed to the bathroom with a somber determination.

He had a vibe of "The wind is cold at Yi River, the brave man goes but won’t return."

The livestream audience only heard the soft trickling of water, the comments flooded with messages of "protection" and "hahahaha."

"This scene is too much to watch!"

"The dude: For my roommate, I’m going all out!"

"If this roommate finds out the truth when he wakes up, will he be moved to tears?"

"..."

By the time the incense ash was delivered, the boy, clutching a bottle with a murky liquid, clumsily added the incense ash, mixed, and rolled it into a black-brown pill.

"Brother, I apologize..."

He pinched his nose and handed the pill to the nearby school doctor: "Immortal sister, my brother’s life is in your hands!"

The school doctor’s hand trembled as she held the pill: "Can I post this on Douyin?"

Soon after.

"Blood pressure is rising! Blood oxygen levels are stable!"

Upon seeing the data on the instruments, the accompanying medical staff exclaimed in surprise.

As the dog sons all woke up, Li Jiyuan rushed to the bedside, crying and laughing: "You idiots! Daring to eat Polygonum multiflorum! You scared me to death, do you know that..."

However, before he could finish, a young man on the hospital bed suddenly sat up: "Where’s my phone? Huh? Why are the lights off?"

"The lights aren’t off." Ning An said leisurely, "For the next month, you won’t be able to see or taste, that’s the price you have to pay."

Silence descended all around.

Suddenly, that roommate groped and grabbed Li Jiyuan’s hand: "Bro! I haven’t done my Genshin dailies! Help me with my stamina!"

"Do them yourself!" Li Jiyuan roared, "Do you know what I sacrificed to save your lives!"

Soon, lunch was delivered.

"Bro, help me get some food!" The Genshin roommate fumbled for chopsticks, looking innocent.

Li Jiyuan rolled his eyes: "There’s a bowl of white rice in front of you, what food do you want!"

The Genshin roommate protested: "How was I supposed to know! I can’t see!"

Li Jiyuan sighed, picked up a piece of braised pork, and popped it into his mouth: "Taste this, it’s your favorite braised pork!"

The Genshin roommate chewed twice, frowning: "Why is it flavorless?"

"No kidding, you’ve lost your taste too!" Li Jiyuan said irritably.

The livestream comments roared with laughter.

"Hahaha, this roommate is so pitiful!"

"Daoist Master, can you make his recovery faster? This is too hard to bear!"

"This guy will probably gain ten pounds after a month!"

...

Star River Middle School.

At this time, a group of senior high school students were marching towards the cafeteria.

It was lunchtime, and quite a few students were still eating inside the cafeteria.

Seeing the aggressive seniors, everyone’s eyes naturally gathered over.

Song Zhuofan took a quick stride to the nearest window, pointing to a dish:

"One braised tomato brisket, one potato and chicken, and a small bowl of rice."

The cafeteria lady was thoroughly engrossed in chatting with the lady next to her, spittle flying.

Hearing his request, without turning her head, she picked up a tray, scooped a spoonful from the dish.

Then, using her family’s inherited techniques, her hand trembled as she wielded the spoon, finally plopping some tomatoes and potatoes onto the rice.

The entire process took less than half a minute, she didn’t even look at Song Zhuofan.

Her mouth never paused, continuing her lively conversation with the lady next to her, saliva spraying everywhere.

Song Zhuofan just stood there, did not take the tray.

After a moment, the cafeteria lady finally noticed something was wrong, turned her head and frowned:

"Why aren’t you taking your tray to eat!"

Song Zhuofan smiled and pointed to the tray: "What did you serve me, what is this?"

The cafeteria lady replied as if nothing was amiss: "Braised tomato brisket, potato chicken, are you blind!"

Song Zhuofan directly let out a cold laugh, using chopsticks to stir the watery soup:

"Come on, tell me, where’s the meat? The meat in the braised tomato brisket and potato chicken?"

Probably because she was used to bullying students with no resistance, she didn’t expect anyone to talk back.

So, when faced with Song Zhuofan’s retort, she was at a loss for words.