Chapter 207: The Antonym of Cold War

Chapter 207: Chapter 207: The Antonym of Cold War

"One more thing... Orochimaru, you can go find White Zetsu now. That body with no rejection reaction can also be used as material for Edo Tensei."

"But didn’t you say before that there’s a very powerful gatekeeper BOSS over there? Could it be..."

"Exactly, the person who’s going to perform the sex-change surgery on you is that gatekeeper BOSS. So he’s very strong; don’t be an idiot and wake him up again."

"I understand, I won’t be an idiot."

"Additionally, when the job is done, I’ll give you a pair of Sharingan to play with. Also, there’s ōnoki’s body; you can take it for Edo Tensei. You can also research his Dust Release while you’re at it."

"ōnoki? You mean the Third Tsuchikage?"

"That’s right, I just killed him not long ago."

Orochimaru felt a bit of a cold sweat. How could this girl talk about killing a Tsuchikage like she was talking about killing a chicken?

"Then thank you for the supply."

Kano hung up the Phone Snake and put it back in the jar. Now Kano was thinking about how to bring Obito out of the Kamui Dimension. Kano could swap herself out using Shadow Exchange, but the sleeping Obito couldn’t.

Kano had also tried using the Shadow Prison Pool Technique to carry living creatures, but they would inexplicably die. So that method wouldn’t work; she had to find another way.

The most reliable way would be to use Obito’s or Kakashi-sensei’s Sharingan to open a door and pull him out. But Kakashi-sensei didn’t know how to use it yet, Kano herself was afraid of pain and didn’t want to gouge out her own eyeballs, and she couldn’t trust anyone else.

She would think of other methods later.

Since there was still half an hour of cooldown left, she decided to change her clothes and take a stroll through Konoha Village.

Kano bought some snacks in Konoha Village to bring back to Shikamaru and the others, and she happened to run into Kakashi, who had just returned from a mission.

"Yo, Kakashi-sensei, do you want a wife?"

"Kano, you actually dare to come back!"

As soon as Kakashi saw it was Kano, his anger flared up. That night, he had been ready to agree, but then Kano drugged him along with Mei Terumī, forcing them into mutual affection.

Even though she pushed all the blame onto Sasuke, if he thought about it carefully, how could Sasuke have the brains to drug him!

"Don’t get excited, I’m here to tell you some good news."

"What good news? Don’t tell me you’re looking for another wife for me. I’ve already promised Mei Terumī; I won’t be unfaithful."

"Oh, just take her as a concubine then, it’s no big deal."

"Where did you trick another woman from this time?"

"It’s not a woman yet, but it will be in a little while."

"Huh? What does that mean?"

"Don’t worry about the details. What’s important is that when you see this person, you’ll definitely be moved to tears!"

"Are you sure I’ll be moved and not terrified?" Kakashi didn’t want to continue discussing such character-damaging matters with Kano, so he changed the subject: "By the way, you ran off so early. What was that intel about my old friend you promised me?"

"Ah, that. That intel is already outdated. That old friend of yours is the new wife I’m preparing for you."

"WTF, Kano, what are you trying to do? I’m warning you, don’t do anything excessive to my friend!"

Kakashi immediately grew anxious. Although he didn’t know who that old friend was, he felt that ’will be a woman soon’ definitely didn’t sound like a good thing.

"Don’t worry, what I’m doing isn’t that excessive. At least I’ve experienced it myself; you’ll get used to it after a while. Besides, compared to what he’s done, I’m already being quite merciful."

"I’ll stop chatting for now. I’m going back to find my brother. When the time comes, I won’t just give you intel; I’ll bring him directly before you. Just look forward to it!"

"Wait—"

Before Kakashi could react, the Kano in front of him turned into a Shadow Ninja.

"Sigh, you really are something, Kano."

Kano swapped positions with a Shadow Ninja near Shikamaru and returned to the group’s carriage.

"I, the Emperor, am back! Did my dear concubines miss me?"

When Ino and Karin saw Kano suddenly emerge from the shadows, they immediately hugged her.

"We missed you, Big Sister!"

"We missed you, Your Majesty~ What delicious things did you bring this time? Hurry up and bring them out."

Kano often used Shadow Exchange to go buy snacks and would bring back treats for everyone. Everyone was used to it and wasn’t startled; instead, they were quite excited to see what good food she had brought back.

"I went to do serious business this time; I didn’t buy any treats."

"Go away then, the love is gone."

"Just kidding. I actually bought small cakes, fruit, and BBQ."

"Oh, I was just joking just now. Kano-chan, I love you the most~ Where are the small cakes?"

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