Chapter 785: Heh! Scared You Shitless, Didn't I? (2)

Chapter 785: Chapter 368: Heh! Scared You Shitless, Didn’t I? (2)

Thankfully in the dream…

Uluru sighed inwardly, while his smile stiffened, more like a forced smile without genuine emotion. He said, “Friend, how much do you know about Happy Town? Can you share a little?”

“Friend, you must be new to our Happy Town, right? Here, it’s the most stable and harmonious place on the entire Order Island. As long as you follow the rules, you can enjoy the most stable and happy life.”

“Hmm?”

Uluru felt something was off, but couldn’t quite pinpoint what was wrong.

“Our residents in Happy Town are all very nice. Everyone is amiable and cheerful; during normal times, they spend when needed, eat when needed, and greet when needed, showing warmth to outsiders, spreading happiness to everyone.”

“Once it’s nighttime, people go home for a good night’s sleep, happily welcoming a new tomorrow. As long as you stay calm and follow the rules, our place is the best on Order Island.”

“!”

Uluru backed away cautiously, his gaze towards Ye Mingqiu changed. At this moment, no matter how little experience he had, he realized something was not right.

The other party’s tone and behavior were exactly the same as the island’s residents, even though they were meeting privately, even though Uluru had already confirmed his outsider status, there was no need for such behavior.

Unless…

He’s caught one of my loopholes!

Is this a deliberate bluff?

Or is it real?

Uluru felt tense, a cold sweat dripped from his forehead. His anxiety stemmed not only from the other party’s words but also from his smile at the moment, a smile identical to that of the island’s residents.

More terrifyingly, at this moment, he was still using Ye Zhaoxia’s name and appearance.

If it were someone else, Uluru would never be this tense, but Ye Zhaoxia’s appearance and name brought him immense pressure.

‘Damn, am I overreacting?’

‘I know there’s a problem, but… I just can’t solve it, it’s a terrible feeling.’

Uluru’s expression was stiff, he seemed somewhat panicked and scared, but those expressions stayed on his face for less than a second, he quickly regained his composure and smiled, “I know, I definitely know, our Happy Town is the best place on Order Island.”

“Why are you afraid?”

Ye Mingqiu suddenly asked, his face full of confusion, as if he was questioning something very bizarre.

Suddenly, Uluru’s heart raced.

“You don’t seem particularly happy.”

Ye Mingqiu rested his chin on one hand, then his smile became brighter, saying, “But don’t worry, I’ll help you sort it out. Steward will help perform a happiness enhancement for you, so you can be as happy as me and fit into our town.”

“!!!”

Uluru felt an explosion of pressure.

Happiness enhancement, no matter how you hear it, doesn’t sound good; there must be some spiritual control type of transformation hidden within. If he really gets processed, he’ll be doomed.

“I’m very happy, I’m truly happy, I can give you 50 Order Points as proof!”

“But…”

Ye Mingqiu seemed to show hesitation, saying skeptically, “My weekly baseline consumption needs to be at least 10,000 Order Points, you can only give me 50 Order Points, how does that prove your happiness? Is your consumption quota sufficient? Are you feeling pressured?”

“Don’t worry, don’t be afraid; our Happy Town has perfect rules to help anyone struggling with their consumption quota optimize it; they’ll guide you to the most suitable place.” Ye Mingqiu said with a smile.

“70 Order Points!”

Uluru continued increasing his offer, as more cold sweat dripped down his forehead, intensifying pressure.

“Oh dear, don’t stress too much, the bathroom in the room is over there, you can go first, then I’ll report to Steward and the matter will be resolved quickly,” Ye Mingqiu said.

“80 Order Points.”

Uluru took a deep breath, fully understanding the underlying meaning of the other’s words.

‘Young man, scared to the point of wetting your pants? Time to offer more money!’

Although he felt humiliated, he had been caught at a disadvantage, unable to retaliate; if he got eliminated directly, the loss would be too big, he couldn’t accept it.

“Hmm…”

Ye Mingqiu seemed to ponder, looking at Uluru before him, saying, “Alright then, but this is a testament of our friendship, not a deliberate extortion; you must mark it as a voluntary gift, or I won’t accept it.”

‘Voluntary gift as well?!’

Uluru felt more devastated; the other party was giving him no chance, and whether he can survive here depends on the other’s face.

After all, if he dared to demand it meant he had recordings; as long as he had recordings, he had means to blackmail him, so to avoid future threats, he must ensure the other has no hidden tricks.

But how can this be done?

That’s a dilemma!

“Fine, I agree, I hope you won’t make things difficult for me for the sake of our friendship,” Uluru said with a tense smile.

“How could I? You really are joking, the residents of our Happy Town are symbols of sunshine, cheerfulness, and kindness, you should be well aware of that, right?” Ye Mingqiu said, patting his shoulder.

“Ah, right, right.”

“Hmm?”

“That’s certainly true, people from Happy Town are the kindest, especially someone like you, you’re practically the kindest person in this world,” Uluru smiled awkwardly, looking more like he was crying than laughing.