My Wife Might Be a Saintess
Chapter 685 - 684: Demon Cultivator Mo Yan Is Immortal
Chapter 685: Chapter 684: Demon Cultivator Mo Yan Is Immortal
After You Si safely put Qin Qianning down, he was about to make a move on the still-running Spirit Beast.
But just then, Qianning said sadly, "The apple got crushed. I can’t eat it now, and my brother’s going to be mad at me."
You Si looked at Qianning and handed her the apple from before, as well as a skewer of candied hawthorns. "Here, this is for you."
To be honest, You Si was terrified the moment he offered her the food. He was afraid she would refuse.
He wasn’t a "clean" person. No one would think that something he’d been carrying was edible.
But he had taken great care to preserve the apple and the candied hawthorns. He guaranteed they were safe to eat.
He just didn’t know if anyone would believe him.
Qianning shook her head. "I can’t. My brother doesn’t let me take food from other people."
You Si was a little disappointed.
Still, he said, "You gave me the apple, and... and I’m giving you the candied hawthorns. Doesn’t that make us even?"
Qin Qianning looked at You Si. "Is that how it works?"
You Si nodded.
Qin Qianning accepted the candied hawthorns. "I’ll eat it then?"
After getting his nod of approval, Qin Qianning didn’t hold back, smiling as she ate. It was her first time trying candied hawthorns.
"Oh, right, what’s your—" Qin Qianning had wanted to ask for his name, but when she looked up, he was already gone.
Su Qi saw that You Si had hidden himself again, but this time, he was biting into the apple.
His eyes looked red-rimmed.
Just then, Su Qi felt his perspective pulling back, rising until he was high above the town. There, he discovered that Qin Tian had been watching everything from above all along.
A moment later, the video vanished. When Su Qi came to his senses, he found that he was still at the town entrance; he hadn’t taken a single step inside.
Su Qi couldn’t help but remark, "So that’s how they met? Talk about puppy love."
’If Jingyue heard that, she’d definitely roll her eyes. What a weird thing to focus on.’
’Jingyue, on the other hand, would probably just think about how cute little girls are.’
At that moment, Jingyue was walking along a mountain path. Now that the video had ended, she could proceed to her destination without any further distractions.
Still, she was a bit curious. ’What do candied hawthorns taste like? I’ve never had them before, either.’
’I’ll have that little complainer buy some for me another day.’
’The Tofu Boss has started cooking meals recently. I wonder if he makes candied hawthorns.’
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Qing Lian also awoke at this time.
"I’m sorry to have troubled you, fellow Daoist," Fairy Qing Lian said apologetically.
Blade Master Hai Bian shook his head. "It was no trouble at all. Compared to the other Daoists in the group, Fairy Qing Lian, you’re a breath of fresh air."
’Mo Yan is the prime example. Especially just now—she actually claimed she was roasting a Dragon Egg.’
’The nerve of that woman!’
’I just hope Liuyue Xue will be alright, sticking with her.’
’He figured Chi Xue Child wouldn’t be going anywhere near them again.’
’Right now, he’d do anything to stay far away from Mo Yan.’
And he was right. Mo Yan was roasting the Dragon Egg.
She had collected a lot of firewood, piled it all around the Dragon Egg, and had even started the fire.
Mo Yan was just waiting to see if it would cook through.
However, Liuyue Xue was sitting on top of the Dragon Egg. ’It wouldn’t be good if I ended up roasting Liuyue Xue too,’ Mo Yan thought.
’I don’t eat people, after all.’
’But waking Liuyue Xue up right now is definitely not an option. She’d absolutely stop me from roasting the Dragon Egg.’
Mo Yan looked at Liuyue Xue meditating with her eyes closed atop the Dragon Egg and recalled what had happened.
They had wandered around the area and found no potential dangers.
Then Liuyue Xue had said that since there was no danger, she would stay here and try to comprehend the Longevity Dragon.
She might be able to gain some insight.
There was no way Mo Yan would do something like that. But the moment she realized that Liuyue Xue being busy comprehending meant she could do whatever she wanted, she had agreed instantly.
’Comprehension? That’s not nearly as satisfying as eating.’
So, the moment Liuyue Xue started her meditation, Mo Yan started roasting the Dragon Egg.
’By the time Liuyue Xue wakes up, I might have already finished eating the whole thing.’
’Liuyue Xue is so straight-laced.’
Seeing Liuyue Xue sitting on the Dragon Egg, she snuck up and took a photo.
It was just a simple photo of Liuyue Xue sitting on the egg.
Then she posted it on her social media feed:
The #1 Beauty of the Daoist Cultivators, hatching an egg.
The air in this new Secret Realm is so fresh. Much better than the smell of makeup on our Demon Cultivator Saintess’s face.
Anyway, what do you all think of when you see this picture?
Let’s play an idiom game.
I’ll start: "Throwing an egg against a stone." (The idiom for a futile effort).
Oh, right. I forgot that Cultivators are usually a bunch of uncultured illiterates.
So lonely.
[Image of Liuyue Xue attached]
After posting, Mo Yan smugly put her phone away and went back to adding firewood.
As she added wood to the fire, Mo Yan couldn’t help but hum a little tune. "Roast and toast, a Dragon Egg to fry. After it’s cooked, I’ll take a bite, wow! Demon Cultivator Mo Yan will live for all time!"
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The moment Mo Yan’s post went up, many people saw it.
Master Mo Yan looked completely resigned. ’So, where has Mo Yan run off to this time?’
He’d found out that Mo Yan had gone to the Daoist Cultivators’ territory. She was always so busy, running all over the world.
’But what could he possibly think of after seeing that picture?’
’The thought of Mo Yan getting beaten black and blue?’
’Why can’t she ever learn her lesson?’
’Has she ever stopped to calculate how much she’s spent on medical bills in the last two months alone?’
Meanwhile, in Demon Cultivator Nan Xuan’s room, Witch Dan Xue instantly flew into a rage. The small flower in her hair even bloomed.
Demon Cultivator Nan Xuan asked curiously, "What’s wrong?"
Witch Dan Xue said, "Master, Demon Cultivator Mo Yan has gone too far! I’m going to find her."
"What has she done now?" Demon Cultivator Nan Xuan sighed internally.
"See for yourself." Witch Dan Xue then held her phone out in front of Demon Cultivator Nan Xuan.
After looking at it, Demon Cultivator Nan Xuan said to Witch Dan Xue, "Come a little closer. Let your master have a sniff."
Witch Dan Xue: "..."
Then, Witch Dan Xue said, "Master, I’m going to find my senior brother to buy some intel. You just focus on your recovery."
Demon Cultivator Nan Xuan didn’t say anything, merely nodding.
She had a feeling her worries were about to come true, and that was not a good thing at all.
And of course, it had to involve Demon Cultivator Mo Yan.
*Sigh.*
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「Holy Land Forbidden Area」
"So, Earth Valley Longyuan is actually your home?" Yue Xi asked Pure Goodness.
"Mm, I grew up there. But now that you mention it, I have forgotten a great many things. I only remember living there, but not with whom.
I also remember practicing my Cultivation there, growing stronger step by step. I ran all over the place, and there was never any danger.
So says my subjective consciousness," Pure Goodness said.
Yue Xi asked, "No danger at all? Were there any Dragons there?"
Pure Goodness nodded. "Yes. There was one particularly ugly Dragon, it looked like a black Loach. I heard its innate talent was incredible. I often taught it how to be a good Dragon.
Later, I even told it the location of a treasure, so it could go and get it when it needed to.
So says my subjective consciousness."
Yue Xi asked curiously, "A treasure? What kind of treasure?"
Pure Goodness shook its head. "I don’t remember. It was supposed to be some kind of ’One Finger’ technique, something incredibly powerful. That Dragon had to guard the place, so I left it for him specifically.
But I left more than just one treasure. There were several. Whoever finds them is just lucky.
In any case, back then I just thought doing that was a lot of fun.
But I feel that Longyuan is very important. I really don’t want to see it get destroyed.
But I can’t remember clearly.
So says my subjective consciousness."
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