Chapter 179 - Know My Pain, Can Stop Laughing
"Oh, come now, Harold, we are all friends here, right? Since you decided that this wasn't good enough, and wiped your brain, let me remind you, Zack! Heslin Zero, millionaire, and extraordinaire, but now I am this thing because of you!" Zero said to me and then walked around to stand in front of me, and I flinched despite not being able to move.
The creature that stepped in front of me was any but what the voice suggested. Instead, horrendous and graphically disturbing just could not encompass all the random teeth, eyes, and mouths all over the body.
Zero had galaxy-sprayed skinned with fast rotating solar systems that actively floated around the inside, but it was hard to concentrate on anything. Each time I did try to follow it, I would run into a mouth filled with a red swirling substance the spiraled inside or an eye.
"So, what do you think? King of everything, but what did I have to give up? Everything, of course, because I don't get a choice in this anymore! You made sure of that!"
Zero's casual tone turned to anger as I could feel the countless eyes narrowing on me, but I, of course, had no clue what he was talking about.
'Was this guy always such a big talker?'
[We are both deaf kids being yelled at right now, I have no idea what is going on.]
"You both are impossible! You will learn, Zack! Mark will teach you if the Scourge fails, BUT YOU WILL KNOW MY PAIN!" Zero roar and unearthly otherworld scream cut me to my core, and it seemed to come from everywhere at once.
The words were sharp, and the screams were like razors, but this constant "feel my pain" routine started to push my buttons.
'What are you? You are too scared to let me use my own voice? I can't remember you, but I don't think I need my memory back to know that you are just some entitled prick that thinks you own the world. Well, shit head, I have news for you! The universe only revolves around you until I get there and kick your ugly-looking ass off the throne.'
"You think that it will be so easy?" Zero growled and came close to me, and I felt my jaw loosen up.
"No, nothing is ever easy if it's worth it, but that won't change the end results. That's why you cheated me the first time, right? For more time, and the hopes of convincing me like the others? Whatever happened to cause all of this, I will be the one that finishes it," I said, and the mass of eyes glared at me, but I glared at the pair closest to where they should be.
[Why is he here? What does he get out of this.]
"That doesn't matter, and our time is up. Think about it, this doesn't have to stop, but you need to come to my side. Once you come, the rest will fall like dominos!" Zero declared as she leaned in closer to me until his face was almost touching-
Suddenly, and felt something hit me, and I opened my eyes as another spear hit the ground, and I was back in Neft's Keep. I didn't even think about it; I just tossed the Hellbat into the air and stepped back to the stairs as spears pelted me.
The Hellbat crashed through the ceiling, and in the same instant, all the animated dead dropped to the ground. Above, a descending roar got closer until it smashed into the ground in the form of a massive sky blue demon similar in shade to Mex and Lani.
Two halves of a globe smashed down and then shattered into red stone as the Demon started to get up, and he looked mad… what the hell?
[Hard to tell if he is angry or happy to see you.]
"You stupid Pink Man idiot stupid… Idiot!" Neft snarled, but I started to laugh; I couldn't help myself.
The Demon was massively erect with a cock as big around and almost as long as the Hellbat.
"W-What's with the hard-on? I mean, I know I do it for the ladies… hahaha, but I never knew I had this effect on men!" I stuttered and laughed at the tripoded Demon as he shook with rage, and the third leg stood more erect.
"SHUT UP! I will crush you-" Neft started to say, but I cut him off as I reached out to the side laughing, and veins in his half leg started to swell as the thing pulsated.
"-Me with that thing? Honestly, not much scared me, but I can say with confidence that the veiny elephant leg stabbing from your hips is putting the fear into me!" I laughed, and I swear the big bright blue thing started to turn purple like he was holding his breath, but the wrong head was changing colors.
[Better stop teasing him, he looks like he might try with the hard-on he has for you!]
'Hey! That's not funny! That thing would make a whale scream!'
"I am going to rip your head off and then-" Neft started to roar, but I cut him off again, almost in tears, as I backed up, waving my hands in front of myself for him to stop; it was too much and too easy.
"Oh god, don't say what I think you are going to say! I don't want to get penetrated anywhere with that whale stretcher!" I said, but Neft finally seemed to get the idea that I was not taking the threats seriously, and he stabbed his hands out to the side.
A hole on each side cut open, and I stood straight and settled down, unlike the giant dick in my face. I wonder if he was going to use it as a weapon.
[Maybe you shouldn't have lost your shorts and stolen a frying pan to cover your ass with!]
'There isn't a suit of armor that could resist that ass splitter!'
[Don't drop the Hellbat! Haha!]