Mia is Not a Trouble-Maker!

Chapter 74: Shaman Dance

Translator: Henyee Translations       Editor: Henyee Translations

When Amelia heard this, she immediately covered her ears! Her master was too much! He would teach her whenever he was free, and it was things that she didn’t understand. Her master even said that this was basic knowledge!

However, even though she covered her ears, Elmer’s voice still floated in, “Today, Master will teach you the five mystic arts, namely, mountain, medicine, fate, divination, and physiognomy. Mountain refers to entering the mountain to cultivate the Dao, alchemy, talismans, secret techniques, formation of troops, and other difficult realms. Medicine is very easy to understand. Traditional Chinese medicine, purple star astrology, shamanism, and so on are all in the category of medicine.”

Amelia’s interest was immediately piqued. “Shamanism? Then does Mia still need to learn how to dance?

Elmer: Who did you learn it from? How do you know about shaman dancing?

Amelia waved her hand. “Mia doesn’t want to learn Shaman dancing!” She had gone out with her father once and saw a lunatic. She claimed to be a shaman and even danced, begging for rain. Her movements were like she had cramps, and in the end, she was captured.

Elmer was speechless. “That kind of secret technique doesn’t require you to dance. High-level secret techniques usually only require you to move your fingers. Forget it, you won’t understand even if I tell you now. Next.”

Amelia.• • n ???” Her small head was filled with question marks.

Elmer continued, ‘You just need to know that after you learn well, you can treat your grandmother’s legs.”

With that, Amelia instantly got up from the air mattress and sat down obediently. Treat grandmother! Her mother had said that she had to take good care of her grandmother! So she had to learn this!

Elmer’s lips curled up silently. Hmph, how could he be unable to deal with a child?

Elmer said, “Next is Fate. Fate is the study of destiny, including eight characters, stars, and fortune-telling. Divination is the six yao, qi men, and dream interpretation…

Amelia raised her hand again. “Fortune-telling and dream interpretation? Mia has heard of them and seen them before, but those fortune-tellers were all captured by the urban management and law enforcement uncles.” It was also the last time she went out with her father that a blind uncle said that he wanted to read her fortune. In the end, she met the law enforcement uncles. That blind uncle ran away very quickly!

Amelia’s face was filled with conflict. “Master, can you teach me some knowledge that won’t get me captured?”

Elmer: “… ” Where did that bastard Jonathan take Amelia?! What a mess!

Amelia tilted her head. “Where did Dad take me? I don’t know where. Dad only said that he was going to buy cigarettes and asked me to wait for him. I waited for a long time, but he didn’t come back. It was already dark. In the end, it was the police who sent me home.”

Elmer: “… ” The smile on his lips immediately disappeared. Therefore, Jonathan was not bringing Amelia out to play at all, but to abandon her!

Elmer sneered. “Your father told you to wait, so you waited?”

Amelia nodded innocently. She stood on the spot obediently and did not move at all, but her father did not come back in the end.

Amelia’s eyelashes trembled and her head drooped. “So Dad wanted to lose Mia back then, right?” Actually, she understood. The moment her father turned around and left, she knew that he didn’t want her anymore. She stood there for a long time. There were many people around, but she didn’t know where to go.

Elmer choked. This silly disciple!

Elmer: “Remember, in the future, if others don’t want you, you shouldn’t want them either, okay? Mia, remember, the person who abandoned you is never worthy of forgiveness. He’s not worthy of making you sad!

Amelia nodded as if she understood. Soon, a smile appeared on her face. Perhaps it was because she was stronger than before and had someone who truly loved and cared about her, but she no longer cared about the pain in the past.

Amelia said, “Master, teach Mia Chinese medicine. Mia has heard of Chinese medicine. Chinese medicine is very magical. It can treat illnesses and save people. I won’t be taken away.”

Elmer sighed. Could they not talk about being caught? He was a legitimate businessman!

‘Chinese medicine is traditional medicine… Elmer rambled on. Amelia listened carefully, but when he turned around, he realized that she had fallen asleep! She was sleeping soundly!

Elmer: “… ” He had really given a lesson for nothing.

Old Madam Walton sat not far from Amelia and looked at the scenery. Occasionally, she would turn around and look at Amelia. M/hen she saw Amelia talking to Seven and then falling asleep with her head tilted, her heart softened. She whispered to someone to carry Amelia to the tent to sleep.

Andrew tiptoed over and asked in disbelief, “She fell asleep just like that?” She was still playing with full energy just now, but he didn’t expect her to fall asleep in the next second! Children were too cute!