Chapter 572 - 558: Illya’s Social Death Continues... Hassan of the Hundred Faces Takes the Stage!

Chapter 572: Chapter 558: Illya’s Social Death Continues... Hassan of the Hundred Faces Takes the Stage!

[ "Then, without further ado, help me wipe down my body..."

Immediately after the apology ended, Illya, having gained Miyu’s acknowledgment that the two were friends, instantly let herself go, even beginning to undress.

"Why did it turn into this!" Miyu, who was still immersed in the feeling of friendship, was suddenly dumbfounded and shrank back in fear.

Then, amidst a burst of holy light, Illya suddenly leaped up and pounced on Miyu like a pervert... One can only say, the lilies of the homeland have bloomed once again.

Witnessing this scene, Magical Ruby couldn’t help but sigh with emotion: "It’s good that their friendship has taken a step further."

Just then, the door was suddenly opened. The group of four, who were worried about their best friend, had brought gifts to visit Illya, wanting to give the girl inside a surprise.

"WE’VE COME TO VISIT THE SICK—!"

And then... the scene before them was indeed quite a surprise!

Within sight was Illya, amidst a burst of holy light, riding on top of the gir~l like a pervert.

"Na, naked... and a maid outfit?!"

"Sorry for disturbing you, but what kind of play is this? What high-difficulty play is this—?"

CLATTER—! The gifts, the handmade cookies from art class, fell to the ground. The four elementary school students felt as if they had grown up in that single instant.

"NOOOO—!" Illya’s scream instantly echoed throughout the mansion. ]

[ ..... ]

?Projection of All Worlds?

"Illya-chan, the lilies of the homeland have... forget saying they bloomed again; they never withered in the first place!"

"Wow, this is more than just a surprise; it’s a shock. At this rate, won’t Illya have to carry a train and flee the country overnight!"

Looking at this legendary scene of massive social death, everyone sighed in amazement... Elementary schoolers these days are truly something; they’ve reached the point of ’spoiled friendship’ so quickly.

It was from this moment that people from other worlds suddenly realized the importance of ’knocking.’ Never try a surprise raid; otherwise, the ’surprise’ might be yourself!

.....

?Type-Moon World, Fourth Holy Grail War Worldline?

Seeing this, Saber and the others looked at the two guardians with expressions of astonishment... The education of the Emiya household has to be said to be truly hardcore!

Irisviel’s cheeks instantly flushed crimson, and she lowered her head slightly, not daring to meet the gaze of those around her, as if feeling deep shame for her daughter’s behavior.

"Um... this is... uh..."

Irisviel tried to defend her daughter, but her voice was as thin as a mosquito, appearing pale and powerless.

If the maid outfit before was at most Illya’s ’little hobby,’ it could barely be understood, but the current situation was simply inexplicable...

Sorry, Illya-chan, Mama tried her best! This has already reached the borderline of perversion... A person cannot, or at least should not!

Under everyone’s gaze, Kiritsugu Emiya, the old father who had seen great storms, still appeared composed, though the hand holding his cigarette was trembling slightly...

Comparing the two, the Illya from the Carnival seemed quite alright. She might be a shut-in, but at least it’s better than being a pervert!

?A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City?

"This..."

Misaka Mikoto’s face darkened. Lesbianism—it wasn’t that she couldn’t understand it; after all, she had one right beside her.

"Onee-sama!! Kuroko specially prepared a maid outfit today; it will definitely suit you... Aaaaah!"

Blue-white electrical sparks flashed from Mikoto’s bangs, skillfully shocking a certain pervert into a piece of charcoal... Then, she tilted her head in confusion; what was she thinking about just now?

Right, lesbianism is understandable, but the point is you’re only in elementary school! Even if you’re precocious, this is a bit too early!

?Type-Moon World, Kaleid liner Prisma Illya Wordline?

"It’s over... my brief and tiny life is completely over."

At this moment, Illya’s face was ashen, her mind a complete blank.

Then, like a walking corpse, she numbly walked to Magical Ruby’s side and said blankly,

"Ruby, buy me a train ticket. The destination doesn’t matter."

"Leave it to me!"

Magical Ruby used a petal-like decoration to give a human-like thumbs up:

"Witness one of my secret functions: helping buy train tickets!"

Of course, this was just talk. After all, the previous master, Rin Tohsaka, was someone with no money, and Ruby had no money either... Besides, it’s just social death; you’ll get used to it after a few times!

.....

[ Then, at midnight, Illya, Rin Tohsaka, and the others arrived at a deep and mysterious forest. In this pitch-black darkness where one couldn’t see one’s own hand, the surroundings suddenly felt eerie and terrifying.

"There are no enemies and no cards; what’s going on?"

"Could we have gotten the place wrong?" Such a deep mountain forest was a bit scary for Illya.

Rin Tohsaka put one hand on her hip, carefully observing the surroundings: "Impossible. Since the Mirror World exists, there must be a card causing this phenomenon."

Thus, the group could only take it one step at a time, walking around to see if there were any clues. ]

[ ..... ]

?Projection of All Worlds?

"What kind of black-hearted company is this... they almost got wiped out yesterday, and yet there’s no day off? Back to work already?"

"Good grief, this isn’t 996, this is clearly 007—starting work at midnight, no days off all year round."

( Translator-kun: For those who don’t know, 996 is Chinese Work culture slang that stands for working 9:00 AM to 9:00 PM, 6 days a week.)

This black-hearted corporate behavior immediately triggered complaints from everyone. Making elementary schoolers risk their lives is one thing, but such a dense schedule and a midnight start time is just too cruel.

.....

[ "What is that?" Illya looked to the side in confusion; she thought she had just seen a ghost-like figure flash by.

Swish—

Suddenly, a dagger flashed like lightning across Illya’s neck, embedding itself deeply into the tree trunk behind her.

"Shoot!" Miyu immediately fired a Magic Bullet toward the direction the dagger came from, but there was no sensation of a hit.

Rin Tohsaka took this opportunity to hurriedly check Illyal’s injuries. Fortunately, it was a false alarm; the magical protection with physical defense had worked, and it was only a slight scratch.

"Full alert!" Rin Tohsaka rarely pulled out three gemstones, vigilantly looking in all directions.

"Dammit, sneaking around!" Illya saw the ghost-like shadow again, but just as she raised her hand, her vision became blurred.

Then, her legs went weak, and she nearly collapsed to the ground, her consciousness beginning to fade. The small wound on her neck turned pitch black and began to spread upward.

Just then, another sharp dagger shot toward the girl. Rin hurriedly pulled Illya aside, narrowly avoiding the attack: "Hey, what on earth are you spacing out for, Illya!"

At that moment, Assassin stepped out openly from the forest.

Various heights, wearing black robes and skull masks, but their numbers were absurdly high. They were—Hassan of the Hundred Faces! ]

[ ..... ]

?KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World?

"Hey, you’re Illya, not Aqua, but why does it feel like you’re being targeted too!"

Kazuma couldn’t help but complain upon seeing this.

Why is it always you getting hurt, Illya-chan!

Rider chases you all over the streets, Caster locks onto you with a bunch of magic cannons the moment she enters, and Saber completely ignores Miyu just to attack you...

And now even Assassin only targets you? Is your Taunt skill permanently turned on?

Thinking of this, Kazuma had confirmed his theory... All signs indicate that those with ’ya’ in their name are likely heartless taunting machines!

?Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline?

"Wait..."

Rin Tohsaka extended her hand to her forehead in a headache-inducing gesture, suddenly unable to understand:

"For an Assassin to walk out openly, what are they trying to do!"

An assassin class not using sneak attacks but thinking of a frontal confrontation? The Presence Concealment skill was wasted on you all!

As everyone knows, once a Hassan loses their secrecy, their melee capability is the worst among Servants. She even felt she could fight them!

Cu Chulainn also had a face full of black lines:

"To be honest, I thought for once there was an Assassin who knew how to play... turns out I thought too much."

An Assassin should act like an Assassin. Why does every class of Servant want to play melee like Archer!?

Thinking it over, Cu Chulainn felt it was all King Hassan’s fault for setting a bad example, making all those Hassans think they were Berserkers, always wanting to go on a rampage.

Shirou Emiya: "...By the way, is no one worried about Illya’s safety? She’s poisoned!"

Until he saw the Illya beside him, who had just experienced social death and was now completely calm, Shirou Emiya’s eyelid twitched.

Hey, hey, hey! Illya-chan, your other self is poisoned; is it really okay to be this unfazed? Worry about your other self a little!

?Type-Moon World, G?????r???a????n????d??? ????C????a???r????n????i???v???a????l??? Worldline, Chaldea?

"Just a slight scratch..."

The one-sister Hassan’s mouth twitched upon hearing this. Little girls, it seems you’re happy too soon.

After all, I don’t have such powerful martial arts, so... it’s very reasonable to usually put some poison on my little daggers. Although it doesn’t have the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception effect, it’s equally fatal...

Thinking of this, the one-sister Hassan couldn’t help but sigh:

"I didn’t expect that my rare appearance would still be as a villain."

Whether it’s because the Assassin class has low presence or not, since the Master brought in Zhuge Liang and Merlin, she could hardly remember how long it had been since her last appearance...

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