Chapter 31: I Was Sexually Molested!

Initially, I only intended to buy some towels and toothpaste and be done with it. But I forgot about Athena and Venus, who completely lose their minds the moment shopping is mentioned. The two goddesses went on a wild shopping spree in the supermarket and only stopped once they were satisfied—even though there were many things we wouldn’t even use.

Only when I pushed a cart brimming with items to the checkout counter and paid under the astonished gazes of onlookers did I begin to wonder: How on earth am I going to carry all this back? Turning around, I saw Athena and Venus standing outside, laughing hysterically at me. They exchanged glances while whispering secretly to each other. I scratched my head. Could they have bought so much stuff on purpose just to make me carry it?

It took fully seven or eight large plastic bags to pack everything up. Carrying three in each hand and slinging two over my neck, I stumbled out of the supermarket. I glared fiercely at Venus, but she just pulled a cute face back at me and mischievously stuck out her tongue. I sighed in frustration—I really had no way of dealing with her. I couldn’t hit her, nor could I scold her; she was practically a living ancestor!

Since I couldn’t do anything about her, I decided to ignore her existence altogether. On the way back to the dorm, I chatted with Athena in my mind: "Nee-san, what do you think I should say during my speech at Yasuda Auditorium tomorrow?"

Predictably, with Venus’s lively personality, she rushed to answer first: "What’s the big deal? My sister was a high-ranking official in the Divine Realm for so many years—just let her write a couple of lines for you!" She kept fluttering around right in front of me as she spoke.

Pretending not to see her, I continued asking Athena: "Should I talk about astronomy and geography, or share my ambitious aspirations?"

Venus chimed in again: "That’s a speech! What do you think you’re doing? Astronomy and geography?!"

"Nee-san, I still feel it’s better to share some personal reflections and then inspire everyone!" I continued talking to Athena as if I hadn’t heard Venus at all.

Athena, being the Goddess of Wisdom herself, was sharp as ice. She immediately caught onto my intention and played along with great amusement: "Hmm, it would be even better if you added some classic historical anecdotes!"

Seeing that neither of us was paying attention to her, Venus pouted her small lips and cried out with immense grievance: "Onee-sama...!" The sound stretched out for a full ten seconds!

Athena covered her ears, looking as if she couldn’t take it anymore. When Venus finally stopped, Athena laughed and scolded playfully: "Whining like that is so sickening. Alright, I’ll stop teasing you."

"Hehe, I knew Onee-sama was the best to me! Fuitsu is the worst. Next time, I won’t help you chase girls!"

Seeing Athena and Venus joining forces again, I had no choice but to choose silence for the time being, and we happily made our way back to the dorm.

After having lunch, I began decorating and arranging the room under Athena’s direction. One moment she’d tell me to put the cabinet in front of the bed, and the next moment she’d change her mind and ask to move it to the small living room. It took three or four complete rearrange-and-adjust cycles before she was finally satisfied. Such intense physical activity left me dripping with sweat and feeling thoroughly uncomfortable, so I went into the bathroom to take a nice hot shower. It was absolutely heavenly.

After rinsing the foam off my head, I realized I had forgotten to bring a towel in with me. I had no choice but to run out stark naked, grab a newly purchased towel from one of the shopping bags, and start drying my dripping hair.

Suddenly, I heard the sound of the door being pushed open. I turned toward the doorway, only to hear a sharp scream.

Standing at the door—who knows when she had gotten there—was a fiery, sexy woman in her early twenties. She wore a sky-blue, tight-fitting short-sleeved t-shirt on top and a low-rise denim skirt on the bottom. Her short hair reached down only to her earlobes, framing a fair, oval face. Beneath her delicate eyebrows were a pair of bright, expressive eyes—though at this moment, those bright eyes were staring straight at my lower body.

A cool breeze blew past, making me feel a sudden chill down below. Only then did I remember I was stark naked! With a loud yell, I used the towel to cover my lower half while my eyes frantically searched for clothes.

"Why aren’t you wearing any clothes?! Are you some kind of pervert?!" the woman recovered her senses and roared at me.

There must be some mistake here! You looked at my naked body and now you’re yelling at me?! I couldn’t find my damn clothes anywhere—at a time like this, even a pair of boxers would do! As I turned around to search for clothes, my bare rear end inevitably caught her eyes. Hearing her words, my temper flared: "Whether I wear clothes in my own dorm room or not is none of your business! You’re really turning the tables here—what are you doing barging into my dorm room unannounced?!"

"This is your dorm room?!"

"Nonsense! Now get out!"

"On what grounds?! You didn’t buy this room, did you? It still belongs to Tokyo University! I’m not leaving—let’s see what you can do about it!" The woman’s delicate eyebrows twitched as she argued unreasonably.

"Damn it, you bitch! Do you just want to watch me put on clothes or what?!" I couldn’t hold back the rage in my heart any longer and cursed.

"You dare curse at me?! I’ll kill you!" With that, she charged at me, throwing punches and kicks.

With one hand holding the towel to cover my lower body and the other shielding my head, I tried my best to dodge her barrage. Since I wasn’t wearing shoes either, my feet slipped on the floor, and before long, I took several hard hits from her.

Dammit, the more I think about it, the angrier I get! She was completely unreasonable! Not only did she enter someone else’s dorm without permission, but she also resorted to physical violence. What was most unforgivable was that after seeing me naked, she even called me a pervert!

Spotting a gap in her attack, I grabbed her outstretched fist tightly. Unable to break free, she swung her other hand toward my face. I quickly grabbed her other hand with my free arm. With that, the towel naturally slipped to the ground, leaving me completely naked once more.

The woman looked down, saw my full body again, and let out another ear-splitting scream. Panicking as well, and to prevent her from looking at me any further, I lunged forward and pinned her underneath me.

This woman was far too unruly! Even after being pinned beneath me, she actually tried to bring her knee up to strike my groin! How insane is that?! If that hit landed solid, my lineage would be ended right then and there! Truly, a woman’s heart can be deadly.

Realizing this, I showed her no further courtesy. The moment her knee lifted, I slid my leg between hers, forcing her shapely, athletic thighs apart and rendering her completely unable to move.

Seeing herself overpowered and unable to budge, the woman resorted to using her mouth. She opened her mouth to bite my face, but luckily I dodged quickly. Glaring at me furiously, she cursed: "You bastard! Let go of me right now!"

Looking down at the woman pinned tightly beneath me and our ambiguous posture, my thoughts inadvertently drifted to Shin Garei’s charming passion when we were in this exact position during lovemaking. Suddenly, my body reacted. A surge of heat rose from my lower abdomen, and before long, it was pressing against the inside of her short skirt.

My face flushed bright red, and I considered releasing her. But on second thought, I gave up the idea—who knew what she would do to me the moment I let go?

In early September, the weather was still sweltering heat, and since she wasn’t wearing thick clothing, she naturally felt the changes in my body. In an instant, her face turned pale and her beautiful eyes practically flickered with rage. Yet, she didn’t dare curse at me anymore, fearing that provoking me further might lead to her being assaulted!

Seeing that she stopped cursing and squirming, my grip on her wrists loosened slightly. Looking at her, I said: "As long as you stop hitting me, I’ll let you go!"

The woman didn’t want to admit defeat, but under the firm and powerful threat pressing down from my lower body, she had no choice but to lower her proud head.

Noticing her willingness to compromise, I quickly added: "Don’t move. I’ll go put some clothes on!"

Seeing that I wasn’t going to violate her, she seemed to breathe a sigh of relief. While she was dazed, I scrambled up off the floor, grabbed the pair of boxers I had spotted earlier, and slipped them on.

The woman glared at me viciously as she scrambled up and threw a kick straight at my groin!

Fortunately, I had been on guard against her the whole time, barely dodging this potentially fatal kick. This is utterly absurd! Furious, I grabbed her collar and shouted: "Don’t push it too far, you crazy woman!"

"You bastard! How dare you lie on top of me and do... do that kind of thing?! I’m not done with you!"

"Are you even listening to reason?! I was taking a shower! You walked in without even knocking, and you’re blaming me?! Looking at you, you’re probably a thief!" In my fit of rage, I began babbling recklessly.

"You...! I’ve never seen anyone living here before! I think you’re the thief here!"

"I just moved in today!" I glanced over at the two single beds in the room, then looked at her and asked: "Don’t tell me you live here too?!"

"Bah! In your dreams!" as she spoke, her eyes darted toward the balcony on the opposite side.

"Oh, so you don’t live here? Then get out! You’re not welcome here!" I really didn’t want this lunatic staying in my room any longer.

"You...!" Stamping her foot in cute indignation, the woman opened the door and ran out!