Chapter 605 - 300: The Daoist Master’s Return from Wandering, Only to Find His Daoist Temple Demolished

"I’ll damn your eighteen generations of ancestors!"

"Dig out your family’s coffin boards, and I’ll grind your ancestors’ bones to dust!"

"I’ve been practicing Taoism here for seventy, eighty years, lived here for seventy, eighty years, and you damn well tell me I need a ticket to go home!"

"Damn you ***! I’ll *** you ****!"

In an instant, whether it was the security guards nearby or the onlookers, everyone was dumbfounded.

The mix of the nation’s cultural expressions and various relatives with profanities made sense despite the chaos and crudeness.

Don’t be fooled by Li Daocheng’s age of over eighty, when he starts cursing, his voice is as strong as ever!

He doesn’t even need to catch his breath!

This contrasting scene attracted more and more people to gather around, intending originally to enjoy the chaos, but found themselves increasingly stunned.

It’s not that the Daoist Master doesn’t curse, it’s just that nobody can withstand his cultural expressions!

A few young folks rushed over and were perplexed by the scene.

Before they could figure out what was going on, viewers of the live stream burst with excitement.

"Holy shit! Amazing! I’ve always heard that Daoists curse really foully, but never seen it. Now I’ve heard it, and it’s true!"

"Too strong! I’ve been online for eighteen years, mastering the art of banter, but compared to him, I’m just a rookie."

"Even if the village shrew comes, she’d be rendered speechless by the Daoist Master. You just can’t out-curse him."

"Otherwise, how do you think Daoists convinced people in ancient times? Not just with their skills but also with their words!"

"Daoist Master, cursing so fluently, it’s satisfying, so satisfying!"

"..."

Not just in the live stream, the crowd at the scene was also buzzing.

Everyone was in awe of the old Daoist Master’s deep literary skills, cursing for half an hour without repeating a single profanity!

After venting, Li Daocheng turned and asked:

"Do I need a ticket?"

The nearby security guard had long been cursed into a dark expression, gritted his teeth and said:

"Can’t you be reasonable? This is company policy, what’s the point of making this difficult for us?"

And just at this moment, someone in the crowd exclaimed.

"Isn’t this the old Daoist Master from Qing Daoist Temple? He’s still alive!"

One shout resulted in a thousand ripples!

Soon, villagers nearby rushed over, shouting excitedly.

"Old Daoist Master, you’re alive, that’s great, Heaven has eyes, you should live to a hundred!"

"Wow, when I came here to offer incense as a child, it was this old Daoist Master who received me. I didn’t expect after more than ten years, he still looks the same, not a trace of aging."

"Brother security guard, you’ve made a mistake. This old Daoist Master lived here before, surely he shouldn’t be charged a ticket."

"..."

The security guard stuck out his neck, flushed face, yet still firm in his position:

"I’ve never seen him, so I definitely can’t let him in."

"Besides, it’s the company that pays me, I can’t lose my job over someone unrelated, please be reasonable."

Upon hearing this, Li Daocheng realized his own issue and apologized:

"Sorry, the old Daoist was too agitated just now."

Then Li Daocheng asked: "Which company are you from?"

The young security guard said: "Hengdu Group."

Upon hearing the name, Li Daocheng glared, his anger flared:

"Dammit! I refused to sell the Daoist Temple to him back then, this brat is playing dirty with me!"

Upon hearing this, viewers of the live stream were first taken aback, then burst into laughter.

"Can’t catch my breath laughing, Daoist Master goes out for a pilgrimage, and when he returns, the spring is stolen, it’s simply laughable."

"Oh come on, this kind of thing happens all the time, like that Northeast old Daoist who jumped into a well, wasn’t it because his Daoist Temple was forcibly demolished."

"Indeed, even Qing Dynasty’s last Emperor Pu Yi needs a ticket to return home, hahahaha."

"..."

The female security guard wasn’t as easygoing, directly impatiently said:

"Hurry up, buy a ticket if you want to go in, otherwise put on a monk’s robe, and if you’re a monk, I’ll let you in."

Damn it!

Li Daocheng exploded in anger, enough is enough, even grandpa couldn’t bear it!

In front of a Daoist, suggesting he wear a monk’s robe, who can tolerate that?

"Say that one more time!"

Li Daocheng slapped his palm on the iron turnstile.

Bam!

Despite being made of high-strength stainless steel, the turnstile shattered like tofu under Li Daocheng’s slap.

Nearby security guards, not to mention the surrounding onlookers, instantly shivered.

Viewers of the live stream involuntarily shivered as well.

"Oh my God! If I’m not mistaken, that machine is made of stainless steel, right? And just one slap, it shattered? Even slapping tofu can’t be this easy!"

"Huh? This thing, it must have cut corners, right? How is this possible?"

"Buddy, get real, even if it cut corners, it’s still steel. With flesh and bone alone, dreaming of shattering it with a slap!"

"I feel like if he slapped me, I’d sleep like a baby."

"Not just sleep like a baby. If lucky, you might reincarnate before your grandpa’s generation, and next life your grandpa might call you bro."

"Turns out the official video released earlier was true! Even if the video was from the official source, I didn’t believe it, but now I kinda do, what else is hidden!"