Married to his secret crush

''The whole bottle,'' She pointed her chin towards the bottle of whiskey.

The bartender who was refilling her glass for the tenth time, looked at her in amazement and a bit of concern, "Miss, can you take it?"

"Of course, I can…" Yu Mei slurred. She picked up the bottle of drink and downed his contents in one go. As the burning sensation intensified in her throat, so did her feelings, "You…have escorts here?" She asked looking at the bartender who nodded, "Good. Get me the best material."

The bartender was speechless but he still looked at his friend, "Go, tell them to send the best escort for the young miss here," Though the girl was chubby and looked worn out, but she reeked of wealth from head to toe in her expensive outfit. 

Not to mention, her beautiful doll-like face, one glance at her was enough to ensure that she belonged to some prominent family so he did not want to offend her.

''Wait…" Yu Mei propped her chin on her palm, "Not one. I want three.'' She muttered showing two fingers at the man.

''Young Miss has heavy tastes…" The man mumbled before turning to look at the staff, "You heard her. Go get three of the best escorts," The other man nodded and left.

''You're obedient." With her face flushed slightly because of the alcohol, she blinked her starry eyes at the man.

"Of course. Young Miss, do you want something else?" The man came over to bootlick his biggest customer of the day.

"Most expensive Wine you got..." She replied almost immediately.

The bartender could almost imagine a holy cash cow sitting in front of him. ''Sure..'' He got the bottle for her.

She blinked and fumbled with her bag for a long time and took out a gold car before passing it to the man, "I like obedient people the most. Here, this is Luoluo's card. Spend all the money and give me more wine…" She slurred and picked up the bottle, downing half its contents.

Dollar bills flashed in the man's eyes, "Miss Luoluo is so nice..''

Yu Mei couldn't agree more, ''Indeed.''

Soon, the escorts were presented to her.

The man returned the gold card to her before asking, ''Young Miss, these are the best ones we have here," The bartender asked ''Shall I arrange the room?"

At this point, a few people around them have been noticing the extravagant girl. It was nothing new for rich girls to seek escorts at a place like this but a girl having three escorts at once was quite a sight to see. 

She shook her head and extended her legs towards the barstool in front of her as she observed the three men, "Hmm…They are good.." She commented, satisfied.

All the three men surrounded her looking at the gold in her hand.

''You…You are Zixuan 1.." She said, pointing at the man standing towards her left. She then glanced at the man standing near her leg, "Zixuan 2…and you are Zixuan 3…" She said, to the man on her right.

''Young Miss, is it some roleplay? And shall we go to the room?'' One of the escorts asked looking at his brothers.

''My game, my rules. You play, I pay. Got it?'' she asked to which they nodded eagerly looking at the shiny gold card in her hand.

It seemed a very exciting and stimulating kind of roleplay.

Yu Mei smiled, downing the entire wine down her throat. Her brain turned fuzzy for a moment as the sweet taste dominated her mouth as she looked at the bartender, "One more!'' She said before looking at her Zixuans.

Her vision was turning blurry because of the alcohol but she blinked, "Zixuan 1…'

''Yes, Young Miss?" The man with brown hair immediately straightened up realizing that it was time to show his skills. He was surprised that a woman would want their service in public but he had no hesitation over that. 

Just as he started stripping himself, the woman spoke up again, "You will massage my legs," Not noticing their dumbstruck expressions, she continued, ''Zixuan 2 will fill my glass, and Zixuan 3 will massage my shoulders.''

''Start now! I don't like disobedient people,'' She coldly said and the men snapped out of their trance before getting to their jobs.

They were however weeping in their hearts. Where is their dignity as the hottest male escorts?

This time, Yu Mei sipped her drink from the glass slowly while enjoying their service, "Roses are red violets are blue…" She mumbled and looked at the man who was massaging her legs, "Zixuan 1…You…Repeat after me…'' 

''Roses are red, Violets are blue…" Zixuan 1 spoke up coyly.

At this point. Some people nearby have already started to record the unusual scene playing out in the club.

Yu Mei nodded, "Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have never seen a bigger jerk than you.''

''Roses are red, violets are blue. I have never seen a bigger jerk than you," The man repeated after her, massaging her legs a bit coquettishly this time.

She kicked his hand away, "Are you calling me a jerk?''

The man wanted to cry for real, "Roses are red, violets are blue. I, Zixuan 1, have never seen a bigger jerk than me."

An evil smile crept unto the woman's lips, "Zixuan 2. Repeat after me."

"Yes, young Miss.''

''Carrots are orange, apples are red. I, Jun Zixuan, am a big dumb head.''

The man obediently repeated the sentence.

The woman giggled, extremely pleased with herself.

''Young Miss, you left me," Zixuan 3 cried. ''How could I?" Yu Mei waved her hand. Her vision was a bit blurry, she rubbed her eyes, ''Grapes are green…Orange is o-orange,'' She slurred.

Zixuan 3 excitedly repeated, ''Grapes are green, orange is orange…''

''I, Jun Zixuan, am mentally challenged!"

The onlookers: "_"

They felt sympathy for the person named Jun Zixuan even though they did not know him. 

Comrade, how did you provoke this devil?