Chapter 284: All Men Like Girls with Long, Wavy Hair

After Peng Shaoqiang spoke, Wang Shouyi and He Dongdong couldn’t help but look at Gu Yifan. They were also very curious to know what he thought.

Gu Yifan felt a little helpless, seeing the looks of eager curiosity on their faces.

“You really want to know?”

Gu Yifan asked, shaking his head.

“Uh-huh!”

Peng Shaoqiang and the other two all nodded furiously, like chickens pecking at rice.

“Alright, then.”

Gu Yifan paused for a moment before speaking. “Well… from what I understand, most men probably like girls with big, bodacious, long hair, right?”

“Big, bodacious, long hair???”

After Gu Yifan spoke, Peng Shaoqiang and the others all frowned slightly.

“That’s not right, Brother Fan. I prefer straight, long, black hair!”

Young Master B Wang Shouyi couldn’t help but retort.

“Brother Fan, is it that simple? Just big, bodacious, long hair?”

He Dongdong asked in surprise.

“Yeah, Old Fan, isn’t that condition a little too simple?”

“You can find tons of girls like that out there!”

Sao Man Peng Shaoqiang also said with a frown.

Gu Yifan glanced at him and said coolly, “Who told you it was one condition?”

“It’s four conditions, okay?”

Peng Shaoqiang: “?????”

Wang Shouyi: “?????”

He Dongdong: “?????”

The three exchanged glances, their faces a mask of utter confusion.

But Gu Yifan didn’t explain, which was driving the three of them crazy.

…

After a long moment, it was Sao Man Peng Shaoqiang who reacted first.

“Holy shit!”

He yelled, then looked at Gu Yifan in shock.

“Old Fan, oh, Old Fan, that’s our genius alright!”

“Absolutely brilliant!”

he couldn’t help but exclaim in admiration.

Meanwhile, Wang Shouyi and He Dongdong still hadn’t caught on, and they just stared blankly at the other two.

“Hey, Sao Man, what are you and Brother Fan talking about?”

Wang Shouyi asked.

“Yeah, why can’t I understand what you’re saying?”

He Dongdong chimed in, looking just as confused.

Gu Yifan still didn’t explain.

Instead, it was Sao Man Peng Shaoqiang who spoke to them. “Old Fan really did mean four conditions. You boys have grown up now; you need to learn how to parse a sentence! Just try parsing ‘big, bodacious, long hair’ and you’ll get it!”

“Parse it?”

Wang Shouyi and He Dongdong exchanged a look.

“Big… bodacious… uh…!!!”

After muttering it to themselves, their eyes instantly went wide.

“Holy shit!”

They couldn’t help but turn their gaze to Gu Yifan.

“Brother Fan, now I finally understand why you were the nation’s top scorer on the college entrance exams!”

“You’re the man!”

Wang Shouyi couldn’t help but give Gu Yifan a thumbs-up and say in awe.

He Dongdong also gave Gu Yifan a thumbs-up.

“Brother Fan, I bow to your greatness!”

“Me too!”

Seeing the looks of utter admiration on their faces, Gu Yifan was a bit speechless.

‘I was just making it up on the spot. It was just an old internet meme from my past life!’

RING-RING—RING-RING—

Just then, the bell for class rang.

“Alright, stop messing around. Class is starting!”

Gu Yifan said, shaking his head.

Seeing this, Wang Shouyi and the others didn’t say anything more, though they were still reeling from the shock.

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At four-thirty in the afternoon, Gu Yifan’s class ended.

He had no more classes for the day, but Su Qinghe had class until a little after six.

So, he went back to their small courtyard house to rest for a bit before starting on dinner. His plan was to finish cooking, then go pick up Su Qinghe from her class.

‘If I start now, I should be done right around the time she gets out.’

After muttering to himself, Gu Yifan got up and went to the kitchen.

Once in the kitchen, Gu Yifan found that the refrigerator still had some ingredients for dishes he used to enjoy in his past life.

‘Alright, I’ll make some braised pork ribs, some fried little yellow croaker, a plate of stir-fried seasonal vegetables, and a tomato and egg soup!’

‘Mhm, not bad. Four dishes and a soup, perfect!’

‘Besides, these dishes are all relatively simple. It shouldn’t take too long!’

With that thought, Gu Yifan started cooking.

…

「At six-thirty in the evening.」

“Phew…”

“Finally done!”

Looking at the four dishes and one soup on the table—all perfect in color, aroma, and taste—Gu Yifan nodded with satisfaction.

‘Hmm, not bad. It looks pretty good!’

‘It should taste pretty good, too!’

After praising himself a bit, Gu Yifan took off his apron and went to the living room to set out the dishes and soup.

“The timing is perfect. If I go pick up Su Hanhan from class now, the food will still be warm when we get back!” Gu Yifan muttered to himself as he took off his apron.

After setting out the food, Gu Yifan left the house.

He didn’t drive his G-Wagon, opting instead to ride the small electric scooter he had bought a while ago to the academic building to pick up Su Qinghe.

…

A few minutes later, Gu Yifan arrived at Wenhua Building.

It was peak time for classes to let out, and the entrance was bustling with students coming and going.

Gu Yifan parked his electric scooter by the side of the road and stood there, waiting quietly.

Before long, students began to emerge from the building in twos and threes.

Looking at all the youthful, vibrant faces, Gu Yifan couldn’t help but sigh with feeling.

“Hey, Brother Fan, what a coincidence!”

Just then, a flirtatious-sounding voice came from the side.

Gu Yifan turned his head and saw that the speaker was none other than his classmate, Young Master B Wang Shouyi.

“Huh?”

Gu Yifan said in surprise, “Young Master B, when did you get here?”

“Hehe, I just got here too!”

Young Master B Wang Shouyi said with a chuckle.

“What are you doing here?”

Gu Yifan asked, confused.

“I’m here to pick up my girlfriend from class!”

Young Master B Wang Shouyi said, turning his head to the side.

“Girlfriend?”

Gu Yifan was slightly taken aback. He followed his gaze and saw a sweet-looking girl standing not far away.

Who else could it be but Chu Xiaomeng?

“Uh… you actually managed to win Classmate Xiaomeng over?”

Gu Yifan said, amazed.

“Hehe…!”

Young Master B Wang Shouyi’s face flushed slightly, and he looked embarrassed, but it was clear that his happiness was genuine.

“Uh… you… nice. Young Master B, you better treat her well!”

Gu Yifan couldn’t help but give him a thumbs-up.

“Brother Fan, I know. Don’t worry!”

Young Master B Wang Shouyi nodded and said earnestly.

As the two were talking, Su Qinghe and her friends walked over.

Today, Su Qinghe was wearing a white blouse, a black hip-hugging skirt, and a pair of small black leather shoes, looking incredibly youthful and vibrant.

“Hanhan!”

A gentle smile appeared on Gu Yifan’s face when he saw Su Qinghe.

Hearing Gu Yifan call out to her, a sweet smile blossomed on Su Qinghe’s face.

After everyone exchanged a few pleasantries, Gu Yifan had Su Qinghe get on the back of the electric scooter, and the two of them left…