My Trash System got a Loophole

Gu Changsheng, a common man with a common 9-to-5 job, living a common life. The best thing about him was his PC with maxed-out stats.

But one rainy day, fate (or rather, Tree-kun) decided to grant him eternal peace... by squashing him into human sauce.

When he woke up again, he found himself in another world, living life once again in an immortal cultivation world.

Determined to become an Immortal Venerable, he started practicing diligently, only to waste 10 years and get nowhere near becoming a real cultivator.

Just when he thought he was destined to be a salted fish, the system finally woke up from its slumber.

『Ding! The Salted Fish System is online.』

『Ding! The Salted Fish System is an automatic cultivation system, cultivating on the host's behalf. The time and point of cultivation can be customized by the host.』

Once again filled with hope, only for the system to cripple him.

But as someone once said, if the front door is an option, do the backdoor!!

And he found out his trash system has an OP loophole.

So what did he do?

He did the loophole *Cough**Cough* I mean, he exploited the loophole!

Through the loophole, he could see others' destined opportunities, making them his own.

『Deep in the mountains, Dong Mulan finds a miraculous spiritual plant but gives it to the cultivator as a return gift.』

『Ye Che finds a 5–Star Artifact up in the mountains.』

『While pooping behind the bushes, Hui Ming finds a hidden stash of gold coins.』

『Chu Feng discovers the dead corpse of a 4–Star Flood Dragon.』

And with this loophole, Gu Changsheng embarks on a resourceful journey.

Making friends here and there, searching for useful opportunities, meeting children of fortune, and even assisting children of fortune in beating up trashy young masters.

As he grew stronger, he also gifted those he looted from, farming a great reputation.

Su Mingyue: Senior Brother Gu is so handsome!

Hui Ming: I only admire Senior Brother Gu!!

Ye Che: My only father is Gu Changsheng!!!

Everyone else:...

While obtaining various opportunities, Gu Changsheng blamed the heavens for their ruthlessness.

Gu Changsheng: The heavens are too ruthless.

Heavenly Tribulation: *Crackle**Boom*

Gu Changsheng: Umm... It wasn't me!! It was that damned system administrator, I swear upon my author's head!!!

Author: You Shi—

Tags: Slow burn | Lighthearted | Not 1000 iq Mc | Child of Heaven | Humour | Immortal Cultivation World | Golden finger | Plundering | Comedy