Mr Fu, I Really Love You

Lin Nuan’s ears flushed. She thought about the two words she told Fu Huai’an yesterday anxiously. She pretended to be mad and glared at Bai Xiaonian. “Bai Xiaonian!”

“You scared me!” Bai Xiaonian put her hand on her chest. “Why’d you suddenly shout my name?”

“Why can’t you think about proper and constructive topics? Do you think it’s appropriate to ask a lady this question?”

Lin Nuan blushed as she spoke. She didn’t sound convincing at all.

“Alright then, since you’re such a lady yourself, why don’t you tell me what making love is really like—is it just like how they describe it in the novels? Dreamy and intense?”

Bai Xiaonian looked at Lin Nuan with her sparkling eyes. She nudged Lin Nuan with her elbow and said, “We’re friends, so don’t be shy. Spill the details! Despite never trying it in real life, my theoretical experience is quite solid! Call me Teacher Bai! I’ll show you a thing or two!”

Lin Nuan was speechless.

“Come on!” Bai Xiaonian pleaded. “Nobody else is here!”

Lin Nuan blushed. She thought about what Bai Xiaonian always used to say and shot it back at her. “Are you trying to get material to write erotica?”

“What happened between you two can be in erotica?” Bai Xiaonian’s eyes sparkled. “Fu Huai’an’s stamina is pretty good!”

Lin Nuan was speechless.

What did she say to make Bai Xiaonian think that way?

Seeing that Lin Nuan had changed her clothes and removed her makeup, Bai Xiaonian grabbed her arm and walked outside saying, “Did you two do it after you collected your certificate—your skin is glowing!”

Lin Nuan looked at Bai Xiaonian with an exasperated expression. She could misinterpret everything Lin Nuan said!

“If you aren’t willing to talk about it, I won’t force you. But Nuan, let me tell you, men are creatures of desire. Only when you please them will they stay loyal to you!” Bai Xiaonian said seriously, as if speaking from experience. “I have quite a lot of theoretical knowledge in this area. I know you’re very shy, but men like women who can let themselves go when they do it!”

“If you could manage to let yourself go next time you do it, once his mood is pleasant, nothing would trouble him anymore…”

Lin Nuan thought about what Fu Huai’an said to her this morning.

She tightened her fists. She had to admit Bai Xiaonian was right. Men liked women who could get wild.

Lin Nuan asked, “What does it mean to get wild?”

Bai Xiaonian covered her lips as she looked at Lin Nuan with her glistening eyes. She whispered something in her ear. Lin Nuan’s face suddenly became red like a monkey’s butt. She looked at Bai Xiaonian incredulously, as if she had seen a ghost.

Bai Xiaonian looked at Lin Nuan. “I’m deeply concerned for Mr. Fu’s sex life judging from your situation!”

“How about we start simple. Have you tried being on top?” Bai Xiaonian asked.

Lin Nuan shook her head.

Bai Xiaonian was speechless.

She patted Lin Nuan’s shoulder. “You haven’t been out there, so you are shy. It’s normal! For you to change… you need to change your perception!”

“Perception?”

“Tell me frankly, have you watched porn before?”

Lin Nuan nodded. “Didn’t you, me, and Song Yao watch together once back in university?”

Bai Xiaonian was speechless.

She did feel somewhat sheepish, however, and said to Lin Nuan, “Actually, Song Yao and I secretly watched it when you weren’t there! Every time we were bored, we’d watch and try to figure out positions on our own!”