Chapter 1299 - 1302: Both Men and Women Are Fine?

"See that? From now on, if you talk nonsense with other men or pay attention to such men who are courting death, I'll follow the clues to eliminate them all!"

Yun Hao casually tossed his phone on the table and looked triumphantly at Chu Yan and Zhao Shishi.

"Hmph, why should I be afraid of you? We haven't even settled accounts with you yet! Tell us, why did you take a photo with the girl selling cold drinks? Why did you let her put her hand on your chest?"

Chu Yan and Zhao Shishi exchanged a glance, deciding they couldn't let Yun Hao keep the upper hand. Besides, this matter was already in the past, so they decisively turned the tables on Yun Hao.

"She said she'd give me an extra cup of cold drink, so I took a photo with her. No big deal. Anyway, I'm a man; getting touched on the chest is not a big deal!"

Seeing the topic thrown back at him by the two women, Yun Hao quickly and cautiously responded.

"An extra cup of cold drink? As if we can't afford it ourselves? Your punishment..." Chu Yan pouted, raising her chin defiantly.

"Punish me? What punishment?" Yun Hao looked at the two women, unconcerned.

What could they possibly punish him with?

Probably just won't let him into bed.

What's the big deal?

Besides, he's returning to Huaxia tonight, where Liu Mengqi and Seductive Snake will be, and Tang Rou and Zhao Ya too.

Hehehe...

Even if he can't have Chu Yan and Zhao Shishi's bed, there are other women's beds.

One of them is sure to be accessible.

Seeing Yun Hao grinning mischievously, Chu Yan and Zhao Shishi had already guessed Yun Hao's thoughts, and both displayed a smile of a conspiracy achievement.

"Hey hey hey, what are you two doing? I'm your husband. You don't intend to make me do something embarrassing, do you?"

Looking at Chu Yan and Zhao Shishi's mischievous gazes, Yun Hao suddenly felt a little scared, even more so than when facing Soul Refining.

"Heehee, don't say it like that. How could we harm you? We just want to punish you..."

Chu Yan's mischievous smile was like a big bad wolf looking at a little lamb.

"We're going to punish you by going out to the street and shouting three times that you're GAY..."

After Chu Yan finished expressing the punishment, she burst out laughing with Zhao Shishi beside her.

Darn, you're tough...

"Honey, Shishi, do we really need to play this hard? What if I shout it out and some guys actually come looking for me?" Yun Hao coyly glanced at Chu Yan and Zhao Shishi, using the most theatrical pose with them.

"Eww, that's disgusting. Hurry up and go shout, or we'll both ignore you!" Seeing Yun Hao's dramatic posture, Chu Yan and Zhao Shishi couldn't help but shudder.

"Alright, alright, I'll go. No big deal!"

Yun Hao stood up, wiggled his hips, and walked out of the restaurant.

Joking aside, can such a trivial task really stump me?

Back when I was a mercenary, there were several times I got so drunk I ran naked outside with Tank and the rest.

"I'm GAY, I'm GAY, I'm GAY..."

Arriving at the restaurant entrance, under the gaze of Chu Yan and Zhao Shishi, Yun Hao raised his voice to the sky and shouted loudly three times.

After shouting, just when Chu Yan and Zhao Shishi thought Yun Hao would return to the restaurant, they saw Yun Hao continue speaking.

"Is there any handsome guy who wants to spend the night with me? I've got money, one night, ten thousand bucks..."

Before he finished speaking, Yun Hao took out a wad of cash from his pocket and waved it at the people around him who were watching.

Seeing the money, a few men seemed tempted and unconsciously moved a few steps closer to Yun Hao.

It's just that there were too many people around, making them a bit embarrassed.

"Hey Yan, could it be your husband got too stimulated and now wants to find a man..." Zhao Shishi worriedly asked, glancing at Yun Hao outside.

"Shouldn't be, right? Wait a second, let me call Tank and ask him, see if Yun Hao has a history?" Chu Yan also seemed unsure. Yun Hao had grown up in such a chaotic environment for so many years; what if he did something foolish on a drunken night with a man...

At this moment, Tank was in Africa, managing the Thunder Mercenary Corps, suddenly receiving a call from Chu Yan, thinking something might have happened to Yun Hao.

When he heard Chu Yan's question, he was stunned.

But after all, Tank was Yun Hao's close friend and recovered within a second.

"So you guys found out about this issue, huh? Sorry to bring it up, but there was once when I, Rat, and Cold Face all got drunk...

When we woke up...when we woke up...we found all three of us sleeping together without clothes...and...and...well, never mind!"

Tank was about to say more but then stopped himself, hanging up before Chu Yan could say anything more.

After hanging up, Tank laughed so hard he almost lost his breath.

"And what happened next?"

Gao Shengnan and Cold Face were right by Tank's side, hearing Tank laugh so joyfully, and Gao Shengnan asked in confusion.

"And they all puked. This guy Tank got puked all over by Rat..." Cold Face softly explained, then looked at Tank with disdain.

He knew Tank too well. By speaking ambiguously, Tank was trying to make Chu Yan misunderstand and pay Yun Hao back by having him puked on in revenge.

Upon hearing Cold Face's explanation, Gao Shengnan couldn't help but laugh as well, delighted at the thought of Chu Yan possibly misunderstanding Yun Hao, imagining they played crazy games with Tank and the others.

Sure enough, after hanging up the phone, Chu Yan's face turned a bit unpleasant as she conveyed Tank's words to Zhao Shishi.

"Oh no, oh no, let's hurry and stop Yun Hao! There are already two men who look pretty gay heading towards Yun Hao!"

Feeling anxious, Zhao Shishi hurriedly rushed out the door upon seeing two men outside unable to resist the lure of money approaching Yun Hao.

"Get away, get away, get away!"

Arriving beside Yun Hao, Zhao Shishi forcefully shoved the two men aside and protected Yun Hao behind her.

Meanwhile, Chu Yan also rushed out and, together with Zhao Shishi, glared at the two men eager to earn Yun Hao's money.

"Oh, sweetie, do you two want to join too? I'm game for both men and women!" The man pushed aside by Zhao Shishi, seeing Chu Yan and Zhao Shishi with their sexy outfits, his eyes lit up.

"Whatever, damn it!"

Without hesitation, Zhao Shishi swiftly slapped the man, leaving him dazed. After all, Zhao Shishi was a Seventh Grade master, hitting an ordinary person was simply effortless.

Zhao Shishi initially planned to kick him in the crotch, but considering she was wearing a skirt, it would definitely be revealing, so she opted for a slap.

"Let's go, get back inside for food!"

The two women dominantly pulled Yun Hao back into the restaurant, leaving the beaten man to be naturally handled by someone.

Wherever there was Yun Hao, there were always people.

Plenty of people were willing to handle a wrecked pest for Yun Hao.