Chapter 565 - 551: Flying Just by Watching Anime? The Resolute Physicist, Miyu!

Chapter 565: Chapter 551: Flying Just by Watching Anime? The Resolute Physicist, Miyu!

?Type-Moon World, Kaleid liner Prisma Illya Wordline?

Watching the famous scene where Miyu turned herself into a meteor, Rin Tohsaka was dumbfounded:

"You actually believed that stupid method taught by that idiot?!"

For a moment, she couldn’t even figure out who the bigger idiot was between the two... one dared to teach, and the other dared to learn!

Miyu usually seemed like a pretty smart kid, so how did she end up so foolishly boarding Luvia’s pirate ship this time?

"Who are you calling an idiot?"

Luvia retorted with dissatisfaction, hands on her hips.

"My method has a scientific basis!"

"Heh... scientific basis?"

Rin crossed her arms and sneered disdainfully at this.

"I advise you to turn yourself in early, you attempted murderer."

Hearing this, Luvia instantly misfired. She looked away guiltily. Who could have thought that an inspirational story... was really just a story!?

Looking at the two people in front of her, Miyu sighed faintly. If she had known you adults were this unreliable, she wouldn’t have gotten on that helicopter no matter what!

Fake knowledge dissemination really harms people...!

.....

[ Looking at the huge crater in front of them, Illya immediately invited Miyu to practice together. After all, letting Miyu fall like that again made her hurt just watching it.

Watching Illya soaring as she pleased, Miyu fell silent for a while, then slowly took a deep breath. Blushing, she asked softly, "Can you tell me the method for flying?"

"Un! First, you have to have a feeling like whoosh and fly." Illya smiled and somersaulted in the air, as if telling Miyu that flying was just that simple.

Miyu froze for a moment, then followed with a ’whoosh’ as she started, successfully jumping half a meter away, then looked at Illya dancing in the air with a bewildered expression.

"Maybe that wasn’t it." Seeing Miyu starting to look disappointed, Illya said hesitantly, "Then... maybe it’s a light and fluffy feeling."

Miyu nodded seriously, then did a standing jump, this time landing directly on her knees.

"It doesn’t seem like a thud feeling either~"

"Nor a zoom feeling~"

Illya looked at Miyu, who was falling all over the place, with some distress. She had almost used up all her onomatopoeia, but there was still not a single bit of effect. What should she do? ]

[ ..... ]

?Projection of All Worlds?

"How about... Illya, you go find a dictionary? See if there are any other onomatopoeia; maybe that will teach Miyu!"

Watching Illya’s outrageous teaching method, everyone felt overwhelmed with the urge to retort.

Where is the process emphasized by the math teacher?Where is the reading comprehension from the language teacher? You just taught a few sound effects; it would be weird if Miyu could learn from that!

.....

?Jujutsu Kaisen World, Present Timeline ?

"Wh... what a novel teaching method~"

Nobara Kugisaki was stunned. At this moment, she finally understood that people’s constitutions cannot be generalized.

Even Miyu, who is proficient in various kinds of knowledge, couldn’t understand Illya’s inexplicable onomatopoeia!

"It is indeed quite novel, but why does this teaching method look so familiar..."

Satoru Gojo stroked his chin, looking up and down at the screen. This strong sense of déjà vu—he felt like he had seen it somewhere before.

"Gojo-sensei, I know!"

Yuji Itadori’s eyes lit up as if he had discovered a treasure, raising his arm as quickly as a spring:

"It’s the scene where Naruto taught Konohamaru the Rasengan!"

"Right, right, right, that’s the one!"

A bolt of lightning suddenly flashed through Gojo’s mind. No wonder it was so familiar.

"..."

Shoko Ieiri looked speechlessly at the two who had gone off-topic. If you want to light a cigarette, just say so; no need to beat around the bush like this.

?Type-Moon World, Fourth Holy Grail War Worldline?

"For an Illya-chan in her pre-teens, ac... actually, she’s teaching quite well!"

After all, it was her own daughter; Irisviel could only speak against her conscience.

However, after those words spoken against her conscience left her mouth, a strong sense of shame surged into her heart like a tide, and her face instantly dyed a layer of crimson.

"It is not bad, it’s just that the teaching method is a bit too stream-of-consciousness..."

Waver, hiding behind Rider, twitched the corner of his mouth awkwardly.

High EQ: It’s too stream-of-consciousness!

Low EQ: Sorry, I didn’t understand it either.

Waver swore that if he ever became a teacher in the future, he would definitely use this scene as a negative example!

The already guilty Irisviel now felt her face burning hot. She quickly raised her hands and covered her face in extreme shame...

I’m sorry, Illya-chan. For your reputation, Mom has done her best!

.....

[ "I would like to ask, last night you believed that Magical Girls could naturally fly. Was there anything special about the source of that imagination?"

Magical Sapphire instantly found the key to the problem, and Miyu also looked at Illya with anticipation.

"Source? Uh... maybe that." Illya turned her body away somewhat shyly, suddenly becoming a bit coy.

Then... Illya took Miyu home and binge-watched a Magical Girl anime to their hearts’ content.

"This is one of the roots of my magical imagination, I guess," Illya explained somewhat embarrassedly. ]

[ ..... ]

?Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline?

"You mean to say, if you watch enough anime, you’ll naturally be able to fly?"

At this moment, the Magi were all dumbfounded. Some of the older generation of magi couldn’t help recalling their youthful years of painstakingly studying flight magicraft.

Sigh... television came a bit too late after all. If they had known there was such a simple and crude method, they wouldn’t have struggled so hard to learn magicraft back then!

.....

[ Miyu watched the anime on the TV, the expression on her face suddenly becoming somewhat horrified, feeling as if her worldview was completely destroyed!

"Let’s not even talk about aerodynamics; gravity, inertia, and even action and reaction are ignored in this messy behavior..."

Miyu’s pupils were trembling constantly. The abundant physics knowledge in her mind was telling her: This is impossible! This is not scientific at all!

Sapphire, who had strong confidence in Miyu, asked aloud, "After watching this animation, Miyu-sama should be able to fly, right?"

"No, probably... not." Miyu’s brain really couldn’t accept this kind of unconstrained thinking; these things had absolutely no scientific basis.

"Watching this doesn’t clarify the principles of flight... It’s difficult to transform it into concrete imagination."

"Because it doesn’t look like using buoyancy like a balloon. One can only assume it’s the same principle as an airplane centering on lift, but in that case, the lift equation..."

Listening to this advanced physics knowledge, Illya, who was only in the fourth grade of elementary school, felt numb. She held her head and wriggled her body frantically, her eyes even starting to spin in circles. ]

[ ..... ]

『 Viewers of Countless World 』

"Miyu-chan, you are absolutely the most hardcore, and also the most scientific Magical Girl I have ever seen, bar none!"

Everyone outside the video was shocked. Miyu, the legendary Divine Child capable of granting any wish, was actually a staunch physicist.

Watching an anime and questioning it for violating Newton’s three laws of motion?

Hey, you can fire magical beams and grant wishes; why are you talking about science?!

And with that abundant reserve of physics knowledge, Newton would probably shed tears of relief if he saw it, finally not needing to flip his coffin lid anymore.

.....

?Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline, Chaldea?

"Is this something an elementary school student should be learning?"

Even Da Vinci, known as the Universal Person, was shocked by this.

Miyu-chan, you’re clearly only eleven years old! Leave a way out for us adults.

Children should look like children! Is Bernoulli’s principle of fluid dynamics something you should be learning at your age?

Even the knowledgeable Dr. Roman couldn’t help but feel his scalp tingle:

"The person who should least be talking about science is actually talking about science."

No wonder Miyu couldn’t fly no matter what. That incredibly firm scientific concept was already deep-rooted, yet she forgot that the existence of Magical Girls is inherently unreasonable!

?Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline?

At this moment in the Emiya household, everyone was shocked, casting questioning gazes upon Red A, the instigator.

After all, Archer came from the future; maybe he knew what the Great Hero Emiya actually taught her to make her grow into such a hardcore physics loli.

The mother-hen Red A opened his mouth with some difficulty to explain:

"Don’t look at me. I didn’t teach her anyway. My education level might not even be as high as Miyu’s... Although I finished high school before becoming a Heroic Spirit, it was limited to high school. After that, I studied magecraft at the Clock Tower with Rin for half a year."

"That actually makes sense."

Rin Tohsaka nodded upon hearing this. Archer indeed didn’t look like a top student; it was normal for him not to understand.

"In summary, Miyu just lacks a bit of a girlish heart. Watching more anime will fix it!"

Illya, who was vaguely developing towards becoming an otaku, raised her little head slightly.

Regarding this, Red A spread his hands helplessly. Anyway, Miyu couldn’t have been taught by ’Emiya Shirou.’ After all, what serious magus understands this stuff!

Besides, he was just a graduate with a high school diploma, not some scientist. Who would study the principles of airplane takeoff and fluid dynamics for no reason?

However, the cooking part might really have been taught by the version of himself from the other world!

.....