Chapter 621 - 307: The Cafeteria Food Is Worse Than Pig Slop—Can I Wish the Lunch Lady a One-Way Trip to Heaven? (Part 3)

The whole classroom was buzzing non-stop, everyone was terrified of Master Extinction.

As the class monitor, Li Xuan naturally knew the school cafeteria’s food was terribly awful, but now that the task was on him, he couldn’t avoid it.

Caught in a dilemma, he could only brace himself and walk to the podium, clearing his throat:

"Ahem, ahem, is there any classmate willing to go to the cafeteria tomorrow morning to help the cafeteria ladies?"

This sentence was like a splash of water hitting hot oil, instantly sparking strong resistance among the students.

"Whoever loves to go can go, as for me, I won’t go even if you beat me to death. Saying it’s to help the cafeteria ladies sounds nice, but in reality, it’s sacrificing our sleep time to mess with pig food, pfft!"

"Exactly, exactly, what’s Master Extinction thinking? If she likes the cafeteria food so much, why doesn’t she go help?"

"Don’t look at me, I won’t go even if you beat me to death, it’d be better for Master Extinction to finish me off!"

"..."

Hearing the strong resistance from everyone, Li Xuan showed a hint of helplessness on his face.

He had already anticipated this scene.

He then fixed his gaze on his steadfast friends, with a look of plea and expectation: "Brother Hou!"

The boy called Brother Hou shivered instantly, warily shouting:

"Don’t force me!"

Having no choice, Li Xuan turned his gaze to another steadfast friend, his tone indescribably gentle and sweet: "Brother Gou!"

Brother Gou also shuddered, shaking his head like a rattle:

"I’m currently on Chinese medicine, avoiding food for a while."

Seeing the reactions of these two steadfast friends, Li Xuan sighed inwardly.

But he couldn’t blame anyone for this.

Normally, in a regular school, helping the cafeteria ladies to get yourself more dishes is perfectly normal.

But the problem lies in the fact that the food at their school’s cafeteria is worse than pig food!

Giving up your sleep time and then making pig food...

No sane person would want to do this!

Thinking of this, Li Xuan felt another headache coming on and sighed:

"Well, in that case, let’s draw lots to see who goes tomorrow."

Drawing lots was supposed to be a fair method, purely based on luck, no one could blame anyone.

But the students in the class were still obviously unwilling.

"Oh no, even if I get drawn, I can’t go, I’m feeling unwell, I feel a bit nauseous."

"Oh, I’ve been feeling unwell these days, especially when I see the cafeteria, I can’t help but want to vomit. Vomiting is minor, but I’m afraid I won’t be able to hold it in and puke into the food during cooking, that’ll be a sin."

"Yeah, I feel the same, don’t know why, just feel nauseous at the sight of food, I’m also worried if I’ll be adding food for the whole school, that wouldn’t be good."

"..."

Looking at the noisy crowd below, Li Xuan slammed the table:

"Alright, alright, since that’s the case, there’s only one plan."

???

Seeing everyone’s confused faces looking at him, Li Xuan lowered his voice and said:

"I’ll go persuade the students from all classes to go on strike right now, to alarm the principal to improve the student cafeteria so they make good food!"

"Who is willing to rebel with me?"

As soon as these words fell, the classroom instantly became silent, pin-drop silence.

Then, a burst of strong cheers erupted.

"Raise the flag of revolt!"

"Yes! In ancient times, there were kings, generals, and ministers, is there a specific lineage for them? If they can do it, we can too!"

"Exactly, all we want is for the cafeteria food to taste better, or at least make it for human consumption, what’s wrong with that!"

"We must show the school something, serving us pig food every day, don’t they know what happened to the president of Korea!"

"..."

Watching the enthusiastic crowd below, Li Xuan pressed down his hands, striking while the iron is hot:

"Classmates, wait for me! I’ll be right back!"