Investing in the Villainess Who Ruined Me Gives 10,000x Returns
Chapter 152: A True Sentence
Coin was plucking a goose when Aren came down into the Kitchen, and he held it up by the neck so that Aren could admire it.
"Look at him, my friend. Fat, quiet, and he thought nobody knew where he slept."
Aren sat at the end of the counter and pulled a feather out of his soup.
"The Sarkhane clerk comes back at noon." Coin tore out a fistful of white feathers. "Four hundred crowns, he says, for the face inside Nil. Yesterday he offered a hundred. A face that goes up four times in one night is a face worth keeping, so tell me what it is worth to you."
’If I pay him to keep it, the clerk comes back with eight hundred, and Coin asks me for nine. A secret that only gets dearer is a loan I can never pay off.’
"Nothing," Aren said. "Sell it."
Coin’s big hands stopped in the feathers.
"Sell him a face," Aren went on. "A true one. You never sell a false name."
"Never! It spoils the price of the true ones."
"Then who wore that helm before me?"
Coin threw back his head, and feathers flew off the counter. "That helm? It comes back to me more often than my soup bowls. I’ve sold it eleven times this year. Two of them are in the Undervault, seven are in the ground, and one is in the Church’s cells for a reason I’m paid to forget."
’Eleven men, and I paid full price.’
"And one left the city."
Coin set the goose down.
"Bram Tosk. Pill-fed, colorless, Rank C, nose broken twice. He worked the night gate alone, until a week before you came down my stairs, then went down the Ferrant road with a salt caravan, on a year’s contract." He sighed happily. "He owes me nothing, which is rare, and he has no family in Aurem, which is rarer. And he went out in the dark without telling a soul."
"Then that’s the sentence. The last man who gave you his name inside that helm was Bram Tosk."
"Which is perfectly true." Coin turned it over in his mouth like a sweet. "You gave me no name at all."
"The clerk will hear what he paid for. Nobody in Aurem can say what day Bram left. The only men who can are with a salt caravan somewhere past Ferrant. Lucan will pay four hundred crowns for a month of riders chasing the wrong nose. You lose nothing."
"And what do I get for my best sentence?"
"Fifty crowns."
"A hundred. It’s a beautiful sentence."
"Fifty, and I pluck the goose."
Coin pushed the bird down the counter to him and wiped his hands. "The House accepts!"
Aren plucked. He pulled too hard, and the feathers came out in clumps, and Coin kept telling him to go gently or the skin would tear.
The clerk came down the stairs at the noon bell, a narrow young man in Sarkhane colors, with ink on both cuffs and a purse he hugged to his chest. He did not look at the boy plucking a goose at the end of the counter.
[Unknown. Rank E. Hostility: 0%.]
Coin weighed the purse, opened it and counted it out, so the clerk could watch every coin go into the apron.
"The name of Nil," the clerk said.
Coin leaned on the counter. "The last man who gave me his name inside that helm was Bram Tosk."
The clerk wrote it down. "Describe him."
"Pill-fed. Colorless, Rank C. His nose has been broken twice, once to the left and once back again. He talks like the Eighth Ring and laughs like a donkey." Coin smiled. "A good boy. He paid his boots off early."
"Where does he sleep?"
"That’s another four hundred."
The clerk shut his book, bowed and went back up the stairs two at a time.
Coin patted his apron lovingly, where the Sarkhane gold and Aren’s fifty lay together. "Twice in one morning, and both times I told the truth." He picked up the goose and inspected it. "You tore the skin."
At the second bell after noon, Nil walked the outer court of the Glass Wing with Kesh, and Kesh had opened a book on the Choosing.
"Three grandsons, one bride." He was writing in a little notebook as he walked. "Whoever raises her highest by spring gets her, and the north with her. That’s the Emperor’s word, and it’s the only thing in Aurem that never moves. Everything else moves. Look!"
He showed Nil the page. Varek, two to one. Lucan, even yesterday, three to one this morning. Theo had a line through his name and a small drawing of a sheep.
"She went to Marrow on somebody’s pill, so next it’s Heart, and Heart wants a Drum pill." He tapped his own chest, under the bronze band. "Lucan walked out of Ambar yesterday with one in a jade box. Grade four, sixteen thousand, the best the Veils ever sold. Nobody in this city has seen a better one. Never bet against a man with a box under his arm, friend. I did once, and I slept in a stable all winter."
Nil kept walking.
"Do you want in? A copper on anyone."
Nil took a copper out of his belt and pointed with it at the inner door.
Kesh looked at the door, and then at the black mesh. "On her? She’s not running, friend. She’s the prize." He took the copper anyway and wrote it down. "Nil, the bride, one copper. You’re the only man in Aurem on that line."
Aren did his own sums on the next four laps.
’Sixteen thousand for a four. One grade six Marrow, and the whole First Ring has talked of nothing else for a day. A Drum pill purer than any that has ever been sold, with three princes bidding against each other for a bride and half a continent, has no ceiling at all.’
’And whichever prince pays for it, the hands that pressed it are mine. So is the wheel.’
On the fifth lap he stopped at the broken fountain and found the hole in his sums.
’After the leash, no prince sets a pill on the Treasurer’s glass unless a licensed maker answers for it. Without the Bureau’s stamp, the best Drum in Solvane sells in a cellar, for cellar money.’ He looked at the dry stone. ’Seren lost her licence with her name. The goose came through the Measure as purchased, and Sefa already counted him once. Nil is a sword on a roster. Hush, then. The House already vouches for him, and with a hood up, nobody keeps the face.’
Coin had the papers on the counter before Aren sat down that night.
"You want to sell something you can’t sell," he said. "I can always tell. Men who want that sit down slower."
"A licence for the high grades. In the name Hush."
"Ten thousand crowns to the Bureau, and an exam in front of a panel." Coin licked his thumb and turned one paper round. "The House pays the fee. The House always pays first and collects later. And then you’ll want somewhere to sell it."
He laid a second paper on the first. It carried the Treasurer’s seal, an open ledger under a crown.
"The Gift Auction. Licensed makers put their best lots in front of the grandsons, and the grandsons buy what they mean to give her. The crown takes a tenth of every hammer price. Twelve days from now, in the long hall of the palace, and no steel goes past that door under the Emperor’s seal, not even a prince’s sword." He tapped the seal. "My swords stand on the walls, the Treasurer pays me by the sword, and so the House always has a seat at the makers’ table."
"How much?"
"Half of what’s left after the crown’s tenth. And one small favor, later, of my choosing."
Aren didn’t reach for the pencil. "Crowns only. Written down."
Coin put a hand on his heart. "You and that clause."
"The fee comes back to you first, off the top. Then a tenth of the rest."
"A tenth! I’m not the crown."
"No. The crown doesn’t pay ten thousand up front." Aren drank his soup. "A fifth, then. You’ve already made four hundred and fifty off my face today."
"And a goose with torn skin." Coin wrote it out, read it back aloud, and pushed the pencil across. "The crown’s tenth, the Bureau’s fee back to me off the top, my fifth of the rest. Crowns, written down, no favors. Sign, before I remember I’m a moneylender."
Aren signed: Hush.
Coin blew on the ink. "How high does this Drum go?"
"Higher than the jade box."
"The bride swallowed a grade six Marrow that wasn’t Seren’s, the same day a hired sword of mine carried a box up to her." Coin folded the papers away into his apron. "I won’t ask you who pressed it. I sell that kind of question. I don’t buy it."
The Bureau’s answer came down with Coin’s runner at noon the next day, on stiff grey paper.
Coin read it at the counter, and for once he did not laugh.
"The exam is tomorrow, at the third bell, at the Bureau on the Second Ring. One pill, pressed in front of the panel, with the Bureau’s own furnace and the Bureau’s own materials, so nobody can bring a good pot from home." He turned the paper toward Aren. "The panel has a new chair this season."
At the bottom the chair had signed in a neat round hand, and Aren knew that hand from the Deep Purse. Tarquin Veil, Master of Pills.
’He knows Hush. Last time he handed the ghost to a Cardinal, and the Cardinal got a rag and lost the Church’s sand. He won’t ask His Grace to watch him lose again. He’ll want to beat me himself, in a room full of his own rules.’ Aren folded the paper. ’So he’ll fail me politely.’
"He asked for the chair himself," Coin said. "He told the Bureau he’d heard so much about you."
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