My Pick Up Artist System

Willy went from 0 to 100 as soon as someone pulled his lever…

The wheel rattled as it spun so fast Ben couldn't make out any of the items…until it was too late…

Gazing at the white segment showing the selections, Ben tapped his foot with anxiety as the spinning decelerated. It was clear the pointer would land between one of the two remaining selections, but one appeared to be…far less terrible than the other…

As the pointer slowed to a crawl on top of the current selection, Ben shivered…

It was a drawing of some kind of muscular veiny monster with a menacing grin, a chimera that possessed the torso of a man and the head of a penis…

…

Ben observed the pointer approach the spot between the two selections, unclear on which side it would land. "No…don't end up on that…" He wanted no part of the c*ck-monster...and stepped away from the wheel on instinct. "Why are its eyes following me?!?"

He could swear the drawing was alive!

The pointer came to a near freeze at the edge between the two sections, separating the penis from heaven by a tiny shake…unclear if it would finish… The wheel was a massive edgelord…

Soon, however, the result spewed forth…

And Ben released a sigh of relief…

The pointer passed to the second zone, on top of what appeared to be a book. At that moment, Ben was certain he heard a grunt of disappointment from the c*ck chimera…

Having finished its job, Willy the wheel morphed once again. First, it changed into a black sphere, then grew smaller, as if playing the scene where it appeared backward but with more serenity. After a short time, the ball of chaos disappeared…

The only hint of its prior existence was the leather-bound black book lying on the ground.

[Kegel Contraceptive Switch(Skill Book, Rare) x 1]

Ben picked it up with a curious glance, probing further into the details of the skill.

[Kegel Contraceptive Switch(Skill, Rare) - By holding a kegel squeeze of your pelvic floor muscles for 5 seconds, can switch your sperm's ability to impregnate a woman on and off. A skill invented by the Perverted Divine Alchemist]

Ben's eyes sparkled! "Great skill!" He understood how useful this would be! If he didn't have to worry about impregnating a girl, he could finish anywhere he wanted! "I'm going to jizz everywhere!"

There was one part of the skill Ben didn't understand though. "What is a kegel squeeze?"

[It's when you tense the muscles between your genitals and anus. It's how men make their penises move up and down]

Ben narrowed his eyes. 'Damnit, which guy told her?!? Bastard traitor!'

…

Unable to discover who the rat was, Ben's only option was to continue with his life...

[Would you like to learn Kegel Contraceptive Switch(Skill Book, Rare)?]

He confirmed and prepared for the worst. Yet, this time, the book turned into an energy ball and entered his forehead with no perverted intentions…

Soon, Ben was the proud owner of a new skill, and a schvontz that was now footloose and fancy-free…

Without worrying about pregnancy, he could splooge on anything and anywhere!

He was free as a bird!

Ben practiced the skill and it was simple. When he activated it, he viewed an on and off status in his mind. Although he wouldn't know for sure if it worked without testing, the system had shown no intention of fooling him thus far. What's more is this ability was a creation of the Perverted Divine Alchemist. From Ben's experience so far, anything from that senior was indeed as divine as it was perverted…

As he glanced once again at the flag screen, the flag of Greece was no longer glowing, which meant that Ben had finished examining all the system's new functions. Now, what remained was considering what to do with the 3800 points and planning for the future.

All in all, the rewards he'd gotten satisfied him. 'I'll be leaving the novice village, but at least I'll be starting off with some extras…' The new skill was very helpful not only as a system user but as a man, giving Ben the freedom to fly high and creampie!

Besides that, the Stat Growth Multipliers would allow him to grow his stats at a rapid speed.

Ben thought about his plans. Unlike last month, his direct priority now was to develop himself rather than have sex. It meant he didn't need to spend all his time running around opening girls. However, getting points and rewards was still the key. He needed to get achievements and finish challenges to get the points necessary to buy the Stat Growth Multipliers in the first place. He also needed to meet new women to acquire flags. That meant he still had to pursue the sacred path of the womanizer…

Yet, the current challenge gave him 6 months instead of 1, which meant that this stage would be a marathon, not a sprint. He would need to pace himself by balancing his lifestyle. There was one additional problem, which is that going all out to pass the previous challenge left him with some difficulties he had to deal with as soon as possible.

'I have to start going to university again.' If he skipped any more classes, he might end up having to to drop out. That wasn't what Ben wanted. On top of that, he needed to find a way to make money to pay back the credit card bills he racked up. Although he wasn't sure if these issues would be easy to solve, these were both problems many people dealt with in New York City. So even if he had to struggle, Ben believed he'd succeed somehow.

His first priority was to start attending classes. Yet, he would be so far behind at this point that without a Stat Growth Multiplier for knowledge, catching up would make it difficult to do anything else in the upcoming month. So Ben's next step was to get a Multiplier, but that also meant he needed it to be for a specific stat. That created another issue.

'If I want a Multiplier for knowledge, it'll cost 5000 points, but I only have 3800…' Ben could opt to buy a random one and hope it was a knowledge type, but that would be reckless. 'It's better if I save these for a few days or a week and see if I can get another 1200 points.' He made what he felt was the most reasonable decision.

With an initial strategy in place, it was now about patience and execution. Besides for class, the current task was to earn more points, and looking at his phone's text message conversations with a few beauties, he knew just how to do it.

'If I drop enough loads...I'll get the achievements and treasure chests that drop enough loot...'

It was fundamental troll science...

Ben proceeded to set up dates for this week. It had only been a couple of days but he already missed the feeling of a sexy girl in his arms. The past day, the lack of a death challenge caused him to turn off his tunnel vision that only scanned for attractive girls. He was then able to see everyone around the streets of the American city, which was a real eye-opener, causing his eyes to get fatty fatigue...

He desperately wanted to plug back into the Matrix of mammaries...

"Bring on the beauties..."

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