My Pick Up Artist System

As the blue light dissipated from the bathroom, Ben opened his eyes and looked into his hands to discover...a yellow scroll.

[Catnip Formation(Magical Skill Scroll, Consumable, Fine) x1 - Choose a fixed 10x10 foot area to increase the chance of females approaching it for 1 hour]

After reading the description, Ben felt it wasn't bad at all. Seeing how the 20 guys used the VIP section in Latrine to such powerful effect, he recognized the benefit of formations. That even went double for public places with many competitors like clubs. After all, there was a reason every xianxia included formations, and it wasn't only because it was on the list of cliches to check off…although that was 90% of it…

Having finished reviewing the changes to his system, Ben decided it was time to leave the bathroom, since he'd finished showering a while ago and believed Fariq must've thought he was in there finessing the gremlin…

He was right. That is what Fariq thought...but that was fine because it wasn't the first time…

Walking out of the restroom and choosing clothes he'd wear, Ben anticipated the next few days with a smile. It was the weekend now. That meant no school and no work until Monday so he could relax. On top of that, he had a delivery coming tonight that he was very much looking forward to. It was a special package, and the delivery girl had been bugging him non-stop to bring it over and watch as he signed it himself.

Of course, this was a run-down and beat to sh*t euphemism for a hook-up…

Yet, it was still in play because you couldn't spell p*ssy without UPS…

As for the identity of this delivery girl? It was the beauty blowing up his phone every time he checked it, the pink-haired anime-girl, and blowjob goddess—Katie.

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*Ding* *Dong*

Hearing the doorbell ring, Ben smirked as he approached the front door. Fariq had left and given him some private time tonight that Ben believed wouldn't be interrupted by a Domino's agent...

Knowing he could take off his armor, even if for one evening, put Ben in a good mood...and soon, his mood improved further.

When he opened the door, there she was...the pink-headed beauty with a lollipop in her mouth. She held her pink handbag with both hands in front of her, as it bounced from side to side, moving with her body as she rotated her hips back and forth. And when she saw Ben, the rotations became faster and faster...soon reaching a staggering speed as her eyes broadened and she smiled wide.

"Mmm!" She dove into his chest! Hugging him tightly!

Ben was a bit overwhelmed, but he brushed her hair, as he checked her statuses.

[Target's current attraction level: fangirl]

[Target's current comfort level: soulmate]

[Target's current love level: enraptured(+1)]

He blinked. Attraction and comfort didn't reduce, as he expected, since the love status locked them in, but there was something surprising. 'The love level even increased? How's that possible when we haven't seen each other?'

"I missed you so much…" Katie mumbled into his shirt. Then, she looked up at him, resting her chin on his chest. "Did you miss me?"

"Of course." He smiled.

That made her so happy that she opened her eyes wide again, and jumped! Wrapping her legs around his waist!

It caught Ben off guard, but...he managed to keep his balance. Cupping her ass with both hands, he carried her inside as her arms wrapped around his neck and her head buried into his shoulder.

*Sniff* *Sniff* *Sniff* She sniffed him all over with loud exaggerated mannerisms like a cat... 

When she finished, she only maintained a bright smile as she gazed at him with her pretty eyes…

Soon, Ben sat down on his bed with her on top of him, not wanting to stand like that all day since he never did curls without a squat rack…

From there, she hung onto him as the two began chatting. Ben knew Katie needed a lot of attention. At times, it was even exhausting texting her so much. Yet, when he saw her, he felt it was worth it, because she was really a pleasure to be around.

"Did you manage to avoid all the beards on the way here?" He asked with a playful expression.

Katie replied in a serious manner though. "Mmm, I was very careful. I took a detour if I got the slightest sense of potential bearditude…" 

She stared at him like a child who was reporting to her father. Then, she glanced down... "Why'd it take you so long to see me?"

After blinking a moment, Ben sighed. "Too much going on with the plo— I mean…too many things have been happening recently. I had a bunch of exams, and even got promoted at work." Hearing this news, Katie's eyes lit up, and she began asking him all sorts of questions. He answered them one at a time, trying his best to make it sound like he went to an all-boys school and worked at a sausage factory…

She also told him about her days. Katie didn't go to school. When he asked her about it, she said she liked the otaku stuff so felt it would be better to work at her parents' shop. In her words, university seemed too stuffy. 

Ben thought it sounded a bit frivolous, but in truth, it didn't seem like a bad deal to him. Who wouldn't want to enjoy themselves while waiting to inherit their family's manga shop? This was the otaku dream!

As Katie was telling him about a recent anime she watched, he noticed her glance down. Then, out of nowhere, she stood up off of him, and got down on her knees…as she continued giving him her review of the anime.

"The characters were interesting. At first, it all focused on the MC but later, the side-characters got a lot of development." She unbuttoned his jeans…

"They're funny and unique, and the plot's addicting, and there's a cute mascot." She lowered his jeans to his ankles…

"The best parts though…are the action scenes." She looked up into his eyes, smiled, and moved her head forward…

Breathing heavy, Ben stared at this in delight. 'This is the best f*cking review I've ever heard.'

…

At this rate, Anime-Planet and MyAnimeList would soon be out of business…

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*Author's Note: I added a new artwork of Katie in the comments. More on the discord including new R-18 art and animated GIFs of her upcoming scene in the next chapter - https://discord.gg/xkkQZCCCuh (case-sensitive).