My Pick Up Artist System

Pacing in his room, Ben's mind raced thinking of possibilities for who could be the peeping Tom that saw his hram…

Even after a while though, knowing it could be any of several dozen people, he still couldn't figure it out...

However, he soon took a deep breath...and calmed down, because he realized it wasn't so bad. Even if someone witnessed them, the way the seats lined up, there was no way they'd have seen any of the goo stuff…

That's also why Olivia dared to do it in the first place. In that case, no matter what, there wouldn't be any damning evidence.

"Wait…" Ben narrowed his eyes as he remembered something. "There's that evidence…do I need to get rid of it?"

He was thinking of the jizz in Olivia's stomach.

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"Forget it, her stomach will take care of it…" He trusted Olivia would be smart enough to digest it.

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Ben exhaled, finding relief due to believing her tummy would soon dissolve that something-burger into a nothing-burger…

When that happened, that glop of Baratheon bastards would be sent rowing through her bloodstream for all eternity... 

Moving on, Ben's mood once again improved when he saw there were still noteworthy achievements to review.

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Licking Under the Same Roof(rare) - Attain a repeatable achievement for a sex act while at least one unsuspecting non-participant is in the same room]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]

Seeing 1000 points, he'd already forgotten about the prior concern, becoming serious as he reviewed the lessons learned from this scholarly achievement. "It's good that class is a safe space…to f*ck a face…"

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Sex Ed. Practical Exam(rare) - Attain a repeatable achievement for a sex act while in school]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]

"Sometimes, these schoolgirls have to learn the hard way..."

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Enemies Become Tuggers(fine) - Attain a repeatable achievement for a sex act with a woman who was once a rival]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]

"It's official! I've won the enemies become lovers tag!"

Life was all about experiences, which when machine translated...meant collecting tags…

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Qualified to Get Pied(uncommon) - Use qualification to raise a woman's attraction level]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]

When even the system recognized it, Ben understood that qualification must have been valuable as a technique. Since it also led to a great result with Olivia, he made a mental note to use it more in the future, right next to his notes of sources for recent hentai photos he'd seen...

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Juice On The Loose(uncommon) - Have a woman ejaculate into your mouth]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]

It wasn't Ben's thing but neither was Sprite… 

'At least I got some points out of it.' In fact, rather than get upset about Olivia water-cooling him...he cursed Sprite for never giving him anything…

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Negotiating With Vaginal Terrorists(fine) - Hold a woman's orgasm hostage to encourage her to have sex]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]

'She met my demands, so no orgasm had to get hurt…'

Ben wasn't bluffing so it's a good thing Olivia negotiated with terrorists…

Otherwise, he would've followed through and removed a finger every hour...from inside of her, until she granted his weiner's wishes...

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Tuna Flavored Popsicle(uncommon) - After having vaginal sex, receive oral sex from that partner during the same session]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]

Ben whistled the tune of the song from ice cream trucks...

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Butter Churner(uncommon) - Have sex with a woman in a butter churner position]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]

He assumed this referred to the position where Olivia was on the ground posted on her neck. Still, he didn't understand the relationship between that and churning butter. "Must be a technique from Amish country…"

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Toasted and Coated with Ball Butter(fine) - Cover all of a woman's primary sexual areas in sperm]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]

He shrugged. "If you're going to paint the house, you can't miss a spot…" 

Of course, Ben also realized that calling only her face, breasts, and groin the primary sexual areas was an insult to many groups of perverts...but Ben wasn't one of them. He accepted the achievement ass-tit-was...

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Cultivating the Dao of Plow(repeatable, rare) - Have sex with a new woman to completion]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]

He closed his eyes, and sat cross-legged on his bed, releasing a long exhale…

If anyone saw him now, they'd think he was giving off the aura of a sexpert…

Yet, few understood the harsh realities of that path. Even with Olivia added to his list of conquests, Ben knew it wasn't the end. There would still be many more opponents to face in the future, a fate no plowist could avoid if he sought to penetrate the heavens...

Pondering this, one ever-present truth rang out in his mind. 'To get to the peak, each cumtivator must climb up a mountain of slores…'

Ben sat in silence, visualizing his future successes over tough opponents, and soon opened his gleaming eyes, because at the end there, he saw Whoopi Goldberg.

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"I surrender…" He'd given up on his path to jizzmortality.

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Ben didn't have a problem with darker women, but every man had bounds he wouldn't cross. For some it was raping women, for some—killing children, for Ben—f*cking Whoopi Goldberg.

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Still, after a long while, he convinced himself to stay the course. He'd read Oedipus Rex, so he didn't want to end up in a self-fulfilling prophecy, where the unwanted outcome would come about through struggling to avoid it. Ben feared stepping away now would only bring him straight into her arms…

'She's probably outside my door right now.'

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He refused to leave until Fariq came home and told him the coast was clear…

Since that was the case, he continued reviewing his achievements.

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Virgin Surgeon(repeatable, rare) - Take the virginity of a new woman]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]

Ben already had a PhDingus...but with every practical procedure, he moved a step closer to getting his medical license...

'The key to being a good doctor is being able to visualize things in 3D.' He'd gotten a lot of practice by watching x-rays…in hentai...

Checking his screen, Ben realized he'd reached the end of the achievements, which brought his total points to 9300. It was enough to get something good. Yet, before he decided what to spend them on, he planned to go through his remaining notifications and unused looting opportunities.

With that in mind, he opened his flags screen, and smiled, because there...was a new glowing flag of England.

It meant he could call Willy, getting a chance on the wheel of fortune for incredible gear… Thinking of the potential drops, Ben was eager to summon him right away. Yet, he stopped at the last moment, because all of a sudden, he discovered there was an urgent situation! Something with the potential to change everything! He had to take a piss.

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But only sort of... It was like a borderline situation...

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Unsure whether it was worth the trip, Ben hesitated, as he stared at that bright English flag.

"To pee or not to pee, that is the question…"

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*Author's Note: In a lot of actual PUA theory, qualification is as important as attraction and comfort, but it's not as prominent as those two and somewhat obscure to understand. So, this being a story primarily for entertainment purposes, I didn't include it as a major facet of the system because I thought it would overcomplicate things. Just pointing that out so any PUAs reading this don't cry bloody murder. If you're interested in learning more on that topic, join the discord which has over 1500 people now - https://discord.gg/VSKzgzV8J9 (case-sensitive). On a PC, you can copy the link from the novel's about/synopsis page.