Chapter 295: Su Qinghe Wants to Eat Geoduck?

Soon, Gu Yifan and Su Qinghe had swept through the supermarket!

Their entire shopping cart was already stuffed to the brim!

Just then, Su Qinghe suddenly remembered that she had run out of… that thing.

‘If I’m staying at Gu Yifan’s place again tonight, then…’

“I… Wait for me a second, I need to go buy something…”

Su Qinghe said suddenly, looking at Gu Yifan.

“Hm??”

Gu Yifan watched her with a puzzled expression, completely baffled.

“Buy what?”

he asked casually.

“I… I need to buy… that thing…”

Su Qinghe said, her head bowed and her cheeks flushing.

‘That thing???’

Gu Yifan was a picture of confusion.

‘How am I supposed to say it?’

Su Qinghe was too embarrassed to say it out loud…

“It’s… it’s that… thing girls use…”

Su Qinghe whispered, her voice barely audible.

After speaking, she ducked her head so low it seemed to disappear into her neck.

Er…

‘A thing girls use…’

Combined with Su Qinghe’s current appearance, Gu Yifan instantly understood!

He knew what she was talking about.

“Er… I’ll go with you.”

Gu Yifan said to Su Qinghe matter-of-factly.

Obviously, he was much more thick-skinned than Su Qinghe!

‘This shameless guy!’

“Huh?”

Su Qinghe was startled.

She was shocked by Gu Yifan’s boldness!

“Don’t ‘huh’ me, let’s go!”

“What if next time you need me to buy them for you? I wouldn’t even know which kind to get…”

“Last time I bought them for you, I had no idea which to choose. I had to ask someone, and they almost took me for a pervert!”

Gu Yifan said with a perfectly straight face.

In reality, he was just curious. What kind of magical little things were they, anyway?

‘It’s not that I’m a pervert!’

‘I’m purely curious, and anyway, there probably isn’t a single guy who isn’t a little curious about these things!’

According to surveys, one of the top ten things guys are most curious about when it comes to girls is pads…

Besides, in his past life during college military training, many guys would openly buy them to use as insoles in their shoes!

It was said to make your feet less tired and sore!

Of course, Gu Yifan had never tried it, so he didn’t know if it was true or not.

But in any case, a lot of people had definitely done it!

“O… Okay…”

Since Gu Yifan had put it that way, Su Qinghe could only nod.

The two of them then headed to the personal care aisle.

After finding the right shelf, Su Qinghe began looking for the brand she usually used.

‘These things are probably like cigarettes for guys, right? Once you’re used to a certain brand, you stick with it,’ Gu Yifan thought to himself.

Then, he began looking around curiously. It was a good thing Su Qinghe was with him; otherwise, he would have definitely been mistaken for a pervert on the spot this time, too!

After all, not many men wandered into this section, let alone observed the products so intently!

The whole time, Su Qinghe, her face flushed, quickly selected what she needed.

Meanwhile, Gu Yifan saw the brand and type she chose, secretly memorizing it.

‘This way, I won’t get it wrong if Su Qinghe needs me to buy them in the future!’

“O… Okay…”

Su Qinghe said to Gu Yifan, her face still red, after putting the item in the cart.

“Mm… Okay, let’s go get some fruit and groceries, and then we can go home!”

Gu Yifan said, pulling his gaze away and nodding.

“Mhm…”

Su Qinghe nodded.

After buying fruit, the two went to the fresh food section.

Su Qinghe stared curiously at all the strange-looking fish and crabs.

She looked just like a curious kitten!

“Hubby, Hubby, look! What’s this?”

“It’s so cute!”

Gu Yifan looked over to where Su Qinghe was pointing.

Er…

‘Cute???’

Gu Yifan was at a loss for words…

He said with a sense of helplessness,

“My dear wife, that… that’s a geoduck…”

Yes! That’s right!

The one that looks like a man’s…

Ahem…

That thing…

And Su Qinghe had just called this thing cute…

Gu Yifan secretly glanced down at himself.

“Ugh…”

‘An image just popped into my head…’

The thought of Su Qinghe pinching his Little Yifan and saying with a smile, “How cute…”

HISS…

‘That’s a mental image I did not need…’

Then, he heard Su Qinghe speak.

“Hubby, let’s eat this tonight, okay?”

“Huh??”

“What did you just say?”

Gu Yifan asked, snapping out of his daze.

Su Qinghe rolled her eyes at Gu Yifan and said again,

“I said, let’s eat this cute little guy tonight?”

“Eat this??”

“How would we… eat it??”

Gu Yifan asked.

Er…

As soon as Gu Yifan finished speaking, another image popped into his head…

‘Eat…’

“HISS…”

“Honey, forget it. Let’s not eat that, it doesn’t taste good!”

Gu Yifan shook his head to clear the distracting thoughts and said.

“Oh? It doesn’t taste good?”

“Alright then, let’s not eat it!”

Su Qinghe said, a little disappointed.

“Phew…”

Gu Yifan quietly wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Then he saw some live groupers over there.

In an instant, over a hundred ways to cook grouper flashed through his mind.

So he said,

“Honey, let’s have fish tonight. This kind is especially tender and delicious when it’s steamed!”

“Really?”

Su Qinghe’s eyes lit up!

she exclaimed excitedly, like a little glutton.

“Yep, you little glutton!”

Gu Yifan playfully booped Su Qinghe’s little nose and said with a smile.

Then, Gu Yifan picked out a hefty grouper.

He also bought some beef and other side dishes.

Then he picked out a few bottles of nice red wine and some candles, planning a cozy candlelight dinner.

After buying all the seasonings and other items, the two of them went to the checkout counter.

While they were in line to pay,

Su Qinghe suddenly noticed the “little raincoats” Gu Yifan had bought before, right next to the register.

She asked curiously,

“Hubby, they have that chewing gum you bought before here, too!”

She then picked up a watermelon-flavored box to take a look.

“Er…”

Gu Yifan felt a pang of guilt. He quickly said, “Honey, don’t look at that, it doesn’t taste good. It’s our turn, let’s pay.”

“Oh, okay.”

Su Qinghe didn’t think much of it. She was about to put it down when she suddenly saw the large words printed on the side.

‘Condoms…’

?????

It dawned on Su Qinghe!

WHOOSH. Her face instantly turned beet red.

‘It’s all this big jerk’s fault!’

‘Yes! It’s all Gu Yifan’s fault, that stinker!’

However,

Gu Yifan didn’t notice Su Qinghe’s strange reaction, still thinking she hadn’t seen it…

He was putting their items on the counter to pay.

Meanwhile, Su Qinghe, her face bright red, kept her head down the entire time.

After paying, when Gu Yifan reached out to take Su Qinghe’s hand, he suddenly noticed her flushing cheeks…