Chapter 104: Cultivating Fat Otaku Thor

Sif and the Warriors Three Series Unique Side Mission Completed: Give Me One Song’s Time. After Sif or the Warriors Three actively attack, render all four unable to fight within one minute.

Reward obtained: Lasso of Truth.

Lasso of Truth.

Description: Lies do not hurt people. Truth is the sharpest blade. — The Gray Lady.

Details: A divine artifact from the DCEU. Anyone who touches the Lasso of Truth can only speak the truth.

Buzz.

Orion Cross directly took out the Lasso of Truth in front of everyone. As expected, it had another dimension’s coordinates on it. The rope flickered with golden divine light. Its material was the golden belt of Gaia, the earth goddess, forged by the God of Fire.

"Are you going to tie me up?"

Thor looked at the Lasso of Truth in Orion Cross’s hand and asked.

"You think too highly of yourself. I just took it out to play with."

Orion Cross glanced at Thor, then turned to Coulson and the two subordinates following behind him. "Interested in testing it?"

"What is this?"

Coulson asked curiously.

"The Lasso of Truth. Touch the rope, then try to lie."

Orion Cross raised an eyebrow and spoke.

"A lie detector?"

Hearing Orion Cross say this, Coulson could not help feeling a little disappointed. He grabbed the rope with one hand. "My name is Phil Coulson, full name Phillip J. Coulson. When I was fifteen, behind the school stadium with a female classmate, I lost my vir—"

"Oh! Shit!"

Coulson hurriedly let go of the Lasso of Truth and looked at Orion Cross in horror. "What the hell is this thing?"

"It’s a light-emitting diode."

Orion Cross casually replied, then looked at the others. "Anyone else want to try? Say something heartfelt and let everyone open up."

Orion Cross noticed that when he said this, the two agents behind Coulson could not help tensing up. They even quietly took two steps back to avoid being chosen by Orion Cross.

"Wait, why didn’t you tell the truth?"

After Coulson recovered from his shock, he looked at Orion Cross in confusion. He could clearly feel that after grabbing that rope, he could only tell the truth. Then how had Orion Cross said something as obviously random as "It’s a light-emitting diode"?

"Is it strange that I’m not affected?"

Orion Cross held the Lasso of Truth and wrapped it around his arm. "I am Unkindled Ash. I am a sorceress pile driver. I am a magical girl. I am a Stand user. I am Colonel Orga Itsuka..."

A string of nonsense continuously came out of Orion Cross’s mouth. It was as if the Lasso of Truth really were just a glowing toy.

"I recorded that."

Natasha raised her phone and waved it at Orion Cross with a smile, pressing the play button.

"I am a magical girl. I am..."

"Looks like I need to reconsider the ownership of that thing."

Hearing the voice coming from the phone, Orion Cross felt somewhat embarrassed and glared at Natasha.

"My mistake. Deleted."

Natasha immediately gave in, paused the playback, and deleted the recording inside.

"Coulson, send someone to pick up those other three guys."

Orion Cross put away the rope, jumped downstairs, casually threw the unconscious Sif back upstairs, then jumped back up himself.

Bang!

Sif crashed into the ceiling and ended up hanging from the slowly rotating fan, spinning along with it.

"I can tell you have no intention of killing them or me. What exactly do you want to do? Or... is the one you truly want to face only my father?"

Thor got up, walked in front of Orion Cross, and looked seriously into his eyes as he asked.

"Killing an old man whose days are numbered is meaningless to me. But I will let him see some interesting things to enrich his twilight years."

Orion Cross chuckled and replied.

Odin had now fully entered his old age. The Odin Sleep could only slightly restore his strength so he could deal with a few final emergencies. Whether it was Laufey of the Frost Giants or Malekith of the Dark Elves, both were problems left for Thor and Loki to solve. From that alone, it was clear that Odin was already a dying lion. Perhaps his only remaining use was deterrence, along with a final strike that might still exist.

"Thank you. No matter what else you want to do, I will accept it. This is what Asgard owes you. You are a true warrior."

Thor had become much calmer. Not only had he been banished, he had also experienced the feeling of becoming a mortal. The more he experienced that, the more he could feel how great and terrifying Orion Cross had been back then. The sense of loss after once possessing power and then becoming mortal had once made him despair. Even now, it still did.

"Sorry, I almost forgot. I’m just an ordinary person who was banished. I’m not qualified to say these things on behalf of Asgard. Hahaha!"

After Thor finished speaking, he laughed loudly, turned around, walked to the corner of the room, and took another bottle of beer from a crate.

"Alcohol is a good thing, but you can’t just drink. It’s bad for your health."

Orion Cross smiled and reminded him. Then he turned to Coulson. "Why are you standing there? The crown prince of Asgard is drinking here. Aren’t you going to bring some snacks to go with the alcohol?"

"Uh? Bring what?"

Coulson froze slightly, finding it strange that Orion Cross’s attitude had suddenly changed. Could it really be mutual appreciation between warriors?

"Fried chicken, cheeseburgers, chocolate, fried skewers, barbecue, chips... Also, buy him a PS3 and a high-end computer."

Orion Cross looked at Coulson, whose gaze was gradually becoming blank, and frowned. "Don’t stand there stunned. If the money isn’t enough, I’ll pay. Just make sure there’s plenty."

"...All right, I understand."

Coulson nodded, turned around, took out his phone, and instructed logistics to purchase supplies.

"Thank you. You’re truly too generous. You will be one of my best friends, I, Thor, swear it!"

Seeing Orion Cross repay resentment with virtue like this, Thor was immediately somewhat moved. He raised his cup toward him. "I toast to you!"

After downing it in one gulp, Thor followed Asgardian tradition and smashed the cup on the ground.

"Prepare a soft bed and a beanbag chair for him too. Also, he’s already mortal now. Don’t let him go out and exercise or anything. It would be bad if he got hurt somewhere."

Orion Cross smiled at Thor, then turned to Coulson, who had just hung up the phone, and added a few more things.

"Anything else? Better say it all at once."

Coulson smiled helplessly and asked. He still found it very strange. According to Nick Fury’s simple personality analysis of Orion Cross, Orion Cross should not be acting like this at all.

But Coulson had forgotten that because he had known from the start that Thor was a god, he had subconsciously overlooked the fact that gods could also grow fat, and that gods could also have their strength and stamina decline.

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