My Pick Up Artist System

By the time Ben ceased and desisted the slapping, the blonde's face was more swollen than his testicles!

He had suffered on all dimensions: length, width, height, physical, emotional, spiritual, sexual, philosophical, psychological, there was no f*cking end!

At the speed he was becoming one with the Dao of suffering, he'd soon achieve enlightenment! Breaking through realms and being reborn!

Ichi the Killer's Kakihara had it right...

So did the Cenobites...

And it was a good thing for blondie considering his prognosis.

Full physical recovery--2 weeks.

Full psychological recovery--2 lifetimes…

Rebirth was medically necessary in his case! It wasn't just a plot trope!

Blondie had even forgotten about the c*ckpunch despite the cries for justice still coming from his swollen gonads!

Ben stood up and nodded in appreciation at his creation—the pig-face gazing back at him from below. "I think my work here is complete."

He brushed his hands together after a job well done. "Remember this cuckold, to challenge me, you're 10 years too early… Come back after a decade when you've raised my son well…"

…

With that last attack, the boyfriend passed out, his morale bar emptying before his health…

Ben walked back towards Fariq who had long sent the third man to the ground with a choke. Gazing at his benefactor, Ben said his thanks. "I had it all under control…"

...

He forgot he was screaming rape at the top of his lungs a minute ago!

"Despite that, I understand your desire to get some shine…" Ben glanced at the unmoving body of the third guy on the ground. "It did indeed look pretty cool when you murdered that guy…"

…

Fariq's eyebrows elevated. "He is not dead, only unconscious. It was a rear-naked choke that cut off the supply of oxygen to his brain."

Ben nodded in understanding. "In that case, I appreciate you turning him into a vegetable…"

...

Fariq shook his head. "He will be fine after a few minutes."

Ben shrugged and his face became earnest. "Either way, thank you…" He couldn't say much else, because he feared any more words would make him emotional...

This was far from the first time someone attacked him, but it was the first time anyone jumped to his rescue. When he was a boy, the closest anyone came to helping him during a bullying incident was walking around his floored body instead of stepping on him…

"Don't mention it, bro. It was the least I could do after interrupting you with a girl. By the way, that throw was incredible! Do you practice martial arts?"

Ben shook his head. "It was just…natural talent…"

Fariq blinked. 'His natural talent is too…perverted…' However, his face turned serious as he gazed at the three large men. "Then you should consider starting. If these kinds of problems are finding you, it is best to be prepared. I began Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu in New Delhi because the streets were full of these problems…'

Ben was contemplating the prospect when a female voice emerged from behind them.

"Pathetic…"

The two glanced towards the unconscious blonde and saw a beautiful dark-haired girl in a black coat and black boots standing over him shaking her head.

Ben would recognize that girl anywhere, because she showed up under the "Most Viewed" section in his spank bank...

She was the one he lost his virginity to only several days ago. It was Penelope…

As he watched her gaze at her boyfriend with scorn, Ben received a system alert.

[Congratulations! You've completed the Special Challenge: Booty Burglar - Steal a woman from another male, ending their relationship. Target: Penelope]

[Conditions: 1. Have sex with target. 2. Have the target end her relationship due to your interference]

[Conditions fulfilled 2/2]

[Reward: Mid Level Stat Growth Multiplier(Consumable, Rare, Random) x1]

[Punishment: None]

[Would you like to receive the reward now?]

Ben chose no, and he narrowed his eyes when he viewed what Penelope did next.

Not caring a cent about her miserable boyfriend who got beat up because of her, Penelope stepped on his back as she walked over him towards Ben.

Although Ben knew that feel...watching this, his heart chilled.

"Hello, Leroy…" she called out.

...

Fariq and Ben exchanged glances.

Ben shrugged. "Fariq, you can go back, I'll deal with this."

A few moments later, when Fariq left and re-entered their room, Ben glanced at Penelope. "Yes?"

She spread a sexy smile as she approached Ben and grabbed his arm. "This is good you beat up loser." She squeezed her cleavage together so he could get a good view over her red top. "You very strong… You know, there's other man bothering me… You come, help me teach lesson, ok?"

Seeing this, Ben sighed. 'Beluga was right…'

Expecting him to follow her, Penelope pulled him by his arm…but Ben didn't budge...

She blinked in confusion. "What matter? Let's go."

"No."

…

She gaped at his rejection. "What?"

Ben frowned. 'This is why people hate harems. If these girls aren't acting like spoiled brats, it's only because they're busy attracting rich young masters or causing trouble. Why must they always attract aggro?'

His gaze became chilly as he looked at Penelope. "Are you a tank?"

…

She didn't know how to respond. Having never played mobas, she was unlearned and lacking culture…

Disgusted, Ben pulled his arm back out of her grasp. "You only had sex with me as revenge on your boyfriend. Then you told him about it to create drama, knowing he'd come looking for me for trouble. Now, you want to use me again? Did you think because we had a one night stand that I'd do anything you wanted? You f*cking crazy?!? I'm not your husband!"

…

Penelope gasped! Her face turned red from embarrassment! When had anyone ever talk to her like that? Whether back in Greece or in New York, every man always flattered her because of her beauty! Being near Ben was her doing him a favor! She'd even slept with this guy! How could he reject her?!?

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