My Master Disconnected Yet Again

The sky around the Invincible Sect was surrounded by immortals, all teeming with Immortal Qi. Apart from Hui Ling and Lu Ming, there were famous immortals from other continents who were at least Stygian Immortals. What was surprising was that none of the country emperors from Feng Cang were here, those who followed behind the two of them were all unfamiliar faces with low cultivation levels.

The immortals came with a vengeance, attacking the array without any warning. All sorts of Dharma spells were used, covering the entire sky with glows of multicolored sorcery. However, the moment they were fired, they were all blocked by the Protective Mountain Array and none of them could break through.

After all, Lan Hua had personally set up the Protective Mountain Array, they could not break in with just the country emperors’ Immortal Emperor cultivation level. At the same time, all the Invincible Sect disciples had already gathered at the public square in front of the palace.

Biao Ting had also been alarmed and was looking at the entire sky of immortals. What were they doing? Seeking death together?

“Everyone, the Invincible Sect has wild ambitions of ruling the Celestial World, so they set a trap for the Emperors, causing them to die. All us immortals have been under the protection of the Emperors for so long, now that they have fallen to such a calamity, we need to take revenge for them.” In the air, a male voice suddenly sounded out, echoing throughout the entire Invincible Sect.

At that moment, the immortals in the air became even more agitated and all started shouting for revenge.

“Stop your nonsense!” Biao Ting rebutted in anger, a Celestial Emperor’s suppression evident in his voice, instantly shutting up the rest of the immortals. “Who told you that the Emperors are dead?”

Perhaps because they felt his Celestial Emperor’s suppression, all the immortals who were attacking the Protective Mountain Array stopped.

Biao Ting flew into the air, looking at the immortals from inside the array formation. Realizing that there were no demon immortals from Qing Ze, he heaved a sigh of relief. As he turned to look at the two people who were in charge, he frowned.

“It’s you?” Weren’t these the traitors who were Chen Ge’s disciples?

“Emperor Biao Ting, you don’t have to act anymore.” Lu Ming appeared to have no fear for his identity and humphed, saying, “Since the Invincible Sect dared to do such a thing, they would naturally find an ally. You are in cahoots with them.”

“A little Golden Immortal like you better not speak out of turn.” Biao Ting’s expression became grim and his suppression headed straight towards Lu Ming. “The entire Invincible Sect, especially sect master Shen, are all benevolent immortals. The things that you have said were done by that lady beside you. Now that the cat is out of the bag, she wants to push the blame onto the Exalted Goddess? I am indeed a good friend of the Invincible Sect, but that is of my own volition!” I found a solid backer with my own ability, it’s none of your business!

Lu Ming was forced back by his suppression and had a flustered expression. He turned around hurriedly and said, “Emperor Bai Ti, you’ve heard it as well! The Invincible Sect is indeed colluding with Qing Ze.”

The immortals opened up a path and a person flew forward.

“Bai Ti!” Biao Ting was also shocked for a moment. Why was he here?

“Emperor Biao Ting.” Bai Ti frowned and said with hesitation, “The emperors’ death, was it really your doing?”

“Who said the emperors are dead!” Biao Ting looked at him like he was looking at an idiot, “Bai Ti, you can’t possibly believe his words. You can’t possibly not know what kind of person the Invincible Sect’s Exalted Goddess Shen is?” If the Exalted Goddess wanted to rule the Celestial World, would she need to set a trap?! With one sentence, they would all have to kneel before her!

Bai Ti really did not know, but looked apprehensively at Yi Qing, who appeared to be counting their numbers.

“Are you saying that the emperors are fine?” Bai Ti became even more hesitant at that moment.

In reality, he was suspicious when Lu Ming said that the Invincible Sect had laid a trap for the emperors. However, when he checked, he realized that the other emperors were all not in their palaces. He had originally owed the Invincible Sect a favor, so when he saw that the immortals had all gathered here, he was afraid that something irreversible would happen, so he had come along as well.

“Of course they’re fine.” Biao Ting shook his head and pointed to Hui Ling, who was standing beside Lu Ming and said, “That day, it was this girl who betrayed her elders and trapped them. It was the Invincible Sect who rescued the emperors. Now, they’re recovering and will be able to go back in a few days.”

“You’re speaking nonsense, my Junior Sister did nothing of the sort!” Lu Ming raised his voice and rebutted. “If it’s really like you said, how about we invite the emperors to meet and confront us face-to-face?”

Biao Ting froze. If those radishes could come out why would he need to persuade these brain-dead immortals. Disregarding how humiliating it would be to be seen with that image, simply the situation of them losing their battle ability was enough to warrant other immortals’ scheming against them and cause them to really die. This was why they would rather all stay in the Invincible Sect than return to their palaces. At least they would not have to worry about their safety when they stayed here.

“Everyone!” Lu Ming turned around and instigated the immortals behind him. “The Invincible Sect has colluded with the Qing Ze Celestial Emperor to trap the emperors. It was my Junior Sister who personally saw it and had a tough time escaping to deliver the news to us. Now that Biao Ting is here, it is the best evidence. Moreover, that’s not all the evil things that he’s they’ve done.” As he said that, he turned to Hui Ling, who was standing beside him and said gently, “Junior Sister, don’t be afraid. Tell everyone what they did.”

Hui Ling looked at Biao Ting, a flustered glint appearing in her eyes and she immediately retracted her gaze with an expression of fear. However, her voice sounded clearly, “I saw… the Invincible Sect’s sect master Shen Ying colluding with the demons, setting up an array formation on the Emperor Ascension Stage to trap the emperors and … and they even tried to open the gate to the Demon World.”

As her voice landed, the entire area was in an uproar.

“Demons!”

“There were even demons participating, no wonder the emperors fell prey to them.”

“Recently, there has been a lot of demonic Qi in the Heavens beyond Heaven. Could it be… the gate to the Demon World is already open?”

“As immortal cultivators, they actually connived with the demons. We need to get rid of these scum.”

“That’s right, take revenge for the emperors!”

At a moment’s notice, the immortals who had fell silent just now started to become rowdy again.

“…” F*cking retards!

Biao Ting was so angry that he could feel himself hurting. He suddenly did not want to care about these people who sought death. They could do whatever they wanted since the ones who would be lying on the ground were not his Qing Ze’s immortals.

“I advice you to give up without resistance!” Lu Ming’s expression became sullen and he looked at the angry mob, then continued, “So that us immortals will not have to take action.”

“Everyone…” Hui Ling also walked forward, a glint flashing past her eyes. She had a kindly and worried expression as she said, “This entire matter might be sect master Shen and her aides’ idea! I think … a majority of the Invincible Sect’s disciples are innocent, what is most important is for us to take down sect master Shen Ying and take back the Ten Directions Divine Armament that were taken away. We will definitely not make life difficult for the others.”

She had intentionally mentioned the Ten Directions Divine Armament. As expected, when the crowd heard it, their eyes lit up and they all started shouting.

“That’s right, hand over the b*tch Shen Ying and the Divine Artifact.”

“The Divine Artifact can definitely not fall into the hands of the demons!”

“That’s right, hand over Shen…”

The crowd’s shouts had not ended when tens of thousands of rays of light shone from the ground and flew towards the crowd with a dominant suppression, piercing straight towards them.

Many people did not even manage to dodge and were knocked down from the sky immediately Even Biao Ting was nearly hit and as he focused his gaze, he realized that it was raining swords.

All at once there was silence.

“Yi … Emperor Yi Qing!” Biao Ting was stunned as he looked at Yi Qing, who had flew into the air. The sword in his hand still had Sword Qi on it and the dozens of disciples behind him were from the Golden Immortal to the Mystic Immortal cultivation level. The highest among them was only a Stygian Immortal. They were all looking at the immortals outside the array with … excited expressions?

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“Cut the nonsense!” Yi Qing swung his sword in Hui Ling and Lu Ming’s direction, “If you can fight, don’t try to reason!”

Biao Ting: “…” He always thought that only Exalted Goddess Shen was more violent. Was the entire Invincible Sect like that?

The Sword Qi on Yi Qing’s body erupted and he manifested six immortal swords behind him, each with a suffocating Sword Qi. The immortals could almost feel the suffocating aura on the other side of the array. The next moment, the six immortal swords turned into a rain of swords again and tens of thousands of immortal swords arranged themselves in formation, flying neatly towards the immortals.

“Eh, where’s Exalted Goddess Shen?” Biao Ting looked around and realized Shen Ying was not around. His expression changed, was it really fine not to have the Exalted Goddess around?

“Master has important matters to attend to and cannot make it.” Yi Qing said with a low voice. “We are enough!”

“Then that’s… wait Yi Qing, don’t rush…”

Before he could finish speaking, Yi Qing waved his hand and said, “Do it!”

“Yes!” The disciples all replied.

“…” Wait a minute, there are thousands of immortals on the other side!

Immediately, tens of thousands of swords fired and were about to rush out of the array formation.

Suddenly, a familiar voice sounded from the back palace.

“Chef…”

The figure that was just about to rush out of the array formation did an emergency stop mid-air. Even the rain of swords in the sky froze abruptly.

“Master?”

Biao Ting heaved a sigh of relief. Thank god, someone was here.

However, he heard the sound loudly again.

“Where did you put the vinegar? I can’t find it!”

Biao Ting: “…”

Bai Ti: “…”

Lu Ming: “…”

Everyone: “…”

What the heck was vinegar? Wait, why was the Exalted Goddess sitting in front of a table in the back palace, what was that stack of ingot-looking things before her? Dumplings?

What happened to the important matters she had to attend to? Was her important matters eating dumplings? And the kind that she couldn’t find the vinegar for!

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Flip the table! This is a Sect Battle after all, why is the outsider the only one who’s worried?!

“Wait a minute, Master.” Yi Qing replied without hesitation and zoomed down from the sky into the back palace’s kitchen. Within three seconds, he had brought a few small saucers out and placed them in front of Shen Ying, saying seriously, “Master, this is vinegar, this is chili, this is a garnish.”

“Oh, I’m really not used to eating dumplings without dipping sauce.”

“Does Master have any other orders?”

“None, you can get busy now.”

“Yes, Master!”

He then zoomed back into the crowd with the same calm, battle-ready look. He held his weapon in his hand and looked at the immortals in the air, Sword Qi emanating from him as though the person who had run into the kitchen and made the dipping sauces was not him.

Wait a minute! What is he holding in his hand that’s a d*mn spatula!

w(゚Д゚)w

“Do it!”

“Yes!” The disciples replied once again.

Without any hesitation, the tens of thousands of swords flew towards the immortals who were still in a state of confusion.

Biao Ting: “…”

Hang on! Why did they start fighting? Why did these disciples not have any questions? It was like him entering the kitchen in the middle of a fight was a normal thing? Why did the immortals even wait for him to finish making the dipping sauces before fighting?

Most importantly…

Why was it that even though Yi Qing was holding a spatula, the immortals were still being beat up like dumplings?

Did no one feel that him waving a spatula around was odd?

Why!!!