My Girlfriend is a Zombie

Chapter 491 – Congratulations on entering the kill list

Editor: Zephyr04     Translator: Jhung

The news of Li Hao’s return soon shocked the entire Air Force Regiment.

Some people ran to tell others, some whispered about it, some had emergency meetings, and some even wanted to see what this unfortunate guy had become…

However, ‘Li Hao’ was locked in a room and completely blocked from the excitement.

After searching the bottom of the bed over, Ling Mo realized that his only option was to wait.

This captain didn’t even keep a diary. Even if he didn’t want to record his personal life, he could have at least drawn a layout of this place…

Or write some stories that he had told the senior management or some thoughts about a mission…

“A leader who doesn’t keep a diary is not a good leader…”

Ling Mo sighed and lay back on the hard bed.

Being anxious won’t help. As long as Ling Mo was in the Air Force Regiment, he’ll have plenty of opportunities.

After a few hours, the sky completely turned dark.

The expected interrogation didn’t come, but in the process of waiting, the guard outside brought in a meal, and Ling Mo forcibly stuffed it inside his stomach.

Although the food was pretty mediocre, it was cooked at least and was worthy enough for a gathering place for survivors.

Those that often ate dry food would feel a sense of unfairness… even Ling Mo, whose main body was eating dry food at the moment, immediately felt a sense of imbalance.

However, after eating the rice in his mouth, Ling Mo found out what these ‘nutritious’ things, like rice, meant to the zombies…

“I feel like I’m eating grass…”

Ling Mo rubbed under his stomach and suddenly felt a strange bulge.

But then, he took away his hand and revealed a bitter expression.

This thing was something Nana had prepared for him, but unless it was a critical moment, he shouldn’t use it.

“In the future, I’ll definitely let you guys eat meat, and a lot of it too.”

Ling Mo’s main body raised his head, looked at the girls who were eating virus gels, and said suddenly.

These female zombies glanced at each other and then cheered before jumping on him.

“No! No! No! I was not talking about me! Ah! Don’t bite, don’t bite there! Senior Sister, do you still want your child?!”

“Oh! He’s trying to trick Senior Sister to go against us! Bite him!”

…

“Da-da-da….”

At this time, there was a sudden sound of footsteps outside the door.

“Open it!”

As the door opened, a bald man with a big head and the middle-aged uncle entered the room together.

Ling Mo immediately turned his focus back to the corpse puppet. At the same time, he opened a pair of dead fish eyes and put on a vigorous look.

This look was the same look that zombies had when they were in a static state.

“Captain Li.”

The man with the big head pulled a chair over and sat down by the bed. His fierce-looking face seemed gloomy, “The leader will see you tomorrow.”

“Then why the fuck did you come here? Also… Who the hell are you?”

Ling Mo had already completely given up on Li Hao’s ability to remember. He finally met someone new and still didn’t know who it was!

“I came here to confirm something first. Was your whole team wiped out?”

As soon as the man with the big head finished asking, the middle-aged man behind him sneered sarcastically.

But his attitude couldn’t provoke Ling Mo. In any case, he was making fun of Li Hao and not Ling Mo himself…

So Ling Mo nodded calmly.

“Ha! The skin on your face must be really thick. Are you not even a little embarrassed?”

The middle-aged man asked with a sneer.

“Embarrassed? Why should I be embarrassed?”

“The people you sent were all completely destroyed by me! I’m fucking thrilled!”

Ling Mo rolled his eyes happily, without speaking.

“Hehe… It seems that the enemy you encountered is way beyond our expectations.” The man with the big head became distracted for a moment, then smiled.

“Of course…” Deep down, Ling Mo was feeling quite smug.

But on the surface, he nodded quickly.

He also knew that his performance today might not match Li Hao’s style… But who cares?

After a very tragic failure, is he not allowed to become disheartened?

So basically, Ling Mo wasn’t worried. He knew the other party would find reasons to persuade themselves.

Sure enough, after wiping the sweat off his head, the man with the big head said, “Don’t be too disheartened…”

“How strong could he possibly be? Isn’t the reason for your loss because you made a mistake in your plan, and there was a problem in the way you implemented things?”

The middle-aged man glared at Ling Mo and asked, “Tell me the truth, how strong could they possibly be? That person called Ling Mo is just a spiritual-type psychic! Are you telling me that he can really block bullets?”

“Yes…”

Silent till now, Ling Mo finally spoke slowly, “He is indeed just a spiritual-type psychic, but he can block bullets with his bare hand and even knock down planes with bricks. This person is good at concealment and uses ambushes. He also loves to take people by surprise. My teammates and I were all overwhelmed by his superb ambushing skills. Even I fell into his trap and barely managed to escape after getting injured severely…”

The more the man with the big head heard, the more he sweated. As for the middle-aged man, his forehead had formed black lines from his shock.

“You… are you guys sure he’s really a spiritual-type psychic? Why does it sound like he’s not from your explanation? I heard that Yin Jie from your team is very good at gathering intel. I also heard that he was part of the first group that launched the ambush. Although it failed, did he not give you any more information about him?”

Ling Mo suddenly felt pleased when the man with the big head asked this question.

He smiled and thought in his mind, based on the situation, Yin Jie had only told the second group that was pursuing him about his ‘commanding’ abilities.

After all, after Li Hao’s group disappeared, the senior officers of the Air Force regiment must have questioned the rest of the Ninth team.

But they only knew the surface and didn’t know what kind of information Li Hao really knew.

“If that’s the case, this will save me a lot of trouble…”

Ling Mo shook his head slowly and said vigorously, “It’s because this person’s abilities have always been unclear, so that’s why we…”

“Don’t make excuses!”

The middle-aged man interrupted his words with a disdainful look and let out a heavy humph, “You should save these words for the leader! Being taken care of by an ordinary person with only ambushing tactics and bricks… You… you really lost the face [1] of our Air Force regiment!”

“I’m so sorry for embarrassing you guys…”

At this moment, the man with the big head looked at the middle-aged man and said, “Since this spiritual… psychic is so powerful, I think you should hold off on taking over this task for the time being and have a meeting to discuss it again. It seems that it would be difficult for a small team to deal with them. Maybe we should send more people.”

“What are you afraid of?! If it really doesn’t work, I’ll get someone to fly bomber planes and blow his ass up!”

The middle-aged eyes widened as he roared.

“Bomber planes…”

Ling Mo’s scalp suddenly became numb! Sure enough, it wasn’t unreasonable for the Air Force regiment to dominate this area and even overpower the Falcons.

In addition to monopolizing the air space, their strength wasn’t too weak.

If the other party had launched a surprise attack with this kind of air force deployed, even if he didn’t die, he would definitely be injured severely…

Even if one was fine, but several dispatched at the same time…

Being able to block a bullet was already Ling Mo’s current limit. As for a bomb? He doesn’t have the confidence yet.

It was precisely because of this consideration that Ling Mo didn’t stupidly rush to confront the Air Force regiment.

There were at least a thousand soldiers in the Air Force regiment, so he would be throwing his life away if he did that…

“Humph! Then let’s discuss it again later!” The middle-aged man took a step back in the argument after finishing his harsh words.

“It seems that they won’t casually use the bomber planes…”

Ling Mo coldly sneered in his heart as he successfully contained the Air Force regiment temporarily from taking any action.

It was enough as long as he was able to delay some time…

“Ling Mo, just wait until I catch you. I’ll strip off your clothes and hang you on the wired fence!”

The middle-aged man continued to say, “As for those women, I’ll break their legs, and then let Ling Mo watch as they get eaten by zombies! As for him… he can just wait on the fence and suffer!

After he finished speaking, he looked at Ling Mo provocatively, as if to say, “How is it? I’m better than you, right? I’m a lot crueler than you can imagine!”

But what made him angry was that Ling Mo just stared at him quietly.

In fact, under Li Hao’s face, Ling Mo was wearing a ridiculing smile.

This guy was going to be the first on his kill list.

[1] – Losing face in Chinese Culture is like being embarrassed.