My Pick Up Artist System

As all three of them got dressed, Camila was pouting, still upset that Ben finished inside her. She looked at him. "Don't you realize I can get pregnant now?"

He thought about making up some excuse to let her know that it wouldn't happen, but then…nah.

He shrugged. 'Fuck it. Let her take a Plan B pill. She deserves it…'

Camila soon left in a hurry to go to the pharmacy, leaving Ben and Miyuki to talk. He was reviewing his camera footage, having captured some artistic footage during the sex also, when Miyuki addressed him. "Benjamin-kun, shouldn't I also worry about getting pregnant?" Although it was irresponsible, she'd been busy with various things since the last time they had sex and the issue slipped her mind until now.

He considered giving her a random excuse, but seeing as how she was in love with him now, Ben decided to be upfront with her. "I practice a special tantric technique so you won't get pregnant if I don't want you to." His best version of honesty was still half-lying…

It wasn't his fault though, because he didn't know how to explain to her about his system. To his surprise though, Miyuki didn't doubt his words at all, only returning a warm smile. "Okay…" Then, she even approached him, and wrapped her arms around him in a hug, burying her face into his chest "Benjamin-kun…thank you…"

She couldn't describe how happy she was that he was here for her, saving her from being blackmailed into sex by Camila…by instead helping her blackmail Camila to have sex…

Either way, they still had sex in the end, but Miyuki didn't dwell on that... She preferred having the feeling of control, like playing a Choose Your Own Adventure story and ignoring the reality that the fixed ending was always inevitable… 

Even more than that, she didn't want to think about the brooding underlying theme of her choices only being an illusion, and what that said about the existence of free will…

No, she just wanted to hug Ben…and he was fine with that too, because he thought giving her too much development might lead to a spinoff series that cannibalized his viewers...

'Side characters supporting the protagonist is how it should be...' He believed the only protags who enjoyed other characters taking their spotlight were cuckolds…

Still, her quick acceptance made him ponder a sensitive subject. 'At this rate, my life is going to only keep getting crazier. Since Miyuki trusts me, maybe I should tell her about my system...' He still found it tricky though, so for now, this could only remain in the back of his mind.

Soon, Ben bade farewell to the Japanese beauty, and walked back through the hallway to his own dorm room, because it was once again time for his favorite dessert--points cobbler...

Yet, before that, he felt the situation called for a celebration song, and he knew the perfect one. What better tribute to Camila, who tried to Yoko Ono his relationship with Miyuki…than "Come Together" by The Beatles.

Ben started stamping his feet to the beat…

"His hoes on two sides, he got…skills for rainfall

He got…Squirtle finger, he shoot…in your hole and

He say, "I blackmail you, you don't blackmail me~"

One thing I can tell you, you gon' try some peepee~

Cum together~

Right now~

Over me.

...

Shoot…

Shoot…

Shoot…

He's Brazzers productions, he's got…enormous cumshoot

He's got…oh so sick burns, he's one…vaginal slapper

He's got d*ck down…below his knees~

Pulls poon with his charm, yet he can't get no disease~

Cum together~

Right now~

Over me."

Meanwhile, in a dorm room Ben was passing by, a certain student was holding his hand over the mouth of a friend, as he also held a finger to his own mouth indicating to be quiet. This student's forehead was sweating as he heard Ben's familiar voice passing by his door.

It was Tyler, and inside his room, there were many boxes and luggage because he was moving out, to escape the cursed Ben…

Having held his breath, he released a sigh of relief only when he heard the singing voice disappear down the hall and a door slam shut. His friend who was helping him move stared at him in confusion. "What was that about?"

Tyler gulped. "We need to hurry. If he sees us…best case scenario--punched in the d*ck...Worst case--balls in your face..."

The friend went wide-eyed. 'What kind of a dorm is this? Why did I ever agree to help this pervert?'

***

Back in his room, Ben laid down on his bed and spread the most satisfied smile he'd ever shown. Today was the best day of his life... He got promoted at work, Miyuki fell in love with him, he had a threesome with two beauties for the first time, and he even got multiple faceslaps in… Of course, there was the biggest win of all—his yet unchecked system rewards! 

Ben took a brief glance at his notifications...and what he saw caused his jaw to drop! There were too many! It was so insane that he felt he needed to prepare himself. As such, he decided to get the minor things out of the way beforehand.

The first was to see his exp gains on his new Wartortle skill that evolved mid-battle… Yet, to his surprise, there was no change.

[Wartortle Rain Dance(Skill, Set, Rare, Growth) - Intermediate technique to make a woman squirt. Can use both hands and the mouth simultaneously. Power has increased.]

[Exp:0/100]

'Hmm, is it because I already gained exp using Squirtle Hydro Pump on Miyuki and Camila?' The system soon verified that fact. So it seemed he could only evolve the skill again by continuing to spread his seed to new pastures. 'It's the system forcing the harem tag on me again. It's not my fault...'

He believed it was a strong defense...and if you asked him what he'd do if he could make the choice himself--no comment...

Following that, Ben got up to sit in a comfortable position, and took some deep breaths, because he was aware that what was coming next might overexcite him. It was of course--achievements!

He expected a mountain of them! After all, so much happened in such a short time… Yet, even prepared, when he opened the screen and saw the list—his eyes popped out!

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