Ch. 309 - Isnt This A Bit Too Ridiculous

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Chapter 309 - Isn't This... Too Ridiculous?

Chen Shu pried the dog's mouth open and prepared to pour the entire Disguise Potion down its throat.

"Awooo!"

The Husky struggled relentlessly, clearly resisting.

"Senior Ning, get a little closer."

The Swift Wind Sparrow cautiously advanced toward the battlefield ahead, alarm flickering in its eyes, ready to retreat at any moment.

When the distance between the two sides reached two thousand meters, the Swift Wind Sparrow absolutely refused to go any further.

Chen Shu had no choice but to have the Swift Wind Sparrow land first.

The moment they touched down, the Husky immediately started convulsing on the ground, all four legs flailing — just short of foaming at the mouth.

No matter what Chen Shu tried, it refused to take the potion.

Chen Shu spoke calmly, "Keep stalling and I'll just bury you."

"Awooo! Awoo!"

The Husky's eyes rolled around, a glint of skill light flashing within them.

In an instant, an identical Husky appeared!

"Huh?"

Chen Shu paused for a second, then immediately understood the Husky's intent.

"Holy crap, your IQ actually went up!"

Chen Shu ruffled the dog's head. He hadn't expected it to use a clone as a substitute.

This way, there were completely no consequences to worry about — and the clone was far more obedient than the real Husky.

He poured the Disguise Potion straight into the clone's mouth.

"Go forth, my little warrior!"

Chen Shu ordered it to "retrieve" the Silver Lord's True Treasure.

"Awooo!"

The Husky clone gave a hop and headed straight for the battlefield of the two King-rank beasts.

Just as it came within a kilometer...

The unexpected happened.

"Kshhh!"

The Silver Lord's black tree body shuddered and immediately turned its head to look.

Though it had no eyes, it was unmistakably staring at the Husky.

"Awooo!"

The Husky remained undaunted, bouncing forward in a straight line.

"Roar!"

The White Lion let out a roar, but its eyes were filled with worry. It wanted to sweep past the black tree.

Both King-rank beasts were visibly agitated.

They didn't seem to want to harm the Husky — it was more like they wanted to protect it!

"Holy crap!"

Chen Shu rubbed his chin. He was starting to piece together the situation.

The Disguise Potion didn't just target a single beast.

Clearly, both King-rank beasts now believed the Husky was their most beloved kin.

The Husky ran freely forward.

The two King-rank beasts even deliberately slowed their attacks, terrified of catching it in the crossfire.

Then the Dumb Husky clone leaped — and climbed straight up the black tree's trunk.

Because of its appearance, the battle between the two King-rank beasts had actually subsided.

"Awooo!"

Completely unruffled, the Dumb Husky clone plucked off a True Treasure.

The black tree merely patted the Dumb Husky's head with a branch, showing absolutely no sign of aggression.

"Roar!"

The White Lion also refrained from attacking — instead, it let out a threatening roar.

In its eyes, its one and only offspring had fallen into enemy hands.

It had instantly become hesitant to act.

"Kshhh!"

The black tree wheeled around and glared at the White Lion, outraged that the other dared set its sights on its own child.

The Husky, still unfazed, climbed again, aiming to grab a second True Treasure.

But the black tree's branches swept in, caught the Husky mid-climb, and gently set it down on the ground — all while guarding vigilantly against the White Lion.

Roar!

The White Lion erupted in fury. It had to rescue its offspring.

The two King-rank beasts were on the verge of resuming their all-out battle!

"This is way too f***ing absurd."

The expressions on all five of Chen Shu's group were identical — blank stares, mouths hanging open, every single one of them like utter idiots.

The White Lion believing the Husky was its offspring — that was barely understandable.

But a black tree thinking the same thing? This had already surpassed the known boundaries of absurdity!

What was it thinking? A tree... giving birth to a dog?!

"Isn't this... a bit too ridiculous..."

Qiao Yue turned her head, her gaze fixed unblinkingly on Chen Shu.

"Junior Chen Shu, what the hell kind of potion is that?! Isn't it a little too overpowered?!"

Ning Qingyi was just as dumbfounded, demanding an explanation.

"Unscientific... unscientific..."

Lu Zhining kept muttering the word over and over, like she'd been possessed.

Chen Shu cleared his throat and said, "Seniors, I know that from a realistic standpoint, you might have some trouble accepting this."

"The problem is — from a sci-fi standpoint, we're having even more trouble accepting it!"

The three of them shouted in unison, still absolutely stunned.

Fang Si, on the other hand, simply sighed from the sidelines. The first time anyone saw Chen Shu's potion effects, there was simply no accepting it.

Just then, the Dumb Husky clone started moving to re-approach the battlefield.

But it received an order and immediately turned and ran toward the rear.

Seeing their offspring leave the battlefield, the two King-rank beasts cast aside all restraint and erupted into a ferocious battle!

"Roar!"

The White Lion raged madly. It had to rescue its child!

A terrifying roar echoed throughout the Lieyang Hills.

Clearly, it was calling for reinforcements!

"Kshhh kshhh kshhh!"

The black tree shook its branches, producing an eerily unique sound, and likewise sent its call spreading toward the Living Wood Swamp.

Summoning reinforcements was a trick it knew too!

Wanna fight? Then let's fight — they both had thousands upon thousands of underlings!

Besides, the black tree's territory was a Dangerous-level dimensional space. The beasts under its command could completely steamroll the other side!

"Seniors, get ready to run!"

Chen Shu took the green stone from the Husky clone's mouth and immediately ordered it to run in another direction.

By now, the clone's body was already turning slightly transparent.

Clearly, the skill's duration was about to end!

Otherwise, given Chen Shu's greed, how could he possibly stop at just one True Treasure?

Everyone's expressions were alight with excitement. They swallowed hard, and the Swift Wind Sparrow immediately fled into the distance.

The black tree had initially been deeply worried seeing its "offspring" approach a group of humans.

But now, seeing it leave safely, it breathed a sigh of relief.

Ding! "Choice complete. Reward obtained: Elemental Beast all attributes +10%!"

Chen Shu's eyes shone with excitement. Even his hand trembled as he gripped the green stone.

A Black Iron-rank True Treasure was already worth over a hundred million. So what did that make a Silver-rank one worth?!

"I'm gonna be rich! I'm gonna be so rich!"

He kept muttering to himself, no longer sparing any attention for the seniors' shock.

The Swift Wind Sparrow also understood the danger. It exploded forward at full speed, heading straight for the dimensional exit.

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

By now, the Living Wood Swamp had descended into chaos. Countless fierce beasts, having received their King's command, were swarming toward the convergence point of the two dimensions.

Ten minutes passed, and the Disguise Potion's effect wore off right on cue.

The two King-rank beasts, still in the throes of rage, suddenly froze.

"Huh?"

The two beasts stared at each other, both immediately transforming into the posture of The Thinker.

"Kshhh kshhh kshhh!"

In an instant, the black tree's countless branches lashed wildly, its heart flooded with fury.

It had snapped back to full clarity. That Dumb Husky from earlier was absolutely NOT its descendant!

Someone had deceived it — and even stolen a piece of its treasure right under its nose?!

The black tree was going berserk. It hadn't just lost a True Treasure.

More importantly — it had been played for a complete fool, like an absolute idiot, by a pack of ants!